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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #75 on: September 22, 2017, 12:48:15 PM »
Give it ten years

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #76 on: September 22, 2017, 12:50:34 PM »
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #77 on: September 22, 2017, 12:53:00 PM »
why doesn't she do yard work during the weekdays
Good question? Too busy running errands for me and applying for jobs.
Wacky, has Mrs wacky considered that even if you pretend to quit, you still have smoker sperm?
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Wacky, have you considered the possibility that you may only have daughters and no sons?
Yeah and it's going to be a bitch. I was awful to a lot of fathers daughters.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #78 on: September 22, 2017, 01:07:15 PM »
I love getting old.  I feel like I'm finally old enough for my personality.  Staying home, going to bed early, walking is considered exercise,  etc.  What a time to be alive.

wow! this is me too.
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #79 on: September 22, 2017, 01:28:41 PM »
Sometimes when I get up in the morning my foot/ankle is really stiff for a while and I have to limp around for 5 minutes or so. That might be because I broke it 7 years ago (Facebook keeps reminding me).

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #80 on: September 22, 2017, 01:38:11 PM »
Sometimes when I get up in the morning my foot/ankle is really stiff for a while and I have to limp around for 5 minutes or so. That might be because I broke it 7 years ago (Facebook keeps reminding me).


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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #81 on: September 22, 2017, 02:16:06 PM »
why doesn't she do yard work during the weekdays
Good question? Too busy running errands for me and applying for jobs.
Wacky, has Mrs wacky considered that even if you pretend to quit, you still have smoker sperm?
No.  :frown:
Wacky, have you considered the possibility that you may only have daughters and no sons?
Yeah and it's going to be a bitch. I was awful to a lot of fathers daughters.
pro tip wacky: she wants to get knocked up and be a stay at home mom. shes not looking for a job

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #82 on: September 22, 2017, 02:17:53 PM »
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #83 on: September 22, 2017, 02:22:12 PM »
duh

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #84 on: September 22, 2017, 02:27:04 PM »
Goodbye fun money

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #85 on: September 22, 2017, 02:37:32 PM »
perhaps wackycat isn't so wacky after all

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #86 on: September 22, 2017, 02:41:01 PM »
Jokes on her. Recently my boss got the hook up for us. We could take our salary back $5000 and agree to getting bonuses per doctor hire. Let's just say I hired 6 doctors that started in August and I have a lot of that bonus going to my fun $ account.  :Woot:

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #87 on: September 22, 2017, 02:58:35 PM »
Hopefully it stays there

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #88 on: September 22, 2017, 03:12:44 PM »
it won't

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #89 on: September 22, 2017, 03:17:12 PM »
Diaper and latte fund

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #90 on: September 22, 2017, 03:23:00 PM »
I just paid off our LA/SD trip on my southwest cc. That wasn't fun at all, but it was at the time! Gotta rack up those points.  :gocho:

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #91 on: September 22, 2017, 11:24:14 PM »
I love getting old.  I feel like I'm finally old enough for my personality.  Staying home, going to bed early, walking is considered exercise,  etc.  What a time to be alive.

wow! this is me too.

agree with this.  it sucks my body is falling apart, but there's always a price to be paid.
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #92 on: September 22, 2017, 11:41:27 PM »
Drinking two beers on a Friday night.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #93 on: September 22, 2017, 11:41:46 PM »
Listening to family stories about kids

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #94 on: September 22, 2017, 11:46:10 PM »
:Yuck:

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #95 on: September 23, 2017, 10:50:59 AM »
recently (last year or so) i now wake up in the middle of the night and have to go pee
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #96 on: September 23, 2017, 11:00:44 AM »
Lib has BPH :frown:

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #97 on: September 23, 2017, 11:02:18 AM »
Dude. You're not old enough for that yet.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #98 on: September 23, 2017, 11:03:58 AM »
Going to Hermann for the weekend then describing the town as "cute".
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #99 on: September 23, 2017, 11:08:38 AM »
Dude. You're not old enough for that yet.

i always drink a glass of water right before bed.  i used to power though it, but now it's just like not worth the effort
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