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Title: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 01, 2017, 12:15:53 AM
this colorado/ucla game is hot


also fyi this thread is for all you weirdos like me that watch the late games that nobody else cares about
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on October 01, 2017, 12:12:42 PM
Best non-cats part of football season
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 08, 2017, 12:13:05 AM
washington good
They a playoff team
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 08, 2017, 12:15:23 AM
SCOOP AND SCORE!
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: pissclams on October 15, 2017, 12:25:31 AM
i’m watching
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: mocat on October 15, 2017, 12:52:02 AM
Chris Fowler is getting faced on twitter

Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: tdaver on October 21, 2017, 10:57:13 PM
Mike Leach commentary on Goth kids   :love:
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 21, 2017, 11:10:15 PM
there are literally like 1400 people at this game in Pullman right now

go pirates tho
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 21, 2017, 11:44:17 PM
Mike Leach commentary on Goth kids   :love:

dude is simply the best ncaafb personality on tv right now
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 21, 2017, 11:59:24 PM
Mike Leach commentary on Goth kids   :love:

dude is simply the best ncaafb personality on tv right now in history

fyp
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 22, 2017, 12:01:50 AM
mb thanks brah
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: KSURFC8 on October 22, 2017, 12:25:05 AM
Mike Leach commentary on Goth kids   :love:

dude is simply the best ncaafb personality on tv right now

You should see if he needs a complimentary personality to carry his headset wires.
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 22, 2017, 01:05:37 AM
i LOVE that the pirate is up 28-0 at the Colorado 30 with less than 3 minutes on the clock and they throw the ball 4 straight times
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on November 04, 2017, 11:53:40 PM
Arizona State/Colorado was pretty hot until the last minute. ASU’s uniforms were super   :facepalm:

Pop quiz:  who wins this year? 5-4 dohbreqhuatz or 4-5 bhouldrbuffz?
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on November 05, 2017, 12:11:53 AM
wrong answer it’s the cats
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on November 05, 2017, 01:13:43 AM
omg this 'zona/usc game is too hot for tv
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on November 05, 2017, 01:14:09 AM
c'mon guys i feel like im talking to myself here :Wha:
Title: Re: PAC 12 after dark thread
Post by: pissclams on November 05, 2017, 01:24:04 AM
not
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: pissclams on November 05, 2017, 01:56:50 AM
nothing better really than pac after dark
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on November 19, 2017, 12:31:32 AM
if yall aint watching this utah/washington game just do yourself a lil' favor and click this bad boy on real quick
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on November 19, 2017, 12:33:07 AM
fake punts, fake field goals, helicopter qbs, onside kicks and a 2 minute drill?  yes pls ill have more of this


clams you down?
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on November 19, 2017, 12:41:07 AM
LIKE OMG SERIOUSLY TURN ON THIS WASHINGTON/UTAH GAME rough ridin' IMMEDIATLEY
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: BostonPancake on November 19, 2017, 12:41:50 AM
P12AD delivers once again.
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: tdaver on November 19, 2017, 12:42:57 AM
Will we get an OT!?
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: tdaver on November 19, 2017, 12:47:21 AM
 :Wha:
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on November 19, 2017, 12:48:42 AM
There's always one.  That's the absolute beauty of P12AD: there's usually 2 games going on.  So you flip to Arizona/Colorado and you're like "well this one's kinda close it's like 41-24" but then you flip it to the other game you didn't even know was on and you're like "O FUK OVERTIME STARTS IN 9 SECONDS FOOTBALL'S THE BEST"
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on November 19, 2017, 12:49:37 AM
O YA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: catastrophe on November 19, 2017, 12:50:29 AM
Washington making Utah’s coach look like an idiot and kicker redeems himself. Great ending.
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on November 19, 2017, 12:51:47 AM
ya was kinda hoping for overtime b/c overtime rules but i'll take it.  good battle. 

now let's go deep down the rabbit hole....there has to be a hawaii game on somewhere.  Anyone know where I can get my fix?
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 19, 2017, 04:01:24 AM
www.hawaii.fart
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: pvegs on November 19, 2017, 04:48:44 AM
watched uw win at the gun with gf at bar, eating sliders, drinking dr. pepper. was sweet on every level.
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: The Big Train on November 25, 2017, 09:49:09 PM
What in the world is this  :confused:
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: WildcatPower on November 25, 2017, 09:50:16 PM
Washington State playing like crap.  Wonder if because of the "distractions" between UofT/Currie and Leach rumors?
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 09, 2018, 12:38:52 AM
Hay ‘clams time to wake up the echoes and revive the #fdtthbohacaaitp12adt

yeah the cats suck but is anyone watching this 6-13 Juggalo v. Skeletor barn burner?!? PXIIAD at its finest
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 09, 2018, 12:48:08 AM
every year the juggaloes win the “team you wouldn’t expect to have a buncha guys with sweet dreadlocks but always seems to have a buncha guys with sweet dreadlocks” award
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 09, 2018, 12:49:15 AM
also those asu unis are hot AF
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 09, 2018, 12:52:29 AM
also the asu cheerleader’s unis appear to have been made out of recycled tires
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 09, 2018, 01:22:17 AM
well that was delightful

too bad all u dumb idiots went to bed and/or have social lives
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: pissclams on September 09, 2018, 08:20:24 AM
I was here
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 16, 2018, 12:11:25 AM
arizona v southern utah is a hot potato
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 16, 2018, 12:13:07 AM
khalil tate is real deal

p much everything we hoped d sams would be
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: pissclams on September 16, 2018, 12:37:39 AM
sdsu is looking good
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 16, 2018, 12:40:54 AM
PXIIAD CLAMS SIGHTING!!! :emawkid:
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 16, 2018, 12:43:00 AM
Hay chip kelly

Watchu know about the VALLEY
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 16, 2018, 12:46:04 AM
Also, hay  Oregon: ur unis look dumb.  Stop already
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on September 21, 2018, 09:33:51 PM
:peek:
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 21, 2018, 11:01:24 PM
o hai CFDC

Wazzu might be my favorite team to nerd out on.  They do some wild crap that you really don’t see anywhere else.  Fun to watch.
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 21, 2018, 11:41:09 PM
BORGHIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: HerrSonntag on September 22, 2018, 10:29:09 PM
Anyone see Oregon Iowa-State themselves?   I guess they still get a shot to make it up in overtime
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 22, 2018, 10:29:44 PM
Stanford/Oregon is a hot potato
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on September 22, 2018, 10:29:44 PM
Anyone see Oregon Iowa-State themselves?   I guess they still get a shot to make it up in overtime

:confused:
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: HerrSonntag on September 22, 2018, 10:31:54 PM
This is why i pay the big bucks for premium timezone access
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 22, 2018, 11:28:54 PM
Oregon/Stanford was just delightful

Sailgate/Skeletor is heating up

For whatever reason, it seams like PXIIAD always makes for hot-ass games
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 22, 2018, 11:31:54 PM
i mean it’s rare where I’m like “welp this game sucks I’m going to bed” it seems to always be like “wow i can’t believe Oregon state is hanging with Washington i guess im staying up until 3am tonight”

ain’t no west coast bias in this living room
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 22, 2018, 11:57:20 PM
Checking in. Wat total will be higher: points scored in this game, or the number of taquitos I wasted tonight?
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: pissclams on September 23, 2018, 12:03:58 AM
I flew over sun devil stadium on thursday
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 23, 2018, 12:07:07 AM
I flew over sun devil stadium on thursday

they really did a number on that badboy in the renos a few years ago
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 23, 2018, 12:42:13 AM
arizona st./washington is a hot potato
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 23, 2018, 12:50:17 AM
So many hot potato landmines for the sailgaters.  Left skeletor yearning for castle greyskull and are casting opponents aside like skinnybenny throws canco’s taquitos all willy-nilly
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 23, 2018, 12:52:17 AM
there’s like 9 gE inside jokes up in there try to keep up
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 23, 2018, 12:58:50 AM
Air Force/Utah state: not PXIIAD.  AD, but not PXIIAD.  I mean, this is the resin hit for the night.  Not what I was hoping for but in a pinch I....I guess.
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 24, 2018, 12:54:06 PM
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 29, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
Pop quiz hotshots

The following games looked like hot potatoes on paper but as of now are not hot potatoes

That being said, lotsa game left.  So based on the following mid-game scores, which one has the most potential to reach hot potato status

USC 17 ZONA 0
OSU 18 ASU 31
Oregon 27  Cal 10
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: ednksu on September 29, 2018, 11:53:14 PM
This zona usc game is boring AF.  I thought cap Oregon could be fun, guess not.
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on September 30, 2018, 11:07:37 AM
welp fell asleep and missed them all
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 30, 2018, 11:57:28 AM
Seems like a night of extremely cold potates
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 06, 2018, 11:20:51 PM
OOOOOOOOOH SNAP

a heah we go with pxiiad week 6
Utah up 20 on Stanford?  You kidding me?

but I got a feeling David Shaw gave the trees an ID4 halftime speech.  “We will not go quietly into the night; this is our Independence Day over these alien assholes”

we’ll see if it pays off


also utah seems to be following their normal recruiting plan of “get all the gigantic samoan d00ds we can find”

