Author Topic: Signs of getting old (Read 113692 times)

meow meow · « **Reply #25 on:** September 22, 2017, 09:44:23 AM »

smoking cigs is pretty white trash, sounds like you should do everything you're told wack

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 22, 2017, 09:50:43 AM »

I know, guys!

But my god. After a few svedka and dt cherry 7 ups, I feel like i'm the king of the mountain.

Also, KK.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #27 on:** September 22, 2017, 09:53:16 AM »

I'm finally making good $, but we're going to waste that on making a baby soon. I mean, do you guys think I can be a father? That thing will be lucky to make it a week on my watch. My god!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #28 on:** September 22, 2017, 09:55:54 AM »

Like seriously, changing a dipper sounds like the worst thing ever. I have gag reflexes guys. Can I just push fast forward to where I make it play sports and live through it like my glory days.

OMG WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE SPORTS?!!!!

0.42 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 22, 2017, 09:58:44 AM »

you're definitely having a kid who shuns sports and grows up to be an artisanal avocado painter after racking up 100k in debt on an art degree

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 22, 2017, 09:59:12 AM »

I've only been to Canada, Mexico, and the DR. There's a whole world out there and I haven't even seen it.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #31 on:** September 22, 2017, 09:59:34 AM »

Quote from: 0.42 on September 22, 2017, 09:58:44 AM

you're definitely having a kid who shuns sports and grows up to be an artisanal avocado painter after racking up 100k in debt on an art degree

He's gonna hate me and call me by my first name too.

Phil Titola · « **Reply #32 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:01:41 AM »

This is like watching a South Park Tweak episode irl

The Big Train · « **Reply #33 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:01:59 AM »

Wacky you're still like 8 years away from your midlife crisis pull it together.

Phil Titola · « **Reply #34 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:02:46 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on September 22, 2017, 09:59:12 AM

I've only been to Canada, Mexico, and the DR. There's a whole world out there and I haven't even seen it.

Punt on kids. Get neices and nephews.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #35 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:04:14 AM »

Quote from: The Big Train on September 22, 2017, 10:01:59 AM

Wacky you're still like 8 years away from your midlife crisis pull it together.

Work has been exhausting the last few weeks. It aged me 8 years. I have grey hairs on my "beard" now. Speaking of that, i'm 33 and my beard looks so white trash. Like i'm a 13 year old trying to let it grow out.

I'M A GODDAMN MONSTER!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #36 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:04:51 AM »

Pro tips:

Most of that sound like just being hen pecked. Take control back.
Hire out yard work or, if she is unemployed again she can do it
staying out until 3 is tough sledding after 28ish unless you are really partying

there you go

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #37 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:05:35 AM »

Thanks friend!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #38 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:07:02 AM »

Not worried about the staying out until 3 thing. I only did that to get laid back in the day. Speaking of, OMG I'M ONLY GONNA BE WITH ONE PERSON FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?! WHAT DO THE SINGLE GEARS WEAR THESE DAYS? WHITE COTTON PANTIES, THONGS, I'LL NEVER KNOW!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #39 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:08:09 AM »

Everybody calm down. it's Friday. OMG IT'S FRIDAY AND I HAVE TO DO FAMILY STUFF THIS WEEKEND AND THE CATS DON'T EVEN PLAY.

Phil Titola · « **Reply #40 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:09:00 AM »

Mods change this thread title to "weekly wacks freak thread". Thanks.

The Big Train · « **Reply #41 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:09:36 AM »

Wacky you knew this awhile ago. Did it just hit you now?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #42 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:12:23 AM »

I knew it, but I was trying to play naive like my life would never change and i'd be awesome forever. I do like my life guys. Sometimes I look at mrs wacky and i'm like "goddamn I love you, why do you deal with me?". So I guess that's a good thing, right?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #43 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:13:06 AM »

You already have plans for halftime of the chiefs game?

Canary · « **Reply #44 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:13:20 AM »

Quote from: TheHamburglar on September 22, 2017, 09:26:24 AM

Having family come stay with you and thinking "crap, I've got to find the strength to stay awake past 10:00 tonight."

This. I don't even want friends or family at my house watching late games, so I can head to bed and watch the end there.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #45 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:13:39 AM »

Did she know you smoked before she married you? If yes then tell her to GTFO. If no then you should quit. Well you should quit anyway for your health since you are getting old.

GregKSU1027 · « **Reply #46 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:15:24 AM »

Quote from: Phil Titola on September 22, 2017, 10:09:00 AM

Mods change this thread title to "weekly wacks freak thread". Thanks.

Weekly more like every minute

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Phil Titola · « **Reply #47 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:17:06 AM »

Quote from: TheHamburglar on September 22, 2017, 09:26:24 AM

Having family come stay with you and thinking "crap, I've got to find the strength to stay awake past 10:00 tonight."

I totally missed this. Lol

puniraptor · « **Reply #48 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:17:41 AM »

Dudes I blow out my lumbar sitting on the toilet in the morning

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #49 on:** September 22, 2017, 10:17:56 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on September 22, 2017, 10:13:39 AM

Did she know you smoked before she married you? If yes then tell her to GTFO. If no then you should quit. Well you should quit anyway for your health since you are getting old.

Yeah, she knew. She was like "just stop it before we get married" then it was "just stop it before the new house" and now it's "you're done smoking when we have a baby".