I think the phrase he used went something along the lines of, "the promiscuity at the compound would put the olympic villas to shame".
To bring this back full circle, if you have kids, don't let them work at Disneyworld. They'll get drunk on cheap vodka they buy at Walgreens, and you'll need to get them tested for any and all diseases when they get back.
However, sd, the Magic Kingdom is delightful, and sdjr would most likely really enjoy the characters. The dwarves might freak him out, though.