Sean take notes
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 06, 2018, 11:24:49 PM
holy crap those black stanford unis are hot potatoes.  :Wha:
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: pissclams on October 06, 2018, 11:28:39 PM
i’m here!
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 06, 2018, 11:36:09 PM
somebody get the fixins cuz potential stanford comeback has all the makings of a hot potato
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 07, 2018, 12:29:51 AM
Lol nm
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 07, 2018, 12:30:55 AM
high hopes for this rainbow warrior/Idaho tilt.  Not PXIIAD but AD nonetheless
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 07, 2018, 03:14:21 PM
How wuz tha Vandalz/Rainbow Warriors game?
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 07, 2018, 04:41:04 PM
dunno fell asleep on the couch like always
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 12, 2018, 11:15:39 PM
i vote we nickname Khalil Tate “the librarian” because homeboy could be sexy if he wanted to let his hair down but right now he’s just putting me to sleep
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 12, 2018, 11:20:36 PM
srsly at this point kevin sumlin has got to be like “o crap, it’s me; im just not very good at this”
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: fatdamon on October 12, 2018, 11:41:48 PM
Oh snap, could this be a hot
Potato???? Prolly not but 35-10 is better than 35-3
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 13, 2018, 07:31:51 AM
Motion denied.
Title: Re: fd talks to himself b/c only he & clams are awake in the PAC12 after dark thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on October 13, 2018, 06:05:46 PM
PAC-12 during the day is going to OT!
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on October 13, 2018, 09:54:57 PM
dont be a dork turn on the Colorado usc game

USC threw an int on the first play from scrimmage
Colorado undefeated but has never beaten usc (0-12 all time)
Laviska Shenault Jr is the bees knees

this one has hot potato written all over it turn it on dorks
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: Chingon on October 13, 2018, 09:56:12 PM
Ya after the baseball game.
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on October 13, 2018, 10:00:56 PM
wutz baseball
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: meow meow on October 13, 2018, 10:04:17 PM
I can't imagine what it would feel like to lose to USC
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: pissclams on October 13, 2018, 10:07:51 PM
well boys I really wish I was in the coliseum right  now
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on October 13, 2018, 10:22:33 PM
lol USC has a d00d that was definitely named after the bad guy in The Mummy (1999)
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 14, 2018, 12:18:00 AM
Watching this CU-USC game at about a 6.  :cheers:
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on October 14, 2018, 12:20:43 AM
i feel cheated

was promised a hot potato but received a platter of cold spudz
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: MakeItRain on October 14, 2018, 01:19:12 AM
Why the eff did Colorado just go for two down 11?
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on October 18, 2018, 08:08:06 AM
stanford arizona state tonight at 8
just sayin’...
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: POWL on October 18, 2018, 08:39:34 AM
stanford arizona state tonight at 8
just sayin’...
off tomorrow, so i am all over it ......i love the pac 12 because they kind of care, but not really.....i mean, they have no winters so why get too worked up about losing a football game ???
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: meow meow on October 18, 2018, 09:06:22 AM
the students/fans at The Animal's new university are really geeked out about having gameday this saturday.  it's half embarassing/half endearing, getting a real iowa state vibe from their fans.  will be interesting to see if they stop sending their flag all over the country to gameday now, since mission accomplished
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on October 20, 2018, 11:45:37 PM
teams that started the season with a dildo scandal are 0-1 vs purdue this year

also this UCLA/Arizona game has hot potato written all over it
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on October 26, 2018, 09:47:30 PM
BEEEBABEEE BA BEEEP BEEEEEEEEEP

***HOT POTATO ALERT***

UCLA vs UTAH in a tasty Friday night matchup on ESPN
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 26, 2018, 10:09:42 PM
If this game were made of two potatoes facing off against each other and points were equivalent to degrees, how many degrees is the utah potato at the moment and how many points is the ucla potato
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on October 26, 2018, 10:25:46 PM
it would be 7 potato degrees to 3 potato degrees

i know that doesn’t sound like much but remember that potato degrees are measured in kelvin
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on October 26, 2018, 10:27:42 PM
So the score is 257 to 253 or something
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on November 02, 2018, 01:09:02 PM
what's this????

there's something on the horizon

ITS A HOT MFN POTATO!!!!!!!

9:30 tonight

colorado

arizona

don't be a dumb idiot watch this game
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on November 02, 2018, 09:57:30 PM
welcome to hot potatoville

Population: me

It’s only 4 minutes old but stuff is heating up
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on November 02, 2018, 11:16:08 PM
23-17 going into half

no laviska shenault (or other 2 starting receivers)
khalil tate throwing darts and ankle looks ok
so many mining whistles

don’t be a dummy leave that stupid party you’re at and watch this game you don’t ACTUALLY like any of those people anyways
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on November 02, 2018, 11:19:23 PM
NEVER MIND 24-23 GOING INTO HALF

ITS THE HOTTEST OF POTATOES
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on November 02, 2018, 11:29:28 PM
NEVER MIND 26-24 GOING INTO HALF THIS IS JUST GETTING RIDONKULOS
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on November 03, 2018, 01:01:30 AM
my kingdom for a qhuatz version of Montez

what a baller
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on November 03, 2018, 01:03:47 AM
Yes, sling, I am still watching.

Stop giving me pop ups
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: Shooter Jones on November 03, 2018, 10:11:04 AM
NEVER MIND 24-23 GOING INTO HALF

ITS THE HOTTEST OF POTATOES

I fell asleep in the 4th quarter. Woke up and the replay was starting. Watching the 4th quarter now, does that count?
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on November 03, 2018, 10:20:17 AM
as Kobe Teeth says, it’s always PXIIAD somewhere
Title: Re: HOT POTATO ALERT!!!! FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on November 03, 2018, 11:24:28 PM
did somebody stick a galvanized nail into this potato?!?  13-10 pirates at half

buckle up for this final tasty spud
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 04, 2018, 12:18:55 AM
I am buckled and this spud is pretty good
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii games
Post by: fatdamon on November 04, 2018, 12:47:21 AM
not even joking...all internet rhetoric aside, and because i care about all of you as individuals, turn on this mfn cal/wazzu game immediately
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 04, 2018, 01:02:18 AM
Just scalded my mouth on these mashed Idaho Golds
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 04, 2018, 01:08:54 AM
Gardner”-Webb”’s one-handed catch on the sideline (followed by a spike) was increds.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii games
Post by: fatdamon on November 04, 2018, 01:28:54 AM
'stache to die for
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: all potential PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii games
Post by: fatdamon on November 04, 2018, 01:30:46 AM
what has two thumbs and likes potatoes for dessert?

:thisguy :gimmiegimmiekokoma :nomnom :spuds
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 09, 2018, 10:08:00 PM
WHAT HAS 2 THUMBS AND WANTS A FRIDAY NIGHT SMURF TURF FRESNO STATE POTATO

**THIS GUY**



Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 09, 2018, 10:28:35 PM
That fake fg attempt belongs in the “this is gonna be lol” thread
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 09, 2018, 10:41:32 PM
juju hughes
you my only friend
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 09, 2018, 10:53:49 PM
my own personal “let down/look ahead sandwich:”

trying to love this valley bronco game but can’t stop thinking about tomorrow night’s slate:

Cal/usc at 9:30 on espn
Unlv/SDSU at 9:3o on the deuce
CSU/Nevada at 9:30 on the ocho

or as i like to call it, a fatdamon cream dream
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 09, 2018, 10:55:59 PM
me during PXIIAD

https://youtu.be/y5kgnelyei8
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 09, 2018, 11:56:27 PM
my own personal “let down/look ahead sandwich:”

trying to love this valley bronco game but can’t stop thinking about tomorrow night’s slate:

Cal/usc at 9:30 on espn
Unlv/SDSU at 9:3o on the deuce
CSU/Nevada at 9:30 on the ocho

or as i like to call it, a fatdamon cream dream

I like your optimism but if you’re being honest with yourself, you know only one of those will be this piping hot potato you’re looking for, and AT LEAST one is a guaranteed stone cold spud.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 10, 2018, 12:07:08 AM
nope that’s where ur wrong and that’s  what makes PXIIAD/HA/FS so special.  potatoes that on paper look like they were just brought up in a tattered wicker basket by a busty yet haggard woman from a siberian cellar are magestically transformed into the tastiest of piping hot, sour cream-laden, cheese encrusted tubers
Title: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 10, 2018, 12:08:34 AM
Maybe you should get a job fatdamon, seems like sports are taking over your life.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 10, 2018, 12:11:27 AM
Maybe you should get a job fatdamon, seems like sports are taking over your life.

it’s the weekend, dork
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 10, 2018, 12:17:17 AM
Maybe you should get a job fatdamon, seems like sports are taking over your life.

also you say “sports” like i give a what about anything other than qwhatz football and PXIIAD
Title: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 10, 2018, 12:20:27 AM
Lots of well respected people work weekends. Was just a misguided suggestion geez chill out and crush your soda.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 10, 2018, 12:21:03 AM
you are guaranteed to see at least three blue-haired elvis impersonators at every boise state game
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 10, 2018, 12:25:35 AM
Lots of well respected people work weekends. Was just a misguided suggestion geez chill out and crush your soda.

