Signs of getting old

[TheHamburglar]

Drunk off 1 margarita.

How big was the ‘rita?  There are some 64oz beasts at La Fiesta that I could see this happening.

Medium, but strong.

Related:  had the following conversation w/ Phil Titola: "you take the margarita in the to go cup in your car, you'll just get an open container, Mrs. Hamburg will get a child endangerment."

[Canary]

Dessert and coffee after dinner each evening.

[Phil Titola]

Drunk off 1 margarita.

How big was the ‘rita?  There are some 64oz beasts at La Fiesta that I could see this happening.

Medium, but strong.

Related:  had the following conversation w/ Phil Titola: "you take the margarita in the to go cup in your car, you'll just get an open container, Mrs. Hamburg will get a child endangerment."

All true.


Related..,played board games on Saturday night

[The Big Train]

Drunk off 1 margarita.

How big was the ‘rita?  There are some 64oz beasts at La Fiesta that I could see this happening.

Medium, but strong.

Related:  had the following conversation w/ Phil Titola: "you take the margarita in the to go cup in your car, you'll just get an open container, Mrs. Hamburg will get a child endangerment."

All true.


Related..,played board games on Saturday night

Drinking board games?  That’s something young people(me) do these days.

[Phil Titola]

Drunk off 1 margarita.

How big was the ‘rita?  There are some 64oz beasts at La Fiesta that I could see this happening.

Medium, but strong.

Related:  had the following conversation w/ Phil Titola: "you take the margarita in the to go cup in your car, you'll just get an open container, Mrs. Hamburg will get a child endangerment."

All true.


Related..,played board games on Saturday night

Contraband margs proof

[The Big Train]

https://twitter.com/pixelskaya/status/911886498965938176

[star seed 7]

that kid stupid af

[hemmy]

I'm approaching 40 and I've noticed in the past few years....
- Can't keep weight off just by exercising. I actually have to watch what I eat, especially after 8pm.
- I dread staying up late socially, but I'm ok staying up to binge watch.
- My night vision is getting worse.
- I actually care about what kind of mattress I sleep on.
- More people annoy the crap out of me, generally speaking, and I now see that most stereotypes exist for a reason. When people bitch about millenials being lazy, sheltered pieces of crap - that's because it's definitely true.
- I give way fewer shits about what other people think. I've basically become Larry David, and it's actually pretty fun.

That eating after 8 crap is just in your head, makes no difference.

[Phil Titola]

Two weekend brunches....no booze.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

ear hair.   

[meow meow]

got a haircut couple weeks ago, now apparently they ask if i want my eyebrows trimmed, sad thing is they def needed it 

[IPA4Me]

Ears are next. :(

[deputy dawg]

You involuntarily fart when you piss at the urinal.

[pissclams]

i went to the store tonight after work for a gallon of milk.  when i saw that the milk’s expiration date wasn’t until 10/12, i got so stoked that i almost bought 2

then i thought about it a few minutes ago and got hyped again

[mocat]

How many milks can you get through on an intense 11 am cats game

[pissclams]

easily a gallon, usually start 11 ams w mimos

[Phil Titola]

i went to the store tonight after work for a gallon of milk.  when i saw that the milk’s expiration date wasn’t until 10/12, i got so stoked that i almost bought 2

then i thought about it a few minutes ago and got hyped again

Doesn't sound like Shatto...that milk goes bad in like -2 days.

[KST8FAN]

When you post your "signs of getting old" in the Pet Peeves thread.

Tom

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[puniraptor]

When you post your "signs of getting old" in the Pet Peeves thread.

Tom

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I doubt any of these feeble old osteoporosis medication spokespeople have the strength to rend their panties in two with just their big toe

[puniraptor]

 Tom           

[Yard Dog]

Stayed up with another couple till 3 am last weekend drinking wine, listening to good tunes. . .and playing spades. Dudes totally made a comeback when the ladies went for nil and didn't get it. 

[Phil Titola]

Stayed up with another couple till 3 am last weekend drinking wine, listening to good tunes. . .and playing spades. Dudes totally made a comeback when the ladies went for nil and didn't get it. 

This is weirding me out.  Like this happened to me but I'm pretty sure I don't know YD.   

[The Big Train]

Were you in KC that weekend YD?

[TheHamburglar]

You involuntarily fart when you piss at the urinal.

First time this happens to me I'm jumping out a high window.

[TheHamburglar]

Yelling at a random college girl that comes into your tailgate & opens a large bag of chips as you're packing up to go into the game.