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Re: Kids
« Reply #2375 on: August 16, 2019, 07:43:29 AM »
Man, I am definitely not looking forward to them going off on their own.  :frown:

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« Reply #2376 on: August 16, 2019, 08:44:20 AM »
Update: Ya, I'm a wreck today. Got a little misty this morning.

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« Reply #2377 on: August 16, 2019, 09:25:02 AM »
You can not even imagine yet how your life is about to change.  The love you will feel for your child is something you have never felt before.  Relish every moment you spend with him/her.  Mrs. Wacky is going to be wiped out for a few days so step up and take care of the majority of baby duties until she gets her strength back.  Big PSA: If some doctor or nutrition specialist tells you that the baby needs to eat every 2 hours or whatever, take that as a generalization.   If that baby is sleeping, LET IT SLEEP!  He/she will wake up and let you know it's hungry.  Also, like others have said, babies' bones are made of rubber.  Support the head/neck but other than that, they are pretty resilient.
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« Reply #2378 on: September 05, 2019, 09:28:57 AM »
Mrs Wacky might get induced on Sunday, but if she doesn't, she will sometime next week.  :horrorsurprise: It's getting real, guys!

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2379 on: September 05, 2019, 09:35:36 AM »
Oh crap

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« Reply #2380 on: September 05, 2019, 09:36:38 AM »
Mrs Wacky might get induced on Sunday, but if she doesn't, she will sometime next week.  :horrorsurprise: It's getting real, guys!
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« Reply #2381 on: September 05, 2019, 09:36:56 AM »
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« Reply #2382 on: September 05, 2019, 09:37:20 AM »
seriously though, good luck!

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« Reply #2383 on: September 05, 2019, 09:41:01 AM »
I appreciate it. It should be a new fun adventure.

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« Reply #2384 on: September 05, 2019, 09:47:04 AM »
I appreciate it. It should be a new fun adventure.

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« Reply #2385 on: September 05, 2019, 09:48:12 AM »
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« Reply #2386 on: September 05, 2019, 11:08:47 AM »
is the name gonna be included in the white name white shame thread?

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« Reply #2387 on: September 05, 2019, 11:10:21 AM »
More than likely.  :lol:

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« Reply #2388 on: September 05, 2019, 11:46:27 AM »
As I type this while burping my monster, my advice is sleep whenever you can, get lots of sleep.

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« Reply #2389 on: September 05, 2019, 11:49:17 AM »
Also, you won't use it for a couple of months, but baby swings are a godsend.

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« Reply #2390 on: September 05, 2019, 11:52:54 AM »
Thank you sir. I think we were given 3 swings. Appreciate the pro tips.

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« Reply #2391 on: September 05, 2019, 03:12:06 PM »
If it’s a hospital where they will take it to a nursery, send them every second you can. Your/her instinct might be to spend time with the baby since it was just born. That’s wrong. Send it away and sleep.
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« Reply #2392 on: September 05, 2019, 03:17:58 PM »
Sounds good. I believe that's the plan.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2393 on: September 05, 2019, 03:26:58 PM »
Don't forget to get someone to feed it when you go out of town
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« Reply #2394 on: September 05, 2019, 03:27:18 PM »
Send the relatives away once they've had initial pictures. Hospital time is resting time. They can see the baby when you get home.

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« Reply #2395 on: September 05, 2019, 03:32:09 PM »
Don't forget to get someone to feed it when you go out of town
Oh crap.
Send the relatives away once they've had initial pictures. Hospital time is resting time. They can see the baby when you get home.
I think we're just keeping it her and I at the hospital for awhile.  :thumbs:

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« Reply #2396 on: September 05, 2019, 04:15:33 PM »
Also, you won't use it for a couple of months, but baby swings are a godsend.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2397 on: September 05, 2019, 04:19:59 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2398 on: September 05, 2019, 04:20:59 PM »
they will let you bring claws into the suite.  feel free to blast through a few.  It's your day

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« Reply #2399 on: September 05, 2019, 04:23:37 PM »
man working from home is going to suck dick shaft and balls and bag
Yeah, i'm going to have to figure something out soon. I have my parents and uncles house I can use around here, but I need a monitor in my life.
they will let you bring claws into the suite.  feel free to blast through a few.  It's your day
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