CIDC i have no interest in crushing sodas but would happily meet up with you in DC so we could smash some spuds together as qhuatz.  also my sister lives there and has a gang of llamas. she posts about them incessantly on facebook and I’m not that into it but if you are a llama guy i could make it happen :cheers:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 10, 2018, 12:51:04 AM
Hahahahahhhah Fresno state just got royally screwed

“The previous play is under further review”

....

“Uhhhhhhhhhhh we can’t tell from the review so let’s take it to the chains”

.....

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they’re 3 inches short but we just gonna call it a first down because it’s real cold and we wanna go home”

—the refs
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 10, 2018, 12:53:06 AM
 now let’s take it to Shanghai for this much anticipated cal/Yale basketball matchup WUT
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 10, 2018, 12:23:51 PM
HALL.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 11, 2018, 01:21:53 AM
sorry, got a job and couldn’t watch any of tonight’s games
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 15, 2018, 10:42:45 PM
you know what's coming up this saturday?  the great white buffalo.  the real-life unicorn.  the only game where you're guaranteed to be half awake while it's still rainbows and sunshine with trash weirdly swirling on the field and 8k people in the stands...

THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFALCONS UNLV AT HAWAII WITH A 10PM KICKOFF

ALOHA BITCHES
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 17, 2018, 10:08:58 PM
let’s talk taters

The pirates are giving the biz to Khalil tate and co.  Thought this one would be a lil tastier, but it’s looking like it’s gonna be those garlic instant potatoes from aldi.  Good enough to keep you alive if you’re a broke college kid but you wouldn’t eat them unless you had no other choice

The oregon game is like the kind of potatoes that are only on the PXII network which you have to have the special sling package for (i do because im not a dumb idiot)

and don’t forget about the great white buffalo coming up here in like a hour
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 17, 2018, 10:12:11 PM
You have any sauce for those taters FD? Washington State is Frank's Red Hot Hot right now!
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 17, 2018, 10:22:18 PM
Hmm. Maybe FD fell asleep.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 17, 2018, 10:39:41 PM
Washington State is volcano hot now.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 17, 2018, 10:42:41 PM
oregon’s unis make them look like old guys wearing crossing guard vests

gotta say, love wazzu and the ‘stache, but was hoping tate would keep this one close.  All signs point to cold spudz
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 17, 2018, 10:45:16 PM
oregon’s unis make them look like old guys wearing crossing guard vests

gotta say, love wazzu and the ‘stache, but was hoping tate would keep this one close.  All signs point to cold spudz

Warm up the spudz! Tate is instant offense!
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 17, 2018, 10:53:50 PM
would love to hear skinnybenny’s hot take on wazzu’s asymmetrical vanier complex
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 17, 2018, 11:01:50 PM
If you aren't even gonna acknowledge me FD idk what I'm even doing here.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 17, 2018, 11:02:04 PM
Consecutive fumbles on consecutive kickoffs by the same d00d!?!  That’s a first.

I can only imagine after the game when he sees his parents they’re gonna be like, “hey son...good...game?”
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 17, 2018, 11:04:29 PM
CFDC r u ready for this llama party or wut
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 17, 2018, 11:05:49 PM
CFDC r u ready for this llama party or wut

I'm getting pretty tired so I think I'm gonna go to bed.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 17, 2018, 11:08:47 PM
NO UR GONNA MISS THE GREAT WHITE BUFFALO
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 17, 2018, 11:14:54 PM
Yeah, I was really into the hot sauce taters but I spent too much time ITT alone so it kind of bummed me out.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 17, 2018, 11:18:16 PM
 :katpakhead:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on November 17, 2018, 11:27:51 PM
I'm so glad my adopted team this year is Washington State. It almost feels like 2012 again.  :party:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 18, 2018, 12:06:15 AM
I'm so glad my adopted team this year is Washington State. It almost feels like 2012 again.  :party:

gawd they are a treat.  just having so much fun.  im jelly af
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 18, 2018, 05:06:32 AM
If one point is equal to 2 tater tots, how many of them delicious bite-sized treats did #OurGuys end up with last night? And if each Arizona point is equal to 3 crunchy Tater Skin potato chips, what was the final score last night?
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 18, 2018, 11:05:04 AM
Wazzu: (69°F ? 32) × 5/9 + 273.15 = 293.706K x 2=587.412 tater tots
Zona:   Like 28 or something
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 23, 2018, 09:20:55 PM
***ALERT***

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSED A SEVERE WEATHER ADVISORY FOR PULLMAN, WASHINGTON.  DOPPLAR RADAR INDICATES THAT OVER THE NEXT TWO HOURS WE WILL SEE 6-10 INCHES OF DELICIOUS, ICY-HOT SPUDS.  ALL N00BZ NOT WATCHING ON FOX ARE ENCOURAGED TO SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY ON THEY COUCH AND START GNOSHING ON THESE TUBERS
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 23, 2018, 09:38:18 PM
that was the most PXIIAD two-play sequence ever.  Huskies double pass for a touchdown, ensuing PAT blocked by WAZZU and returned 95 yards for two points in the snow.

yay football.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: Spracne on November 23, 2018, 10:02:01 PM
Also: One of the Pride of Husky Land buses flipped over en route to the game and the Pride of Husky marching band won't be performing :(
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 23, 2018, 10:20:20 PM
This game is fun as hell, but FSN's superimposed black yard lines are ruining all the fun. It takes nearly all the flavor outta this snowy tater.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 23, 2018, 11:03:16 PM
Wow these games aren’t on so late when you are in the same time zone!
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: tdaver on November 24, 2018, 11:34:53 PM
The Y putting it on The U right now.  Work is really going to be annoying on Monday with all the Blue Morms talking trash on the Red Morms.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: tdaver on November 24, 2018, 11:50:42 PM
Utes decided to wake up.  Here we go  :Woot:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: fatdamon on November 25, 2018, 12:20:47 AM
You know when you open up a tinfoil-wrapped baked potato at a shitty buffet and you’re like “ok this looks gross” but then you put on some butter and sour cream and then you’re like “ok now I’m getting somewhere” and then you find the bacon crumbles and the chives and ur like “oh hell yes?”

well Hawaii got the crumbles and SDSU got the chives on ESPNU MOTHERFALCONS!!
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and also Hawaii/Fresno State games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 25, 2018, 12:26:02 AM
I'm knee-deep in these badboys with Utah State and Boise State. Not technically #PXIIAD but they're both kinda mormon'y too, so this week just change the thread title to Mormon'y schools AD.

Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: fatdamon on November 25, 2018, 12:30:36 AM
some SERIOUS potato a’peel tonight

modz plz add potato emoji thing ASAP tia
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: fatdamon on November 25, 2018, 12:40:49 AM
3rd and the Rocky Mountains and a screen goes for a TD?!???  Go utes. Or aggies.  Or whatever you are.  Just make it interesting so I have a reason to stay awake
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: fatdamon on November 25, 2018, 12:50:22 AM
Potato based vodka nightcap time!!! Hawaii in overtime on the U!!
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: fatdamon on November 25, 2018, 12:57:17 AM
JOJO LORD U R MY RAINBOW WARRIOR
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: fatdamon on November 25, 2018, 12:59:39 AM
JA’RON WASHINGTON CROSSES THE POTOMAC!!    2nd ot coming up!!!!!
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: fatdamon on November 25, 2018, 01:07:10 AM
nm SDSU is some dummies and went for 2 like a buncha babidiots and didn’t get it

hot potato nonetheless
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: fatdamon on November 30, 2018, 09:59:28 PM
ive  been waiting for hours hoping one of you dorks would post about the PXIIAD championship but i guess im alone on this lil latin loopy loo

let me get you caught up: it’s 10-3 and hot af in the 4th
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: Katpappy on November 30, 2018, 10:05:27 PM
ive  been waiting for hours hoping one of you dorks would post about the PXIIAD championship but i guess im alone on this lil latin loopy loo

let me get you caught up: it’s 10-3 and hot af in the 4th

Yea, trying to keep my eyes from burning. :Carl:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 30, 2018, 10:11:18 PM
Your definition of hot af needs a little examination

Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: fatdamon on November 30, 2018, 10:14:27 PM
Ya I’ll agree not the hottest of potatoes, but a one possession game in the fourth is always fun.  It’s about a 6.1 on my spud-o-meter
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: fatdamon on November 30, 2018, 10:22:52 PM
crap game ends on a crap no-call.  Quickly dropped to a 0.4 on the spud-o-meter
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 30, 2018, 10:52:20 PM
ive  been waiting for hours hoping one of you dorks would post about the PXIIAD championship but i guess im alone on this lil latin loopy loo

let me get you caught up: it’s 10-3 and hot af in the 4th

Too bad you wasted hours watching this one instead of the MAC Championship, which was an IRLhot potato. (Not nearly as Mormon’y tho)
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: tdaver on November 30, 2018, 11:18:58 PM
That spud was so cold the Mormons are making funeral potatoes and jello right now
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all mormon’y games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 01, 2018, 08:27:34 AM
Funeral Potatoes should be the slogan for our 2018 football season. Or maybe just the whole team in general.

"Kansas State Football: Funeral Potatoes"  (And they could do a little radio jingle like they used to do with "Royalllls basebaaaaaall......Get in the game!")


