Rank the months in order from worst to best (worst at top, best at bottom)
Feb - grey, cold, everyone just exhausted from winter, salt all over cars, disgusting.
Jan - all of the above minus a tiny bit because we aren't all super exhausted of it yet
----- (above this line are crap tier)
Apr - Still some spring fever but kinda meh, let's get to summer
Aug - Pool still open but sometimes hot AF
Sep - Good month overall, maybe some fall fever towards the end, last days of the pool, football
July - 4th of July, summer in full swing. pool babes and cannonballs.
----- (above this line are pretty good, not great, actually sometimes great)
Nov - thanksgiving pretty decent, football, fall weather and usually no winter yet
June - best weather of the summer months (June-Aug, no idea if this is actually summer or not).
Oct - peak fall fever days. chilly mornings. football. fire pits. the works.
Dec - holiday season. tons of time with family. winter is still adorable and not the worst thing in the world.
Mar - NCAA tourney. Spring fever begins. Great month.
May - Best weather overall, pool opens, great travel month with kids still in school and after spring break. memorial day. wow, what a month.
---- (all great above this line)