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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #800 on: January 22, 2019, 01:30:05 PM »
NDSUjr is getting weirder and weirder by the second.

Yeah, and the next garsh darn hire with NDSU ties may make me upchuck my Lutefisk dontcha know.
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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #801 on: January 25, 2019, 08:25:53 AM »
https://theathletic.com/784316/2019/01/25/mandel-grading-the-fbs-head-coaching-hires-for-2018-19/

Quote from: Stewart Mandel
Kansas State (B+): North Dakota State coach Chris Klieman.
It puzzled me why K-State fans initially freaked out over the school hiring an FCS coach. First of all, Klieman wasn’t just any FCS coach, he went 69-6 and won four national championships in five years. The 51-year-old Iowa native also just feels like a good fit in Manhattan, where finding diamond-in-the-rough recruits and developing them is essential. I would have had slightly more confidence in Satterfield or Brown, but there’s a lot to like about Klieman, who has the unenviable task of succeeding K-State icon LHC Bill Snyder.

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Kansas (D): Dos Equis spokesman Les Miles.
I once gave Kansas an A for hiring Turner Gill (whoops) and an F for hiring Charlie Weis (accurate). Miles isn’t divisive and arrogant like Weis — if anything, he’s extremely upbeat and charismatic — but I fear his tenure could be nearly as disastrous. The 65-year-old Michigan Man failed to catch on to the evolution of college offenses at LSU and has given no indication he’s learned from his mistakes. He’s assembled a mostly underwhelming staff. Simply put, a national championship ring from 12 years ago isn’t going to turn around the Big 12’s worst program by itself.
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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #802 on: February 25, 2019, 01:45:46 PM »
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Texas is hiring former Kansas State OC Andre Coleman to an unspecified role.

Coleman confirmed that he was joining Texas in a tweet on Monday morning. It's likely that he's going to serve as an analyst, as the on-field staff appears to be full at the moment. He spent one year with the Wildcats as OC, and previously was the WR coach and passing-game coordinator. He should help with the gameplanning, and also is viewed as a strong recruiter.

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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #803 on: February 25, 2019, 02:39:15 PM »
Coleman to Texas
Seiler to WVU
Dickey to OSU

Hope Klieman knows what he's doing

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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #804 on: February 25, 2019, 02:47:12 PM »
What on earth
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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #805 on: February 25, 2019, 02:51:33 PM »
Coleman to Texas
Seiler to WVU
Dickey to OSU

Hope Klieman knows what he's doing

It's not like these guys left an existing staff that had been together for a few years for greener pastures.  Coleman, Seiler, and Dickey add 0 value to their new team against a Klieman-coached Cats other than existing roster talent (which isn't much of a value). 

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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #806 on: February 25, 2019, 02:53:35 PM »
LittreLL's big mistake was saying up front that he would clean house.

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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #807 on: February 25, 2019, 03:56:52 PM »
Coleman to Texas
Seiler to WVU
Dickey to OSU

Hope Klieman knows what he's doing

Only one that really bothers me is Dickey.  Dude was a stud coach.

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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #808 on: February 25, 2019, 04:24:18 PM »
Coleman to Texas
Seiler to WVU
Dickey to OSU

Hope Klieman knows what he's doing

The spies have been planted.....

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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #809 on: February 25, 2019, 04:45:08 PM »
Coleman to Texas
Seiler to WVU
Dickey to OSU

Hope Klieman knows what he's doing

Only one that really bothers me is Dickey.  Dude was a stud coach.

I have no idea how good or bad Dickey was at his job but I’m bullish on Riley being better long term.
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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #810 on: February 25, 2019, 07:46:28 PM »
Klieman said the other day on the radio that he felt ndsu had FBS quality lines (paraphrasing). If true, as good as I think Dickey probably was, we should be just fine.
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Re: Official 2017 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #811 on: May 30, 2019, 02:32:23 PM »
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Carl Pelini- Bowling Green
Tim Beck- Texas
Scotty Ohara- UTEP
Vic Koenning- Troy
Chris Cosh- Delaware
Jeff Schwinn- Washburn
Doug Grush- American River College
Charlie Coe- Missouri Baptist
Andy Ludwig
Rex Ryan

Come on with Andy Ludwig and Rex Ryan, they don't count man. I don't know who Charlie Coe, Doug Grush, and Scotty Ohara are, are they from Iowa? When did Tim Beck and Carl Pelini work for Bill?

Ludwig headed back to Utah.  Whittingham chews threw OCs like LittreLL does Copenhagen.  Utes have had 8 OCs since Ludwig left.
https://www.sltrib.com/sports/utah-utes/2019/01/10/andy-ludwig-jim-harding/

Damn.  This guy and the DC both making $820k.  At Utah!

https://www.sltrib.com/sports/utah-utes/2019/05/30/with-raise-ute-defensive/

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Re: Official 2017 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #812 on: May 30, 2019, 07:38:48 PM »
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Carl Pelini- Bowling Green
Tim Beck- Texas
Scotty Ohara- UTEP
Vic Koenning- Troy
Chris Cosh- Delaware
Jeff Schwinn- Washburn
Doug Grush- American River College
Charlie Coe- Missouri Baptist
Andy Ludwig
Rex Ryan

Come on with Andy Ludwig and Rex Ryan, they don't count man. I don't know who Charlie Coe, Doug Grush, and Scotty Ohara are, are they from Iowa? When did Tim Beck and Carl Pelini work for Bill?