Or maybe they should just have a menu item at BSFS concessions called Funeral Potatoes. Or maybe it should be the new name of the football board?
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all rainbow warrior games
Post by: fatdamon on December 22, 2018, 09:36:17 PM
OMG THE TIME HAS COME
sack daddy, swirling trash, hakas and mele kelikimaka
Hawaii bowl a heah-we-go
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all rainbow warrior games
Post by: KST8FAN on December 22, 2018, 11:05:28 PM
This Ferguson DE a hot potato by himself.

Tom

Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk

Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all rainbow warrior games
Post by: catastrophe on December 22, 2018, 11:08:07 PM
The reffing has been ridiculous.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all rainbow warrior games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 22, 2018, 11:45:32 PM
The reffing has been ridiculous.


Sorry bud, you better rephrase that into something relating to potatoes, tia
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all rainbow warrior games
Post by: KST8FAN on December 26, 2018, 09:24:44 PM
This Cal-TCU game is a potato famine.


Tom

Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk

Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all rainbow warrior games
Post by: fatdamon on December 26, 2018, 10:09:15 PM
Its like your college roommate was like “hay before you go on this hot date you should use some of my secret sauce  binaca” and you’re like “oh ok sweet.  Spritz”

But it turns out to be shitty gross potato flavor and you’re like “hay bro wtf” and he’s like “hay man it’s wednesday and there are no other options so deal with it” and ur like “cold potato binaca it is”
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all rainbow warrior games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 26, 2018, 10:28:08 PM
Also one of the other binacas from that day was cancelled during the first squirt
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and all rainbow warrior games
Post by: fatdamon on December 26, 2018, 10:41:46 PM
 but also the administrators of the cold potato binaca co are like “i know we cancelled this shitty cold binaca spray 1/4 of the way thru but we will pay u back 4 it and also you can get another spritz of a cold potato binaca flavor of ur choosing at a later pa-tater date.  we recommend sour cream and chives or whatever the flavor would be when we’re playing idaho in baseball or whatever”
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 26, 2018, 11:08:59 PM
Cheese-Its Bowl more like Cheese-INTs Bowl amirite
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 26, 2018, 11:14:38 PM
Starch your engines, we're headed to potatovertime
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on December 26, 2018, 11:19:07 PM
hooray for that fat guy
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on December 26, 2018, 11:19:49 PM
his hustle was a-peeling
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on December 26, 2018, 11:28:41 PM
i guess
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 26, 2018, 11:36:54 PM
I loved it. This potato fell out of the grocery bag after you got back from the store and started putting the food away, and it rolled to the back of the shelf in the pantry and was left there while your family went to spend the whole summer with your Grandpa in Georgia. When you got back right before school resumed in August, you came in from your long drive and found that there were two things that were still there from when you left three months earlier: a poo in the toilet that someone forgot to flush, and that potato. But now that potato had been sitting in the hot pantry all summer and (like that poo) started to grow those weird spiny things that look kinda like little white tree limbs just growing out of it every which way. Obviously you're not gonna eat it (like that poo), but it's still sturdy enough to carve up into a wiener shape to make your bros laugh. So that's what this game reminds me of: your return home from Georgia. It totally wasn't pretty thanks to said poo and spiny potato dong, but it did end up being a lot of fun because of the LOLs.


Also your guinea pig is dead and someone wrapped it in tinfoil like a baked potato.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on December 27, 2018, 11:09:50 PM
This Baylor/vandy game is the garlic instant potatoes you get from aldi.  You expect it to be boring and gross but once you dig in ur like “mmmm kinda tasty taterz, if these are actual potatoes at all”
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on December 28, 2018, 10:29:05 PM
this pirates/clones game is absurd
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: Oyster_Trousers on December 28, 2018, 10:40:34 PM
this pirates/clones game is absurd

Meh.  It’s a powderpuff match.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on December 28, 2018, 10:44:59 PM
ur a powderpuff match
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: Oyster_Trousers on December 28, 2018, 10:46:58 PM
 :shakesfist:
ur a powderpuff match

U got me there spud.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on December 28, 2018, 10:52:01 PM
consider yourself burned

like the cubed potatoes at the bottom of the embassy suites’ breakfast buffet serving pan
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: Oyster_Trousers on December 28, 2018, 11:01:29 PM
 :sdeek:
consider yourself burned

like the cubed potatoes at the bottom of the embassy suites’ breakfast buffet serving pan

While I disagree with your position on comebacks, I am fascinated by your personal experience in the quality and doneness of various tater dishes.

I am curiously confused and hungry now.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on December 28, 2018, 11:03:51 PM
i like spuds and late-night PXIIAD football
what on god’s potato-filled earth could be confusing about that
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 29, 2018, 01:01:17 AM
fatd can you compare Wazzu's entire season to a potato thing for us?
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 29, 2018, 01:03:53 AM
P.S. This thread deserves a c'sourky 
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on January 01, 2019, 08:00:45 PM
go big 12 always
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: DaBigTrain on January 01, 2019, 08:03:01 PM
Literally hook em
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: Spracne on January 01, 2019, 08:29:59 PM
Alright alright alright . . .
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: MakeItRain on January 01, 2019, 08:34:14 PM
P.S. This thread deserves a c'sourky

Most posts made by a user replying to his own sock?
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: wetwillie on January 01, 2019, 08:36:04 PM
How about the score of this meaningless exhibition!
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: Spracne on January 01, 2019, 08:38:46 PM
P.S. This thread deserves a c'sourky

Most posts made by a user replying to his own sock?

fatdamon is not a SB sock. I cannot reveal my sources, but trust me.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: DaBigTrain on January 01, 2019, 08:43:06 PM
Tubesock and fatdamon are both Spracne socks I have concluded, based on posting quality.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: Spracne on January 01, 2019, 08:45:37 PM
FD is a fine poster.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on January 01, 2019, 10:49:23 PM
don’t know what a corksy is
don’t know what a sock is
don’t know what a skinnybenny is

all i know is potatoes and this is a MFN hot one
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 01, 2019, 10:50:17 PM
P.S. This thread deserves a c'sourky

Most posts made by a user replying to his own sock?

fatdamon is not a SB sock. I cannot reveal my sources, but trust me.

can confirm
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on January 01, 2019, 10:50:54 PM
also know that spracne is my new bff
(call me)
 :Wha:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on January 01, 2019, 11:17:13 PM
Omg so many mayhem moments

potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: fatdamon on January 01, 2019, 11:18:48 PM
Uga’s Kicker’s specs are incred
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 01, 2019, 11:30:00 PM
What about that lol'zy sequence with like 20 penalties on the same play and no one knew exactly how to assess them and the refs corrected themselves like 20 times lmao
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: Spracne on January 01, 2019, 11:36:16 PM
What about that lol'zy sequence with like 20 penalties on the same play and no one knew exactly how to assess them and the refs corrected themselves like 20 times lmao

And they still didn't get it right, but it also still didn't matter.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 01, 2019, 11:43:20 PM
Yeah. It was increds.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: pissclams on January 01, 2019, 11:52:30 PM
that sugar bowl was a real pierogi of a game, man
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: mhkpasa on January 02, 2019, 10:46:41 AM
Uga’s Kicker’s specs are incred

I enjoyed the announcers shouting at the start , 'Rodrigo Blankenship kicks it deep to LilJordan Humphrey"
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: BXIIAD hot potatoes and p much any late games
Post by: cas4ksu on January 02, 2019, 11:03:45 AM
don’t know what a corksy is
don’t know what a sock is
don’t know what a skinnybenny is

all i know is potatoes and this is a MFN hot one

It's "csourky", FatDamon.

https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=41207.0
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on January 07, 2019, 11:33:44 AM
me now:  dont know how to post pictures

me tonight:

https://www.google.com/search?q=beetle+bailey+peeling+potatoes&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS811US812&hl=en-US&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiMxui8mdzfAhUqgK0KHeV1CMQQ_AUoAXoECA0QAQ&cshid=1546882268008000&biw=375&bih=638#imgrc=7k2Xq_sWtn01jM

Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Dlew12 on January 07, 2019, 12:01:08 PM
Fat - Damon

Skinny - Benny

I put this together recently and was embarrassed that I've bbs'd with you guys for so long without making the handle connection.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: nicname on January 07, 2019, 12:36:39 PM
Fat - Damon

Skinny - Benny

I put this together recently and was embarrassed that I've bbs'd with you guys for so long without making the handle connection.

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: MadCat on January 07, 2019, 01:26:26 PM
 :Wha:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on January 07, 2019, 06:47:55 PM
 :peek:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 07, 2019, 07:59:32 PM
  :Fiesta Curtain:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 07, 2019, 09:08:50 PM
fd, what kinda taters has this game cooked up so far?
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Spracne on January 07, 2019, 09:09:19 PM
Hey, SkiBe, do u like Imagine Dragon?

