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Re: Kids
« Reply #1050 on: May 21, 2015, 02:39:00 PM »
getting to announce the sex of my child to somebody ranks somewhere below getting to announce what kind of jimmy johns I had for lunch in the lunch#ack thread

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1051 on: May 21, 2015, 02:40:31 PM »
Are you guys ever terrified of having an ugly kid? :dunno:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1052 on: May 21, 2015, 02:43:10 PM »
Are you guys ever terrified of having an ugly kid? :dunno:

not applicable to my genes

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1053 on: May 21, 2015, 03:15:08 PM »
getting to announce the sex of my child to somebody ranks somewhere below getting to announce what kind of jimmy johns I had for lunch in the lunch#ack thread

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1054 on: May 21, 2015, 03:15:56 PM »
Are you guys ever terrified of having an ugly kid? :dunno:

About as concerned as I am of having a giraffe.  It isn't possible

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1055 on: May 21, 2015, 03:30:16 PM »
The only worry I had was if the kid was healthy outside of that I couldn't GAF about what sex it is.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1056 on: May 21, 2015, 03:48:52 PM »
Beautiful people have more daughters

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1057 on: May 21, 2015, 04:20:23 PM »
getting to announce the sex of my child to somebody ranks somewhere below getting to announce what kind of jimmy johns I had for lunch in the lunch#ack thread

2 of my top 7 moments as a human have been being able to tell people my children have dicks.  to each their own though. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1058 on: May 21, 2015, 04:41:07 PM »
Beautiful people have more daughters

Goddam you are right

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1059 on: May 21, 2015, 04:48:34 PM »
Who in the hell has a room full of people waiting for an announcement right after the birth of a child? I know that Steve Martin movie portrayed that, but you realize that is fantasy, right? MOVIES AREN'T REAL!

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1060 on: May 21, 2015, 05:02:04 PM »
No offense to anyone, but I always assume ppl that don't want to find out the sex either 1. care about their kid about as much as I do(or anyone not actually related to said kid), or 2. are crazy. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1061 on: May 21, 2015, 05:15:52 PM »
No offense to anyone, but I always assume ppl that don't want to find out the sex either 1. care about their kid about as much as I do(or anyone not actually related to said kid), or 2. are crazy.

Have you considered option 3, they really, really love attention

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1062 on: May 21, 2015, 05:22:32 PM »
Ppl that love that level of attention almost always fall under #2.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1063 on: May 21, 2015, 05:26:05 PM »
Ppl that love that level of attention almost always fall under #2.
and I guess they have a room full of people waiting for them?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1064 on: May 21, 2015, 05:31:01 PM »
Ppl that love that level of attention almost always fall under #2.
and I guess they have a room full of people waiting for them?

The village gathers for word of the birth

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1065 on: May 21, 2015, 05:31:23 PM »
I don't even know if I'm fertile you guys, and the fanning name resides through me.  :ohno:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1066 on: May 21, 2015, 05:34:04 PM »
I don't even know if I'm fertile you guys, and the fanning name resides through me.  :ohno:

Not sure how that works
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1067 on: May 21, 2015, 05:43:14 PM »
I don't even know if I'm fertile you guys, and the fanning name resides through me.  :ohno:
I wasn't sure if I was either but now there's a lil' erii on the way

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1068 on: May 21, 2015, 05:45:54 PM »
I don't even know if I'm fertile you guys, and the fanning name resides through me.  :ohno:
I wasn't sure if I was either but now there's a lil' erii on the way

This is your 3rd kid, idiot
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1069 on: May 21, 2015, 05:46:14 PM »
 :thumbs: Congrats!

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1070 on: May 21, 2015, 05:49:09 PM »
I used to think it was kind of trashy to get knocked up unplanned and outside of marriage.... I still think that, but I used to think it, as well.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1071 on: May 21, 2015, 06:03:05 PM »
I used to think it was kind of trashy to get knocked up unplanned and outside of marriage.... I still think that, but I used to think it, as well.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1072 on: May 21, 2015, 06:40:16 PM »
I used to think it was kind of trashy to get knocked up unplanned and outside of marriage.... I still think that, but I used to think it, as well.

good post.  makes sense.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1073 on: May 21, 2015, 07:00:03 PM »
I used to think it was kind of trashy to get knocked up unplanned and outside of marriage.... I still think that, but I used to think it, as well.

good post.  makes sense.
But what if it's a boy?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1074 on: May 21, 2015, 07:00:19 PM »
Some good BBSing ITT.

Finding out is fine. Not finding out is fine.