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Hippies down 4 with 2:08 left.  A heah we go....let’s turn up the heat and scald this organic potato into oblivion
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"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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well that was a dumb ending

consider my skins burnt
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Fell asleep but now I’m WIDE AWAKE LETS COOK SOME rough ridin' TATERS!
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today i was at the qhuahtz game and i saw this lady walking on the concourse with what looked like a potato on a stick but the potato had been cut in some kind of spiral fashion so it was like a 13 inch long kettle cooked potato chip but all of it was deep fried and connected to itself and it looked ok but i bet it cost like $8 and for that much i think i’ll just have a bratwurst, thank you sir

in related news: pirates vs ducks on espn

quack quack, motherfalcon
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ducks


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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OMG SOMEBODY CHECK THE FIRE RESTRAINT SYSTEM THIS SPUD HAS COMBUSTED
« Last Edit: October 27, 2019, 01:10:52 AM by fatdamon »
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kinda wish i was in eugene right now
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Did you stay awake?
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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O man I feel like im gonna be talking to myself tonight more than I ever have.  Ward & Gene vs White Fang starting now but it’s Friday and you guys all have lives so I guess I’ll just hang out with my cat
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Also have you seen the way that the beeevz onside kick that potato?!  Glorious

https://twitter.com/coachdancasey/status/1180987765980303367?s=21
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Boop-boo-ba-boo-ba-boooooo

****We have BREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAKIIIIING NEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWS***

I’m not sure either of these teams are very good

But due to the transitive property 2 crappy teams should make for a delightful hot potato
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Had no idea Tim Tibesar was DC at Oregon State.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Also a turnover chainsaw? lol
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Yeah the saw is p sweet

Also on big 3rd downs they play a chainsaw over the loudspeaker.  And I get it, beavers cut up wood.  But at the same time, chainsaws are the modern technology that are trying to put beavers out of work so its mad ironic
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If I was going to pick up and leave town I might head for Corvallis.

A) seems manhattany
B) stade has a history of getting rowdy for non Saturday games
C) it’s Halloween every weekend
D) jaquizz rodgers
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If I was going to pick up and leave town I might head for Corvallis.

A) seems manhattany
B) stade has a history of getting rowdy for non Saturday games
C) it’s Halloween every weekend
D) jaquizz rodgers
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fell asleep
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What a sequence of posts. My word
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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wake up


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no pxiiad on tv tonight :(
have to do some actual work, but if anyone wants to check out the hawaii/san jose state game just bounce on over to facebook live (WUT)
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no pxiiad on tv tonight :(
have to do some actual work, but if anyone wants to check out the hawaii/san jose state game just bounce on over to facebook live (WUT)
wake up


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New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Ironically Boise is a faux potato 2nyte
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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no pxiiad on tv tonight :(
have to do some actual work, but if anyone wants to check out the hawaii/san jose state game just bounce on over to facebook live (WUT)
wake up

still up.  still workin' like a gherkin. 

**mods pls change thread title to "something pickle-related because i think the potato thing may be played out"**
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