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Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: DaBigTrain on January 07, 2019, 09:13:29 PM
What has happened to Weezy :sdeek:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Brock Landers on January 07, 2019, 09:14:48 PM
JFC that halftime show was terrible.  Why does college football even need a halftime show?
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Brock Landers on January 07, 2019, 09:27:17 PM
Seriously that was rough ridin' terrible.  Watching Imagine Dragons play makes me yearn for Nickleback.  Not even joking.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Spracne on January 07, 2019, 09:28:13 PM
Seriously that was rough ridin' terrible.  Watching Imagine Dragons play makes me yearn for Nickleback.  Not even joking.
Could have been worse. Imagine Dragon deez nutz on ur face. #Roasted

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Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Brock Landers on January 07, 2019, 09:35:05 PM
Yeah I saw the setup you gave to Skinny Benny, he didn't take the bait.  Glad you got to use the deez nuts burn on someone!  :D
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Spracne on January 07, 2019, 09:35:49 PM
Yeah I saw the setup you gave to Skinny Benny, he didn't take the bait.  Glad you got to use the deez nuts burn on someone!  :D
:blush:

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Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: wetwillie on January 07, 2019, 09:36:48 PM
My god they sent their holder to run a power lead following the kicker :sdeek:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Brock Landers on January 07, 2019, 09:37:22 PM
Clemson is dragging deez nuts all over Alabama's face.  This is a beatdown.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on January 07, 2019, 09:40:37 PM
Wtf was that les miles commercial, how desperate is he for money?
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Spracne on January 07, 2019, 09:41:40 PM
Wtf was that les miles commercial, how desperate is he for money?
U jelly that Kleeman isn't a well-known/adored public figure, lib?

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Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on January 07, 2019, 09:42:47 PM
holy crap do i talk about that potato doink in the potato thread or the doink thread
Title: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: DaBigTrain on January 07, 2019, 09:45:41 PM
Wtf was that les miles commercial, how desperate is he for money?
U jelly that Kleeman isn't a well-known/adored public figure, lib?

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He got arrested for stealing the national championship trophy. The AD probably won’t do anything tho.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on January 07, 2019, 09:54:17 PM
this game is when you get pork chops with sauerkraut and those little crappy round shooter marble-sized white potatoes.  You’re like “o man these Clemson pork chops are delicious and this pork chop’s d-line is increds” and then you’re like “this sauerkraut is ok but a little salty (refs)” and then ur like “these taters aren’t as good as advertised they must’ve been grown in alabama and be subject to SEC potato bias they should prolly substitute in their backup spud Jalen hurtz b/c this current lineup of potatoes is ruining my dinner with the in-laws but at least I’ve had enough beers to where I can deal with it”

“also nick saban is kinda a prick i dont know him personally im just basing my opinion off of halftime interviews”
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on January 07, 2019, 10:30:46 PM
SEC potato bias smdh
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on January 07, 2019, 10:33:00 PM
omg plz tackle him in the end zone then this game would have my 2 favorite things

A doink or two
A safety to make the score weird
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: fatdamon on January 07, 2019, 10:36:06 PM
what does capitulation mean
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Spracne on January 07, 2019, 10:37:15 PM
what does capitulation mean

I think he meant that Alabama was de-capitulated
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Katpappy on January 07, 2019, 11:06:28 PM
Wtf was that les miles commercial, how desperate is he for money?
U jelly that Kleeman isn't a well-known/adored public figure, lib?

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You do know your coach is a clown with dementia, taking KU to the bank.  :ROFL:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 07, 2019, 11:13:17 PM
 :Chirp:
Wtf was that les miles commercial, how desperate is he for money?
U jelly that Kleeman isn't a well-known/adored public figure, lib?

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I, for one, am extremely jealous of that.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Katpappy on January 07, 2019, 11:17:31 PM
Man, when and where has a DC been Gatoraded.  And the sport commentators taking about how good and how much money he makes.  The defensive players giving credit to BV for how close and good they are.  Why can't our ball-less AD bring this guy home where he belongs.   
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: lakesbison on January 08, 2019, 10:08:07 PM
Klieman & Dabo are good friends

you can thank NDSU for being so successful for that.

Clemson brought NDSU coaching staff down.
so did Notre Dame, Iowa, recently
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 09, 2019, 05:45:27 PM
No one cares about your school or that post, both of which are absolute stone cold spudz
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: Katpappy on January 09, 2019, 08:38:20 PM
Klieman & Dabo are good friends

you can thank NDSU for being so successful for that.

Clemson brought NDSU coaching staff down.
so did Notre Dame, Iowa, recently


Don't have hurt feelings: I'm just saying our homeboy is probably the hottest HC candidate in the NCAA.  :cheers:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: ednksu on January 27, 2019, 07:04:01 PM
https://www.postandcourier.com/columnists/clemson-s-drug-probe-doesn-t-include-testing-all-football/article_6615cdf8-219d-11e9-9663-cfd49594d1b2.html

Is Brent being solutions oriented?
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes (they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on August 24, 2019, 10:19:00 PM
Oh snap PXIIAD is back o ya woo

had to get a free trial membership to fubuTV to watch this bad boy but super worth it

Hawaii’s all-moonball offense is so woo go rainbow warriors woo
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes
Post by: DaBigTrain on August 24, 2019, 10:24:29 PM
What kind of drugs and/or liters of soda do you have on hand?
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE: PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes (they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on August 24, 2019, 10:28:36 PM
Strictly potato juice
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on August 24, 2019, 11:56:53 PM
breaking news ive  finally figured out the khalil tate situation

you know when youre playing 2004 NCAA football on gamecube and you go into dynasty mode and pick a real crappy team to challenge yourself to see if you can build them up?  Then you realize how crappy your team is and the only way you can win games is by subbing in a running back to play qb, then run the Hail Mary on every play just to run off the DBs and then you scramble for a 4-yard gain?  That running back’s name is khalil tate
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on August 25, 2019, 01:30:01 AM
Post game wrap up:

1.  O ya woo
2.  Cedrick Bird II is a total dude.  He just Al Bundy’d
3.  I’m not sure kevin sumlin is cut out for this whole coaching thing is there any way he could get paid for looking dope in oakleys
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on August 29, 2019, 08:30:44 PM
UCLA is getting smashed in this uni battle

Cincinnati football: most underrated unis in college football since like 1993
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: wetwillie on August 29, 2019, 08:33:30 PM
The shell of Chip Kelly’s career is crumbling before our eyes.
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on August 29, 2019, 08:37:06 PM
ya he and kevin sumlin are co-presidents of the “we usta be kinda ok at this but now we have been relegated to the PXii but that’s ok because nobody actually cares so we can collect a few final years of paychecks before we inevitably become in-studio analysts” club
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on August 29, 2019, 10:14:10 PM
a heah we go

round 2 of pac 12 after dark:  mormons vs. kind-of mormons

anyone else notice how there are no white jerseys?  utes in red, cougs in blue.  WHO IS THE HOME TEAM

doesnt matter because im sure both teams have at least one dude who played Australian-rules football (prolly punters) and at least 6 brothers who are like “why am i here i shouldve at least entertained that offer from tulane “
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on August 29, 2019, 10:21:52 PM
Francis Bernard of Utah gets the pick-6 and also wins the “Pacific Islander dude with the most WPNWPS name” ever
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: tdaver on August 29, 2019, 10:51:29 PM
Oh my heck!  It’s the Holy War!  Let’s go  :Woot:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on August 29, 2019, 11:15:43 PM
Update: 

UCLA is superlol

The zona state skeletors are beating Kent state on the “why tf is this game on tv” bowl

Utah is up 9-6 on BYU will somebody please call Kalani Sitake and Kyle Whittingham and tell him that forward passes are both legal and appreciated TIA
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on August 29, 2019, 11:16:42 PM
10,00o views o ya woo

Prolly 90% mine
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: tdaver on August 29, 2019, 11:56:06 PM
Utes burying the Morms like gold plates in the hill cumorah
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 30, 2019, 10:52:02 AM
Utes won me some coin last night.  :love:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on August 30, 2019, 11:38:40 PM
CSU CU in a never-ending lightning delay.  Might be the first game ever to end when I’m waking up to watch Gameday

also while oregon state hasnt been good since jaquizz rodgers i always enjoy watching them b/c their unis are black and orange and dope and it makes me feel like halloween which = fall which = football so go beavs

also since when does mike gundy perm his mullet
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 31, 2019, 06:53:17 AM
Missed all potatos last night. Need a full tater rating on the ‘tato-meter for these badboys
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on August 31, 2019, 12:00:29 PM
Missed all potatos last night. Need a full tater rating on the ‘tato-meter for these badboys

fell asleep
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on September 08, 2019, 12:41:57 AM
Hay good news

If you thought your football day was over then ur a dumb idiot because Washington/Cal just resumed after a weather delay

Let’s do this.  4am bedtime tonight, fellas
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on September 08, 2019, 07:12:57 AM
fell asleep
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on September 20, 2019, 10:28:48 PM
USC/UTAH is bringing that Friday night PXIIAD fire!!! :excited:  :fire:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: fatdamon on September 21, 2019, 07:35:54 AM
fell asleep

on a related note, as i get older, I can’t help but think “hay maybe these guys should play their games a lil earlier”
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: DaBigTrain on September 21, 2019, 08:53:44 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: FD talks to himself RE:these PXIIAD buster poindexter potatoes(they hot hot hot)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 21, 2019, 10:32:11 AM
U r an old potato
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 21, 2019, 10:28:33 PM
tonight I’m giving a no-snooze guarantee so you’ll know where to get all of your hottest takes on the hottest potatoes the PXIIAD has to offer

the pirate has his hands full with UCLA who looks determined to score more than twice tonight should be kinda fun
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 21, 2019, 11:37:09 PM
nm ucla is some cold spudz
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on September 21, 2019, 11:39:58 PM
I was given a no-snooze guarantee.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 21, 2019, 11:49:42 PM
 for all you dummies without PXII network get along real quick because this Colorado/ASU game is heating up like a small baked potato wrapped in tinfoil with a galvanized nail thru the middle
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 22, 2019, 12:01:23 AM
for all you dummies without PXII network get along real quick because this Colorado/ASU game is heating up like a small baked potato wrapped in tinfoil with a galvanized nail thru the middle