Ludwig headed back to Utah.  Whittingham chews threw OCs like LittreLL does Copenhagen.  Utes have had 8 OCs since Ludwig left.
https://www.sltrib.com/sports/utah-utes/2019/01/10/andy-ludwig-jim-harding/

Damn.  This guy and the DC both making $820k.  At Utah!

https://www.sltrib.com/sports/utah-utes/2019/05/30/with-raise-ute-defensive/

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Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #813 on: May 30, 2019, 08:09:58 PM »
what is white mediocrity? (Other than this obv)


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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #814 on: June 01, 2019, 05:11:13 PM »
what is white mediocrity? (Other than this obv)


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Exactly this. Connected white dudes allowed to thrive while being absolutely being held to a lower standard than their colleagues with melanin. Retread head coaches, unremarkable indistinguishable assistant coaches, career backup quarterbacks, most middle managers, etc. etc. etc.

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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #815 on: June 01, 2019, 06:49:02 PM »
what is white mediocrity? (Other than this obv)


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Exactly this. Connected white dudes allowed to thrive while being absolutely being held to a lower standard than their colleagues with melanin. Retread head coaches, unremarkable indistinguishable assistant coaches, career backup quarterbacks, most middle managers, etc. etc. etc.
why not just tell sd that you are talking about him?


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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #816 on: June 02, 2019, 12:05:15 PM »
what is white mediocrity? (Other than this obv)


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Exactly this. Connected white dudes allowed to thrive while being absolutely being held to a lower standard than their colleagues with melanin. Retread head coaches, unremarkable indistinguishable assistant coaches, career backup quarterbacks, most middle managers, etc. etc. etc.
why not just tell sd that you are talking about him?

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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #817 on: June 02, 2019, 01:38:22 PM »
There's a growing legion of guys with melanin who are re-treads.

We'll start with Mike Locksley.






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Re: Official 2018 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #818 on: June 02, 2019, 01:42:34 PM »
Turner Gill has been an FCS/FBS/FCS now FBS head coach for 13 consecutive years.

10 games below .500, 1 bowl game, 1 playoff appearance

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« Reply #819 on: June 02, 2019, 07:24:31 PM »
Turner Gill has been an FCS/FBS/FCS now FBS head coach for 13 consecutive years.

10 games below .500, 1 bowl game, 1 playoff appearance

Goodness, you just proved my point, thank you hyper-sensitive white guy.

Gill failed at one job in his life, it just so happened that the one failure was at the worst program in the FBS. In addition to this the two white guys that followed him were allowed to be unquestionably worse.

How did Gill do outside of Kansas? He had six conference championships in 11 years at freaking Buffalo and Liberty. The transitioned liberty into the FBS then retired after a very respectable 6-6 first FBS season. If you brought him up because he was just hired at Pig Aggy, know that he took a non coaching job.

Looking at that man as a retread couldn't have been a better ally oop for me, thank you.

I got nothing on Locksley, Maryland is taking a huge gamble on him. That isn't the job it was before Durkin screwed it up, but they definitely could have found a coach more deserving.

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« Reply #820 on: June 02, 2019, 07:42:21 PM »
Got him!

Now do Ron Prince!!

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« Reply #821 on: June 02, 2019, 07:59:35 PM »
Turner Gill has been an FCS/FBS/FCS now FBS head coach for 13 consecutive years.

10 games below .500, 1 bowl game, 1 playoff appearance

Goodness, you just proved my point, thank you hyper-sensitive white guy.

Gill failed at one job in his life, it just so happened that the one failure was at the worst program in the FBS. In addition to this the two white guys that followed him were allowed to be unquestionably worse.

How did Gill do outside of Kansas? He had six conference championships in 11 years at freaking Buffalo and Liberty. The transitioned liberty into the FBS then retired after a very respectable 6-6 first FBS season. If you brought him up because he was just hired at Pig Aggy, know that he took a non coaching job.

Looking at that man as a retread couldn't have been a better ally oop for me, thank you.

I got nothing on Locksley, Maryland is taking a huge gamble on him. That isn't the job it was before Durkin screwed it up, but they definitely could have found a coach more deserving.


Some nice trophies, 1 FCS playoff appearance.

Liberty was is in a 6 team conference and dwarfed the other schools in that conference in terms of resources.  Their athletic budget surpassed $50 million a year, that's more than Boise State.  Their athletic budget was more than double North Dakota State.  That's why they went FBS independent.

Hyper-sensitive . . . coming from you?   :lol:





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