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Re: Kids
« Reply #975 on: March 05, 2015, 03:17:04 PM »
Mikey Jr. #2 comes tomorrow morning.    :ohno:
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Thanks.   We lost our second child last year at 6 mos, so we are very relieved to have gotten this far.   

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Re: Kids
« Reply #976 on: March 05, 2015, 03:26:14 PM »
Mikey Jr. #2 comes tomorrow morning.    :ohno:
Congrats/good luck!

Thanks.   We lost our second child last year at 6 mos, so we are very relieved to have gotten this far.
That is really sad. Lots of t's and p's headed your way!
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Re: Kids
« Reply #977 on: March 09, 2015, 02:25:55 PM »
Mikey Jr. #2 comes tomorrow morning.    :ohno:
Congrats/good luck!

Thanks.   We lost our second child last year at 6 mos, so we are very relieved to have gotten this far.
That is really sad. Lots of t's and p's headed your way!

thanks, everything went great! 


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Re: Kids
« Reply #978 on: March 09, 2015, 02:44:05 PM »
Congrats!
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Re: Kids
« Reply #979 on: March 09, 2015, 07:16:02 PM »
babies- so fragile and tender.
you really gotta wonder why they're not born with a shell like a turtle that could protect it until it's no longer needed


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Re: Kids
« Reply #980 on: March 09, 2015, 07:17:30 PM »
babies- so fragile and tender.
you really gotta wonder why they're not born with a shell like a turtle that could protect it until it's no longer needed

I think that's called a woman
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Re: Kids
« Reply #981 on: March 09, 2015, 08:33:55 PM »
doubtful.  mother is not a shell.  some animals are ready to rock on day 1 out of placenta.  no shell.  kids?  shell required.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #982 on: March 09, 2015, 08:44:46 PM »
This reminds me of that time SD's dad ripped off the baby cow's legs and then shot the mommy cow.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #983 on: May 20, 2015, 08:06:37 PM »
Welp

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Re: Kids
« Reply #984 on: May 20, 2015, 08:08:58 PM »
If pee, poop and fart jokes ever get unfunny to you, rest assured kids will make them funny again.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #985 on: May 20, 2015, 08:10:25 PM »

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Re: Kids
« Reply #986 on: May 20, 2015, 08:11:38 PM »
I might put it up for auction at FF.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #987 on: May 20, 2015, 08:17:03 PM »
I might put it up for auction at FF.
Prenatal auction sounds interesting

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Re: Kids
« Reply #988 on: May 20, 2015, 08:17:59 PM »
Sad


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Re: Kids
« Reply #989 on: May 20, 2015, 08:19:55 PM »
Sad


Gonna win 'em all!
Shut up, I'm going to be an awesome dad.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #990 on: May 20, 2015, 08:28:55 PM »

Sad


Gonna win 'em all!
Shut up, I'm going to be an awesome dad.
sad that gE wants to auction babies


Gonna win 'em all!

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Re: Kids
« Reply #991 on: May 20, 2015, 08:31:01 PM »

Sad


Gonna win 'em all!
Shut up, I'm going to be an awesome dad.
sad that gE wants to auction babies


Gonna win 'em all!
Its for charity tho

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Re: Kids
« Reply #992 on: May 20, 2015, 08:38:17 PM »
this is exciting
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Re: Kids
« Reply #993 on: May 20, 2015, 09:04:51 PM »


Sad


Gonna win 'em all!
Shut up, I'm going to be an awesome dad.
sad that gE wants to auction babies


Gonna win 'em all!
Its for charity tho
that's a pretty valid point.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #994 on: May 20, 2015, 09:07:00 PM »

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« Reply #995 on: May 20, 2015, 10:04:22 PM »
if this is actually true we should have the baby shower at Tubby's

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Re: Kids
« Reply #996 on: May 20, 2015, 10:21:40 PM »
Sad


Gonna win 'em all!
Shut up, I'm going to be an awesome dad.

Congrats ERII do you have a name picked out?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #997 on: May 20, 2015, 10:24:48 PM »
Fred is going to be a rough ridin' bad person kid

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Re: Kids
« Reply #998 on: May 20, 2015, 10:35:41 PM »
What an exciting but busy time you have ahead of you. Say goodbye to your discretionary time as you watch your street get dirtier and dirtier between rains.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #999 on: May 21, 2015, 12:00:47 AM »
Fred is going to be a rough ridin' bad person kid

so much white, suburban angst.