This is heating up to be a 1.5 pound russet on the grill.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 22, 2019, 12:29:03 AM
Foods getting cold now
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 22, 2019, 12:29:32 AM
Not PXII so not technically a potato, but clearly adjacent, so maybe a tasty yam. Anyone on Colorado State/Toledo? Why are the Rams wearing yam colored jerseys? Why the Yam Rams? (Whoaaa, Black Betty)
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 22, 2019, 12:33:41 AM
UCLA/Pirate getting very hot
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 22, 2019, 12:36:45 AM
Who on this Wazzu-Ukuklele doozy? 49-46 Cougs early 4th, felt initially like a barren acre of dried spuds in the frozen ground. Ukulele dug them up from the cold Earth long after everybody (even the starving homeless) wrote them off as long gone and walked on by, they threw them in a pot and baby, we got a stew goin’.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 22, 2019, 12:37:30 AM
Play by play makes my ears bleed, though.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 22, 2019, 12:38:49 AM
Not enough references to spuds imo
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 22, 2019, 12:44:21 AM
It's like two piping hot fingerlings being jammed in my ear canals.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 22, 2019, 12:46:15 AM
you know when you go to an all-potato buffet and you think you couldn’t have another bite but then the waitress comes by and she’s like “anyone save room for dessert?” And at first you’re like “wait this is a potato buffet why is there a waitress” but then you’re like “ok so there’s a waitress whatever I guess but why is she offering me dessert i could just go get it myself being that this is a potato buffet and all” but to be polite you just say “no thanks i couldn’t eat another bite im stuffed” but then she’s like “did you see our UCLA special” and you’re like “ya and it looked gross i think I’ll just play some ncaa 2005 on GameCube” and she’s like “LOOK AGAIN ITS LIKE 49-56 OR SOMETHING IN THE 4TH” so then of course you’re like “toot-toot next stop my thighs”
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 22, 2019, 12:47:54 AM
Yes, I do know when that happens
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 22, 2019, 12:49:41 AM
 pretty much my experience every time i go to golden corral
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 22, 2019, 12:54:22 AM
“mike leach is clearly confused”

lol
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 22, 2019, 12:55:00 AM
  :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 22, 2019, 01:00:24 AM
 :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: pissclams on September 22, 2019, 01:05:06 AM
great game, can’t believe ucla has come back
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 22, 2019, 01:12:17 AM
 if this game ends on a doink my head might explode
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 22, 2019, 01:26:48 AM
yay football.
i am happy.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 22, 2019, 01:39:48 AM
fell asleep
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on September 22, 2019, 08:29:55 AM
They should build a monument to the UCLA/Wazzu game.



The Starch de Triomphe
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 22, 2019, 08:38:40 AM
For anyone who missed it, Wazzu blew a 49-17 3rd quarter lead. Wazzu threw for nine TDs and lost.













what
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: wetwillie on September 22, 2019, 09:13:31 AM
Thank god we dodged the mike leach bullet
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on September 22, 2019, 09:27:25 AM
For anyone who missed it, Wazzu blew a 49-17 3rd quarter lead. Wazzu threw for nine TDs and lost.













what

Holy crap. I really did go to bed because I knew it was over. Wow.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: mocat on September 23, 2019, 03:40:46 PM
They should build a monument to the UCLA/Wazzu game.



The Starch de Triomphe

 :lol:
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 25, 2019, 08:59:12 PM
BAC that was a real good one

But I’m too dumb to have known what that was in reference to so I googled it and canco that was a terrific joke
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on September 25, 2019, 09:30:27 PM
 :cheers: preesh FD!
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: purplehaze on September 27, 2019, 11:23:35 PM
Rooting for ASU bc 1) Herm is a psycho and I love it, and 2) if Cal loses we'll move ahead with a win.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 27, 2019, 11:35:59 PM
Good game so far, would love to see Cal lose. :driving:
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 28, 2019, 08:48:13 AM
fell asleep
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 28, 2019, 10:02:54 PM
 man when was the last time i had to make a choice between qatz and pxiiad
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 28, 2019, 10:29:34 PM
you know what’s great for washing that rotten qat potato taste out of your mouth?

UCLZONA after dark
Also this Hawaii/Nevada game which we all know isn’t pxiiad but it kinda is.  This is just the potato-based mouthwash your potato hole needed
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Church Creeper on September 28, 2019, 10:38:10 PM
Fell asleep
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on September 29, 2019, 12:14:18 AM
True story:  once i ate at some crappy italian joint on the plaza called buco dos beppas or something that was masquerading as a fancy spot but was really just an olive garden with an open kitchen and more framed italian stereotypes on the wall

only good thing about that place was in the bathroom above the urinal there was a black and white picture of a fat kid in like the 1930s sitting on his stoop (for some reason wearing lederhosen) begrudgingly taking a giant bite out of a raw potato, presumably because there was nothing else to eat.

that photo was the perfect analogy for today.  Outside of unc/Clemson, all of these games were crap.  the college football gods stole my saturday.  that said, if youre still hungry for one last hard, uncooked, dirt-covered and bland potato, UCLA is up 17-13 in the 4th
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: pissclams on September 29, 2019, 12:56:26 AM
tates
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 05, 2019, 09:51:33 PM
if you took french in hike school or if youre just a french person then you definitely know about spécial pomme de terre. 

if you don’t know french it kind of loosely means “special potato”.  its a dish where you get something that looks like a baked potato but cut open like how you’d cut open an avocado.  The cool thing about this dish is that you lift the top half of the tater and you don’t know what’s on the inside of the potato because it’s chef’s choice.  Could be escargot.  Could be flamiche.  Could be a poop sandwich if you’re a jerk and the waiter can tell you’re not gonna tip

regardless, this Oregon/Cal game has turned into a total spécial pomme de terre.  Did not expect much but a crusty spud, yet despite an offensive shitshow,10-7 has been remarkably delightful going into the 4th

GO PAC12 ALWAYS
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 05, 2019, 10:09:54 PM
Also not pxiiad but smu/Tulsa is in OT prolly better dip in there real quick
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Spracne on October 05, 2019, 10:14:57 PM
For sure
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 05, 2019, 10:15:08 PM
i have been to smu's stadium
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Spracne on October 05, 2019, 10:15:21 PM
Got the windows open so I can hear the sounds :cool:
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 05, 2019, 10:15:28 PM
they just went to 2OT
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 05, 2019, 10:17:26 PM
my dudes that uncalled delay of game call was laughably inexcusable by the officials
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Spracne on October 05, 2019, 10:18:29 PM
That's a fumble, folks
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Spracne on October 05, 2019, 10:24:27 PM
That's a missed FG, folks!
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 05, 2019, 10:25:13 PM
 that was an all-time hilarious kicker flop
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 05, 2019, 10:27:06 PM
my dudes that uncalled delay of game call was laughably inexcusable by the officials


what happened?
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 05, 2019, 10:54:01 PM
my dudes that uncalled delay of game call was laughably inexcusable by the officials


what happened?

doesnt matter the CFB gods made it right

instead let’s talk about this idaho steamer of a game on espn somehow Stanford is up on u-dub

Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 05, 2019, 11:10:17 PM
best 1-3 team in the nation?  Oregon state.  Also their powerbeaver is gonna give me corvallis nightmares
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 06, 2019, 12:23:41 AM
gE’s guy jet toner nails a trey to put the trees up 23-13!
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 06, 2019, 03:24:49 AM
Fell asleep
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Katpappy on October 06, 2019, 12:30:16 PM
Fell asleep

You know every time I view this thread, I come to expect this.  :ROFL:
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 11, 2019, 10:09:05 PM
AINT NO POTATOES LIKE FRIDAY NIGHT POTATOES CUZ THE FRIDAY NIGHT POTATOES DONT STOP

I guess they’re gonna stop here in a couple of hours but as of right now The hippies are up 10-3 on ralphie
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on October 11, 2019, 10:12:32 PM
This game is pretty rough ridin' boring. No hot potato’s
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 11, 2019, 10:33:36 PM
also you know at home depot how they have that lollipop tree at the register that has lots of gourmet-lookin lollipops that are like cotton candy or pina colada flavored or whatever? 

