OFFICIAL PREDICTION: Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT 76 Kansas 0; this will be the same score as another famous 76-0 game in Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT history.
Shurmur will pass for roughly 600 yards; Webb will run for 315 yards. We will hold a 44-16 time-of-possession advantage.
Our walk-ons will see their first work of the season. This will be an epic curb-stomping of a vastly over-matched and undereducated opponent.
The plump, purple people will cry into their Milwaukee's Best before returning to their vintage cars for a night's rest. The drive home to Kansas and their single-wide trailers will be long and arduous. (Lesson: Don't buy the $15 tires at Wal-Mart).
Most Sincerely,
A very, very successful Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT graduate that has lots, and lots, and lots of money.