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spuds never get played out


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Who the fuq designed Cal stadium lighting? There are huge shadows. Its like there are only lights on one side of the field!

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my dudes:

ive got this feeling in my potato bones that tonight is gonna be an epic showing of PXIIAD HPs.  No way to explain it, but I have a feeling that this stupid Arizona team that has gotten my hopes up for the last three years is gonna get their spuds together and come back from down 14 to make this jam interesting

Also usc/cal could be fun

we don’t get many more of these potatopportunities this year let’s take advantage.  thats right friends for only the second time this year im pulling out the NO SNOOZE GUARANTEE
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This Arizona v Oregon game is boring as eff. Arizona has a 0% chance of winning this game.
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ok so nevermind on ‘zona but we’ve still got cal/usc and also the true potato farmers themselves the BOISE STATE WHATEVERS

mods plz change thread title to reflect just general potato-related stuff
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NM all these games turrible
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****beeep beep ba beeb beeeeb booop ba booop boop***

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.  I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.  THE NATIONAL POTATO SERVICE HAS ISSUED A SEVERE HOT POTATO WARNING IN PULLMAN, WASHINGTON.  IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU TAKE SHELTER ON YOUR COUCH AND TURN IT TO THE PXIIAD NETWORK TO WATCH THE BEAVS AND COUGS POTATO THIS THING OUT

dont be a stupid idiot watch this thing
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Just had our 6th lead change of the night.  This is like UCLA/Washington state all over again.  Just an absolute delight.  There’s still 6 minutes left.  Don’t be a dumb: add the pac 12 network for $5 via sling
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My Oregon bet isn't looking so hot

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I heeded the potato advisory and caught the last 1:08. What fun. So much better than leading Ttech 6-3 at halftime lawlfart. Kinda wanna just move to the Palouse and live Pac-12AD IRL?
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omg that wazzu game was an absolute treat.  It was like someone dingdongged my front door and was like “hay i got this truckload of Keebler ‘Tato skins where do you want me to drop the off” and I was like “just back up right into my living room and dump them in front of my tv and I’ll gnosh thank you sir”

Happy holidays to my mouth

That game was too good
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**BOOPABOOP MORE BREAKING NEWS**

More pxiiad hps on espn
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Colorado up 6 with 3 min left on Washington and running no-huddle

Studly AF
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ok, since PXIIAD is over let’s watch the hawaii game
everyone tune in to Facebook live real quick
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Fell asleep.  :users:
Hot time in Kat town tonight.

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You get some of that ROCKIN' PROTEIN, Da Big Train?
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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CAL UCLA potatoing it up on fs1
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Gotta be honest prolly gonna fall asleep
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fell asleep
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Utah/Oregon crowd makes da Booth look packed.

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Utah/Oregon crowd makes da Booth look packed.
ya one of the grand treats of the year that you can count on like a potato souffle is the PXII confy attendance being totally lol

which doesn't make sense to me because PXIIAD games live and in person are fun AF.  i know because i went to one like 4 years ago nbd
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Oh man remember last year’s game had tix on stubhub for the cost of roughly one baked potato at the Hopkinsville, KY. O’Charley’s?
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Utah/Oregon crowd makes da Booth look packed.
ya one of the grand treats of the year that you can count on like a potato souffle is the PXII confy attendance being totally lol

which doesn't make sense to me because PXIIAD games live and in person are fun AF.  i know because i went to one like 4 years ago nbd

Just wait until they move that mofo to Vegas next year, it's gonna be LIT!

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Pirates vs falco o ya heah we go
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