If that home depot lollipop tree was made out of a potato and was at the eugene home depot  then all the lollipops would be banana-flavored

oregon’s players look like banana lollipops is what im saying
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 11, 2019, 10:36:36 PM
This game is pretty rough ridin' boring. No hot potato’s

Agree boring AF right now but think about the UVA/MIAMI game that was on earlier.  Super snoozy for 3.5 quarters, but a 10-9 game becomes hella interesting with 4 minutes left

Just need ralphie to keep it close enough so I don’t fall asleep
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on October 11, 2019, 11:20:11 PM
This game is even more boring now that Oregon is kicking ass
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 12, 2019, 08:47:16 AM
fell asleep
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 12, 2019, 10:53:16 PM
ok, since apparently there’s only like 2 guys not named fd that post on this board anymore and I’ve been talking to myself all day anyway might as well keep it rolling and give myself the no-snooze guarantee

A heah we go

Sailgators vs the fightin’ Sandra Bullocks on FS1

also I’m gonna go ahead and grant hawaii, boise state, memphis, Fresno, and nevada honorary pxiiad status.  go rainbow warriors
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 12, 2019, 11:15:11 PM
you know what never works but sandra bullock does on every other play?  That weird motion where you’re in shotgun with a running back and then the running back sprints like directly toward the sideline but is NEVER EVER ACTUALLY INVOLVED IN THE PLAY EVER
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 13, 2019, 01:11:51 AM
You know when you’re at church or at a PTO meeting or at ur kids sports practice or at something that needs fundraising and someone at that function is like “hay we need to do some fundraising anybody got any ideas?” and no one speaks up everyone kinda looks out the side of their eyes and then u are like “hey i got a idea let’s sell single raw potatoes”

And you dont exactly get a ringing endorsement but no one is like “hay the raw potato sale is a bad idea” so you proceed hoping the best but then no one participates and u have to do all of the potato leg work urself and it turns out that it’s NOT A POTATO SALE OR THIS THREAD IN GENERAL ITS THE ENTIRE goEMAW SITE THIS WAS THE BEST GODDAMN FOOTBALL DAY IN A DOGS AGE AND THERE WERE LIKE 4 POSTS TODAY WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF


p.s. go cats pxiiad always
Title: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on October 19, 2019, 05:20:54 PM
FD probably hasn’t even woken up for the day yet but this Oregon v Washington game has some hot potatoes going on
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 19, 2019, 06:12:12 PM
i am up but so is the sun hence no pxiiad
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 19, 2019, 10:42:45 PM
I am falling asleep. Not PXIIAD but Boise State at BYU is experiencing snow in the first half so this thing will hopefully be hilarious by the end. Also the Boise State commercial just aired and it featured a student whose name is Norton Gumbo. So this is the frozen gumbo game, FYI.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 19, 2019, 11:25:46 PM
i can’t remember if i mentioned it or not but boise (announced boy-see ya idiots) is now honorary pxiiad so good call it goes here

not that tasty yet but who knows may be able to defrost this norton potato gumbo by midnight
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: pissclams on October 20, 2019, 12:18:35 AM
tonight’s potatoes are complete crap
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 20, 2019, 01:13:48 AM
ya didnt even fall asleep just did the dishes and painted a picture of andre the giant
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: MakeItRain on October 20, 2019, 01:48:34 AM
tonight’s potatoes are complete crap

Boise BYU was mildly intriguing, a ref tried to blatantly cheat for BYU but got busted.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on October 20, 2019, 09:42:29 AM
tonight’s potatoes are complete crap

Boise BYU was mildly intriguing, a ref tried to blatantly cheat for BYU but got busted.

That was pretty great. Bruh the ball is not touching the 35 yard line, why is this even getting measured? That's almost like measuring to see if they got a touchdown
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: WonderMeal on October 21, 2019, 11:54:40 PM
Now that the Cat Players Who Are Food To thread (and accompanying song from Skinny Benny's canadian friend) has died down, this is mayhaps the TOP thread on gE right now, folks.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2019, 01:23:19 PM
The connective tissue between them is that both threads are potato related
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Church Creeper on October 22, 2019, 01:45:04 PM
The t(eye) that binds
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 25, 2019, 08:44:59 PM
ralphie just cramming idaho russets down tommy trojan’s potato hole right now
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 25, 2019, 08:55:01 PM
also if we’re being honest colorado is the only former bxii team i actually miss having around
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 25, 2019, 09:35:07 PM
The t(eye) that binds


Amaze.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 25, 2019, 09:41:20 PM
in a perfect world i would be a computer genius  and olfactory scientist and would smoosh my two areas of expertise together to hack into your house and turn on your oven and then spritz some shits and you’d sit up in ur bed and be like “wait honey wake up do we have potatoes heating up” and then your Alexa would be like “yes turn on espn and check this usc/Colorado game you sleepy stupid idiot”

but things being as they are im just a dummy that doesnt know anything about smell science or macbooks  so im just gonna watch an episode of workaholics on hulu before the second half begins but you guys should srsly dip in ralphie is up 17-14
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 25, 2019, 09:42:45 PM
The t(eye) that binds


Amaze.

yes this was a v. good post
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 25, 2019, 09:57:28 PM
o man i can’t believe that ders and company somehow found a way to pass their drug tests

24-21 buffs
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 25, 2019, 10:35:30 PM
#TeamStenstrom
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 25, 2019, 11:21:08 PM
Hippies down 4 with 2:08 left.  A heah we go....let’s turn up the heat and scald this organic potato into oblivion
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 25, 2019, 11:22:28 PM
https://tasty.co/recipe/buffalo-chicken-potato-skins
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 25, 2019, 11:23:04 PM
well that was a dumb ending

consider my skins burnt
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 25, 2019, 11:26:51 PM
https://tasty.co/recipe/buffalo-chicken-potato-skins

#tasty #yum
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on October 26, 2019, 12:00:21 AM
Fell asleep but now I’m WIDE AWAKE LETS COOK SOME rough ridin' TATERS!
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 26, 2019, 10:03:33 PM
today i was at the qhuahtz game and i saw this lady walking on the concourse with what looked like a potato on a stick but the potato had been cut in some kind of spiral fashion so it was like a 13 inch long kettle cooked potato chip but all of it was deep fried and connected to itself and it looked ok but i bet it cost like $8 and for that much i think i’ll just have a bratwurst, thank you sir

in related news: pirates vs ducks on espn

quack quack, motherfalcon
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: pissclams on October 27, 2019, 12:10:38 AM
ducks
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 27, 2019, 01:05:18 AM
OMG SOMEBODY CHECK THE FIRE RESTRAINT SYSTEM THIS SPUD HAS COMBUSTED
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on October 27, 2019, 01:14:33 AM
kinda wish i was in eugene right now
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 27, 2019, 09:58:03 PM
Did you stay awake?
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 08, 2019, 09:31:12 PM
O man I feel like im gonna be talking to myself tonight more than I ever have.  Ward & Gene vs White Fang starting now but it’s Friday and you guys all have lives so I guess I’ll just hang out with my cat
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 08, 2019, 09:35:22 PM
Also have you seen the way that the beeevz onside kick that potato?!  Glorious

?s=21
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 08, 2019, 10:16:47 PM
Boop-boo-ba-boo-ba-boooooo

****We have BREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAKIIIIING NEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWS***

I’m not sure either of these teams are very good

But due to the transitive property 2 crappy teams should make for a delightful hot potato
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: KITNfury on November 08, 2019, 10:26:16 PM
Had no idea Tim Tibesar was DC at Oregon State.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: KITNfury on November 08, 2019, 10:42:24 PM
Also a turnover chainsaw? lol
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 08, 2019, 11:00:17 PM
Yeah the saw is p sweet

Also on big 3rd downs they play a chainsaw over the loudspeaker.  And I get it, beavers cut up wood.  But at the same time, chainsaws are the modern technology that are trying to put beavers out of work so its mad ironic
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 08, 2019, 11:23:35 PM
If I was going to pick up and leave town I might head for Corvallis.

A) seems manhattany
B) stade has a history of getting rowdy for non Saturday games
C) it’s Halloween every weekend
D) jaquizz rodgers
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: steaksdime on November 08, 2019, 11:44:57 PM
If I was going to pick up and leave town I might head for Corvallis.

A) seems manhattany
B) stade has a history of getting rowdy for non Saturday games
C) it’s Halloween every weekend
D) jaquizz rodgers
Opening a new Coors Light to watch the fireworks of this barn burner.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 09, 2019, 09:23:38 AM
fell asleep
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 09, 2019, 10:55:18 AM
What a sequence of posts. My word
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: pissclams on November 09, 2019, 11:39:15 PM
wake up
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 09, 2019, 11:54:47 PM
no pxiiad on tv tonight :(
have to do some actual work, but if anyone wants to check out the hawaii/san jose state game just bounce on over to facebook live (WUT)
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: pissclams on November 10, 2019, 12:06:26 AM
no pxiiad on tv tonight :(
have to do some actual work, but if anyone wants to check out the hawaii/san jose state game just bounce on over to facebook live (WUT)
wake up
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 10, 2019, 12:09:59 AM
Ironically Boise is a faux potato 2nyte
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 10, 2019, 03:16:52 AM
no pxiiad on tv tonight :(
have to do some actual work, but if anyone wants to check out the hawaii/san jose state game just bounce on over to facebook live (WUT)
wake up

still up.  still workin' like a gherkin. 

