I want to be very clear about something. I would kick every single one of your asses at ping pong. Now I know a couple of you out there are going to think, and maybe even post, that you are very good at ping pong and that I would not kick your ass. I know that perception is reality and your perception is that you are very good at ping pong, but just know that in reality I am much, much better and would indeed kick your ass in every single game we played.