Cryptocurrency Master Thread

[turnbull]

CoinBase down for "scheduled maintenance" lol

When are we bailing on Shiba?

1 dollar, bob.

HODL UNTIL WE ARE LIGHTING CIGARS FROM $100 BILLS AT THE POOL AT MHS COUNTRY CLUB

[steve dave]

https://twitter.com/MorningBrew/status/1453445533754855433

[Pete]

That guy has a time machine.

[Spracne]

When are we bailing on Shiba?

1 dollar, bob.

HODL UNTIL WE ARE LIGHTING CIGARS FROM $100 BILLS AT THE POOL AT MHS COUNTRY CLUB

Me not giving a eff about the relatively poor performance of BTC, ETH, and SOL right now:

[DaBigTrain]

We are all so rough ridin' filthy rich

[KITNfury]

https://twitter.com/MorningBrew/status/1453445533754855433

This makes me want to buy like 20 different crypto at $100/ea. $5.7 billion would be really nice, but I'd be ok only getting $70 million

[IPA4Me]

https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1453443112517341185?t=rS7tsoXDWR5X55Y9rfx3jg&s=19

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[catastrophe]

https://twitter.com/MorningBrew/status/1453445533754855433

This makes me want to buy like 20 different crypto at $100/ea. $5.7 billion would be really nice, but I'd be ok only getting $70 million

I’m not a math nerd or really that knowledgeable about anything in this space but isn’t there some sort of paradox that for people who own that much in a shitcoin there’s no way to actually realize it because trying to sell immediately devalues it?

[wetwillie]

What’s the hot POA new shitcoin I can get rich quick on boys

WTK

2.5x and just getting started

where would I buy that?

Hope you got some, looks like we got ourselves a runaway train

[KITNfury]

https://twitter.com/MorningBrew/status/1453445533754855433

This makes me want to buy like 20 different crypto at $100/ea. $5.7 billion would be really nice, but I'd be ok only getting $70 million

I’m not a math nerd or really that knowledgeable about anything in this space but isn’t there some sort of paradox that for people who own that much in a shitcoin there’s no way to actually realize it because trying to sell immediately devalues it?

Yea, I think you're 100% right. Also sounds unlikely there's enough buyers to actually sell billions worth. But I'm guessing you still get pretty damn rich.

[steve dave]

that's a lot of the problem with the SHIB to 1 cent push. you can create wealth out of the air for sure. but not infinite amounts.

[Stupid Fitz]

So jealous of you guys. Gemini doesn't offer shitcoins until they are too popular to make money off of. 

[wetwillie]

Someone has to buy at .01 and lose it all haha

[steve dave]

it's also a lot easier to inflate that wealth to incredible levels if there is some use case for the thing. our SHIB doesn't and will never have that. at least you can create and trade internet pictures of rocks for millions of dollars with ETH.

[DQ12]

it's also a lot easier to inflate that wealth to incredible levels if there is some use case for the thing. our SHIB doesn't and will never have that. at least you can create and trade internet pictures of rocks for millions of dollars with ETH.

IIRC, Shib has something to do with some weirdo NFT stuff too.  I don't get it.  Either way, I'm banking to retire on my modest investment into $HIB.

[Cire]

Isn't just a dogecoin competitor?

[DQ12]

Isn't just a dogecoin competitor?

it's a revolution

[Pete]

Isn't just a dogecoin competitor?

it's a revolution

Yeah, for eff's sake Cire, expand your thinking.

[Pete]

Any find any info on when the Van Eck BTC ETF (XBTF) will be available to purchase? 

[Kat Kid]

Any find any info on when the Van Eck BTC ETF (XBTF) will be available to purchase? 

I spend an average of 2 hours a day thinking about it and checking.  I have no info on when it will be ready for me to purchase.

[Pete]

Any find any info on when the Van Eck BTC ETF (XBTF) will be available to purchase? 

I spend an average of 2 hours a day thinking about it and checking.  I have no info on when it will be ready for me to purchase.

I will make you a deal.  I will tell you if you tell me?  Let's pinky swear to come back here and scoop the info.

[Pete]

Also, for you high earning ksu cats, here's a nice breakdown on how to do a backdoor Roth IRA if you are over the annual income limits.  This article is for rich doctors, so technically this only applies to Rick Daris, but I am pretty sure that you farmer/rancher/milling science/etc cats can use this too. 

Load your Roth's up via the SD "BTC in your Backdoor" plan for guaranteed Carl and Mary Ice level wealth by 2030.

https://www.smartmoneymd.com/how-to-fund-your-backdoor-roth-ira-via-e-trade-2021-edition/

[Stupid Fitz]

You guys FOMO'd the crap out of me finally. I just spent the last hour opening a CB account and buying SHIB. I'm going to be just a bit less rich than you guys but still RAF!. Also, I just plan on using this account for shitcoins so I just added my debit card to make it fast and easy. I lol'd at how many SHIBs I could have bough with the $3 in fees they charged me.

[DQ12]

You guys FOMO'd the crap out of me finally. I just spent the last hour opening a CB account and buying SHIB. I'm going to be just a bit less rich than you guys but still RAF!. Also, I just plan on using this account for shitcoins so I just added my debit card to make it fast and easy. I lol'd at how many SHIBs I could have bough with the $3 in fees they charged me.

this stupid coin SUCKS now. 

[Stupid Fitz]

You guys FOMO'd the crap out of me finally. I just spent the last hour opening a CB account and buying SHIB. I'm going to be just a bit less rich than you guys but still RAF!. Also, I just plan on using this account for shitcoins so I just added my debit card to make it fast and easy. I lol'd at how many SHIBs I could have bough with the $3 in fees they charged me.

this stupid coin SUCKS now.

 

I'll be ready next time though.