**mods pls change thread title to "something pickle-related because i think the potato thing may be played out"**
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: pissclams on November 10, 2019, 09:39:33 AM
spuds never get played out
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Church Creeper on November 16, 2019, 10:24:48 PM
Who the fuq designed Cal stadium lighting? There are huge shadows. Its like there are only lights on one side of the field!
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 16, 2019, 10:39:03 PM
my dudes:

ive got this feeling in my potato bones that tonight is gonna be an epic showing of PXIIAD HPs.  No way to explain it, but I have a feeling that this stupid Arizona team that has gotten my hopes up for the last three years is gonna get their spuds together and come back from down 14 to make this jam interesting

Also usc/cal could be fun

we don’t get many more of these potatopportunities this year let’s take advantage.  thats right friends for only the second time this year im pulling out the NO SNOOZE GUARANTEE
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 16, 2019, 11:00:11 PM
This Arizona v Oregon game is boring as eff. Arizona has a 0% chance of winning this game.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 16, 2019, 11:01:26 PM
ok so nevermind on ‘zona but we’ve still got cal/usc and also the true potato farmers themselves the BOISE STATE WHATEVERS

mods plz change thread title to reflect just general potato-related stuff
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 17, 2019, 12:29:25 AM
NM all these games turrible
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 23, 2019, 10:54:30 PM
****beeep beep ba beeb beeeeb booop ba booop boop***

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.  I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.  THE NATIONAL POTATO SERVICE HAS ISSUED A SEVERE HOT POTATO WARNING IN PULLMAN, WASHINGTON.  IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU TAKE SHELTER ON YOUR COUCH AND TURN IT TO THE PXIIAD NETWORK TO WATCH THE BEAVS AND COUGS POTATO THIS THING OUT

dont be a stupid idiot watch this thing
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 23, 2019, 11:17:13 PM
Just had our 6th lead change of the night.  This is like UCLA/Washington state all over again.  Just an absolute delight.  There’s still 6 minutes left.  Don’t be a dumb: add the pac 12 network for $5 via sling
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: bucket on November 23, 2019, 11:50:18 PM
My Oregon bet isn't looking so hot
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 23, 2019, 11:59:34 PM
I heeded the potato advisory and caught the last 1:08. What fun. So much better than leading Ttech 6-3 at halftime lawlfart. Kinda wanna just move to the Palouse and live Pac-12AD IRL?
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 24, 2019, 12:02:49 AM
omg that wazzu game was an absolute treat.  It was like someone dingdongged my front door and was like “hay i got this truckload of Keebler ‘Tato skins where do you want me to drop the off” and I was like “just back up right into my living room and dump them in front of my tv and I’ll gnosh thank you sir”

Happy holidays to my mouth

That game was too good
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 24, 2019, 12:06:22 AM
**BOOPABOOP MORE BREAKING NEWS**

More pxiiad hps on espn
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 24, 2019, 12:07:29 AM
Colorado up 6 with 3 min left on Washington and running no-huddle

Studly AF
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 24, 2019, 12:17:21 AM
ok, since PXIIAD is over let’s watch the hawaii game
everyone tune in to Facebook live real quick
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Katpappy on November 24, 2019, 10:52:08 AM
Fell asleep.  :users:
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 30, 2019, 08:47:37 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191201/e8af421798f1857607616f725dd40009.jpg)
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 30, 2019, 09:02:35 PM
You get some of that ROCKIN' PROTEIN, Da Big Train?
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 30, 2019, 10:40:20 PM
CAL UCLA potatoing it up on fs1
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on November 30, 2019, 11:48:51 PM
Gotta be honest prolly gonna fall asleep
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on December 01, 2019, 09:16:08 AM
fell asleep
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Church Creeper on December 06, 2019, 07:36:56 PM
Utah/Oregon crowd makes da Booth look packed.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on December 06, 2019, 07:58:53 PM
Utah/Oregon crowd makes da Booth look packed.
ya one of the grand treats of the year that you can count on like a potato souffle is the PXII confy attendance being totally lol

which doesn't make sense to me because PXIIAD games live and in person are fun AF.  i know because i went to one like 4 years ago nbd
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 06, 2019, 08:04:22 PM
Oh man remember last year’s game had tix on stubhub for the cost of roughly one baked potato at the Hopkinsville, KY. O’Charley’s?
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: passranch on December 10, 2019, 05:19:39 PM
Utah/Oregon crowd makes da Booth look packed.
ya one of the grand treats of the year that you can count on like a potato souffle is the PXII confy attendance being totally lol

which doesn't make sense to me because PXIIAD games live and in person are fun AF.  i know because i went to one like 4 years ago nbd

Just wait until they move that mofo to Vegas next year, it's gonna be LIT!
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on December 27, 2019, 09:11:45 PM
Pirates vs falco o ya heah we go
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on December 27, 2019, 10:17:44 PM
the cheez-its bowl just gave me a brain baby

what if you made a fully loaded baked potato with chee and sour cream and stuff and then took a handful of cheez-its and then smooshed them all up in your hand and then sprinkled it on top and then put on more chee and then another handful of cheez-its and then a little more chee and then some chives

AND THEN YOU TWICE BAKED THEM SHITS

that would be almost as much of a cream dream as watching this quadruple-option v. pass-happy PXIIAD delight
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on December 27, 2019, 10:21:46 PM
What is a brain baby?
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 27, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
If you have to ask then you’ve never had one
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on December 27, 2019, 11:08:13 PM
If you have to ask then you’ve never had one

Well I never want a brain tumor so PHEW thanks for answering my question.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on December 27, 2019, 11:11:11 PM
What is a brain baby?

its like a potato in ur tummy but is a baby in ur brain
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on December 27, 2019, 11:15:46 PM
watching chair force run the quadruple-option is watching poetry in motion but watching chair force try to throw a pass is watching dane cook put on a kanga hat and try to read beat poetry with his own zany twist
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on December 27, 2019, 11:15:59 PM
What is a brain baby?

its like a potato in ur tummy but is a baby in ur brain

(https://media.tenor.com/images/184e76a671869b19b83326a667c6010c/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 27, 2019, 11:48:51 PM
watching chair force run the quadruple-option is watching poetry in motion but watching chair force try to throw a pass is watching dane cook put on a kanga hat and try to read beat poetry with his own zany twist

Sitting here eating Tato Skins and drinkin tato vodka with my dad and we literally just said the exact same thing.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on December 27, 2019, 11:52:01 PM
The two personalities finally meet, this is so great. Perhaps they will join and create a single MiddleBenny/MiddleDamon/MiddleDamon_Benny/MiddleBenny_Damon
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Spracne on December 27, 2019, 11:58:44 PM
The two personalities finally meet, this is so great. Perhaps they will join and create a single MiddleBenny/MiddleDamon/MiddleDamon_Benny/MiddleBenny_Damon
You know not of what you speak.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on December 27, 2019, 11:59:54 PM
The two personalities finally meet, this is so great. Perhaps they will join and create a single MiddleBenny/MiddleDamon/MiddleDamon_Benny/MiddleBenny_Damon
You know not of what you speak.

Do tell.  :excited:
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Spracne on December 28, 2019, 12:00:50 AM
The two personalities finally meet, this is so great. Perhaps they will join and create a single MiddleBenny/MiddleDamon/MiddleDamon_Benny/MiddleBenny_Damon
You know not of what you speak.

Do tell.  :excited:
I can confirm they are separate persons. That's all I will say.
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on December 28, 2019, 12:03:21 AM
The two personalities finally meet, this is so great. Perhaps they will join and create a single MiddleBenny/MiddleDamon/MiddleDamon_Benny/MiddleBenny_Damon
You know not of what you speak.

Do tell.  :excited:
I can confirm they are separate persons. That's all I will say.

2 questions

1. Were you drinking Gin when you thought you knew this?
2. Are you FATDAMON?
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 28, 2019, 12:03:52 AM
@=Mods?=, plz change my name to MiddleBenny/MiddleDamon/MiddleDamon_Benny/MiddleBenny_Damon
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: pissclams on December 28, 2019, 12:08:20 AM
fun game
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on December 28, 2019, 12:28:14 AM
The two personalities finally meet, this is so great. Perhaps they will join and create a single MiddleBenny/MiddleDamon/MiddleDamon_Benny/MiddleBenny_Damon

you dont have any knees, cheese
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on December 28, 2019, 12:31:14 AM
1:01 in this vid:  me watching any pxiiad game

https://youtu.be/JyWdWSygGR4

Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: pissclams on December 28, 2019, 12:31:44 AM
will this potato turn into a tomato? only time will tell
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on December 28, 2019, 10:02:12 AM
@=Mods?=, plz change my name to MiddleBenny/MiddleDamon/MiddleDamon_Benny/MiddleBenny_Damon

DadbodDamon
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: Katpappy on December 28, 2019, 05:35:10 PM
SkinnyDamon  & FatBenny?  :dunno:
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on December 31, 2019, 06:37:36 PM
lets fire up this valero alamotato bowl
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: ednksu on December 31, 2019, 08:58:32 PM
lets fire up this valero alamotato bowl
jfc Texas is the conference's standard bearer.

Utah giving themselves the '98 treatment. 
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on January 01, 2020, 12:27:37 PM
watched con air and fell asleep
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: fatdamon on January 01, 2020, 05:52:28 PM
i know it is only 5:50pm but the sun is down so it qualifies

quackers and bucky was a p hot 1st half 2nd half should be a delight

Bucky needs to start feeding JTT (johnathan taylor tailback) a steady diet of 10-gives
Title: Re: FD watches the 1st q of PXIIAD hot potatoes, talks to himself, falls asleep
Post by: DaBigTrain on January 01, 2020, 07:16:01 PM
Wow. What a turn of events