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Re: Kids
« Reply #1050 on: May 21, 2015, 02:39:00 PM »
getting to announce the sex of my child to somebody ranks somewhere below getting to announce what kind of jimmy johns I had for lunch in the lunch#ack thread

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1051 on: May 21, 2015, 02:40:31 PM »
Are you guys ever terrified of having an ugly kid? :dunno:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1052 on: May 21, 2015, 02:43:10 PM »
Are you guys ever terrified of having an ugly kid? :dunno:

not applicable to my genes

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1053 on: May 21, 2015, 03:15:08 PM »
getting to announce the sex of my child to somebody ranks somewhere below getting to announce what kind of jimmy johns I had for lunch in the lunch#ack thread

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1054 on: May 21, 2015, 03:15:56 PM »
Are you guys ever terrified of having an ugly kid? :dunno:

About as concerned as I am of having a giraffe.  It isn't possible

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1055 on: May 21, 2015, 03:30:16 PM »
The only worry I had was if the kid was healthy outside of that I couldn't GAF about what sex it is.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1056 on: May 21, 2015, 03:48:52 PM »
Beautiful people have more daughters

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1057 on: May 21, 2015, 04:20:23 PM »
getting to announce the sex of my child to somebody ranks somewhere below getting to announce what kind of jimmy johns I had for lunch in the lunch#ack thread

2 of my top 7 moments as a human have been being able to tell people my children have dicks.  to each their own though. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1058 on: May 21, 2015, 04:41:07 PM »
Beautiful people have more daughters

Goddam you are right

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1059 on: May 21, 2015, 04:48:34 PM »
Who in the hell has a room full of people waiting for an announcement right after the birth of a child? I know that Steve Martin movie portrayed that, but you realize that is fantasy, right? MOVIES AREN'T REAL!

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1060 on: May 21, 2015, 05:02:04 PM »
No offense to anyone, but I always assume ppl that don't want to find out the sex either 1. care about their kid about as much as I do(or anyone not actually related to said kid), or 2. are crazy. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1061 on: May 21, 2015, 05:15:52 PM »
No offense to anyone, but I always assume ppl that don't want to find out the sex either 1. care about their kid about as much as I do(or anyone not actually related to said kid), or 2. are crazy.

Have you considered option 3, they really, really love attention

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1062 on: May 21, 2015, 05:22:32 PM »
Ppl that love that level of attention almost always fall under #2.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1063 on: May 21, 2015, 05:26:05 PM »
Ppl that love that level of attention almost always fall under #2.
and I guess they have a room full of people waiting for them?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1064 on: May 21, 2015, 05:31:01 PM »
Ppl that love that level of attention almost always fall under #2.
and I guess they have a room full of people waiting for them?

The village gathers for word of the birth

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1065 on: May 21, 2015, 05:31:23 PM »
I don't even know if I'm fertile you guys, and the fanning name resides through me.  :ohno:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1066 on: May 21, 2015, 05:34:04 PM »
I don't even know if I'm fertile you guys, and the fanning name resides through me.  :ohno:

Not sure how that works
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1067 on: May 21, 2015, 05:43:14 PM »
I don't even know if I'm fertile you guys, and the fanning name resides through me.  :ohno:
I wasn't sure if I was either but now there's a lil' erii on the way

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1068 on: May 21, 2015, 05:45:54 PM »
I don't even know if I'm fertile you guys, and the fanning name resides through me.  :ohno:
I wasn't sure if I was either but now there's a lil' erii on the way

This is your 3rd kid, idiot
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1069 on: May 21, 2015, 05:46:14 PM »
 :thumbs: Congrats!

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1070 on: May 21, 2015, 05:49:09 PM »
I used to think it was kind of trashy to get knocked up unplanned and outside of marriage.... I still think that, but I used to think it, as well.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1071 on: May 21, 2015, 06:03:05 PM »
I used to think it was kind of trashy to get knocked up unplanned and outside of marriage.... I still think that, but I used to think it, as well.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1072 on: May 21, 2015, 06:40:16 PM »
I used to think it was kind of trashy to get knocked up unplanned and outside of marriage.... I still think that, but I used to think it, as well.

good post.  makes sense.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1073 on: May 21, 2015, 07:00:03 PM »
I used to think it was kind of trashy to get knocked up unplanned and outside of marriage.... I still think that, but I used to think it, as well.

good post.  makes sense.
But what if it's a boy?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1074 on: May 21, 2015, 07:00:19 PM »
Some good BBSing ITT.

Finding out is fine. Not finding out is fine.