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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8175 on: May 19, 2020, 07:38:48 AM »
Bookie, that doesn’t say what you think it says....


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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8176 on: May 19, 2020, 07:54:10 AM »
Didn't he have is doctor put one of those letters out before confirming his weight or some weirdo 14 year old bs?

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« Reply #8177 on: May 19, 2020, 08:01:30 AM »
He also says he doesn't get tested regularly. So that letter confirms 1 lie and falls a little short of confirming a truth.

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8178 on: May 19, 2020, 08:48:08 AM »
lol his doctor just confirmed trump was lying but said it so that magas aren't smart enough to get it.

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8179 on: May 19, 2020, 11:04:19 AM »
the few times he is genuinely LOL are usually when he's making small talk and kind of being a goof.

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« Reply #8180 on: May 19, 2020, 09:55:30 PM »
He told another completely unnecessary lie today. He said he's "heard from thousands of medical professionals that use [Hydroxychloroquine] as a first defense."

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« Reply #8181 on: May 20, 2020, 05:53:01 PM »
Lol. This will absolutely own a portion of Trump's brain forever.

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8182 on: May 20, 2020, 09:20:39 PM »

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8185 on: May 21, 2020, 02:08:35 AM »
ksu_w already left us clear on the republican view of per capita.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8186 on: May 21, 2020, 02:51:40 AM »
ksu_w already left us clear on the republican view of per capita.
I could use a refresher.

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8187 on: May 21, 2020, 07:29:51 AM »
Like DC per capita? Topeka? Jeff City?

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« Reply #8188 on: May 21, 2020, 08:19:18 AM »
Maybe he means like are you including coloreds at a 1:1 ratio or what.

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« Reply #8189 on: May 21, 2020, 08:32:44 AM »
ksu_w already left us clear on the republican view of per capita.
I could use a refresher.

iirc he didn't trust the logic that illegal aliens within a city actually lower the overall crime rate, making the residents of the city more safe, since they commit crimes at a lower rate than citizens. His logic was that some illegal immigrants commit crimes, so total crimes go up, and all of this "per capita" mumbo jumbo can get stuck where the sun don't shine.

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8190 on: May 21, 2020, 09:48:06 AM »
There really is no better place for this...

https://twitter.com/TheUnitedSpot1/status/1263190701996556288

 :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
bears are fast...

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« Reply #8191 on: May 21, 2020, 09:50:48 AM »
There really is no better place for this...

https://twitter.com/TheUnitedSpot1/status/1263190701996556288

 :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

that's honestly really funny but I don't know if we thought it was funny for the same reason

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8192 on: May 21, 2020, 12:12:33 PM »
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8193 on: May 21, 2020, 12:24:06 PM »
OMFG he's totally confused on positive/negative test results.  It's like that episode of The Office where Kevin tested negative for cancer and Michael Scott was all sad.   :lol:

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8195 on: May 21, 2020, 12:28:49 PM »
OMFG he's totally confused on positive/negative test results.  It's like that episode of The Office where Kevin tested negative for cancer and Michael Scott was all sad.   :lol:

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« Reply #8196 on: May 21, 2020, 01:41:09 PM »
OMFG he's totally confused on positive/negative test results.  It's like that episode of The Office where Kevin tested negative for cancer and Michael Scott was all sad.   :lol:

Does morbid obesity cause the dumbs?

Obesity causes a higher risk of cognitive decline and dementia.

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« Reply #8197 on: May 21, 2020, 05:27:32 PM »
ksu_w already left us clear on the republican view of per capita.
I could use a refresher.

iirc he didn't trust the logic that illegal aliens within a city actually lower the overall crime rate, making the residents of the city more safe, since they commit crimes at a lower rate than citizens. His logic was that some illegal immigrants commit crimes, so total crimes go up, and all of this "per capita" mumbo jumbo can get stuck where the sun don't shine.

that was a secondary eruption.  i believe it started when he didn't care for michigan's assertion on per capita charitable spending.

https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=36758.msg1488216#msg1488216
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: LOL TRUMP
« Reply #8198 on: May 21, 2020, 11:29:04 PM »
There really is no better place for this...

https://twitter.com/TheUnitedSpot1/status/1263190701996556288

 :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

easily the strangest thing I saw on the internets today

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« Reply #8199 on: May 22, 2020, 12:25:41 AM »
ksu_w already left us clear on the republican view of per capita.
I could use a refresher.

iirc he didn't trust the logic that illegal aliens within a city actually lower the overall crime rate, making the residents of the city more safe, since they commit crimes at a lower rate than citizens. His logic was that some illegal immigrants commit crimes, so total crimes go up, and all of this "per capita" mumbo jumbo can get stuck where the sun don't shine.

that was a secondary eruption.  i believe it started when he didn't care for michigan's assertion on per capita charitable spending.

https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=36758.msg1488216#msg1488216
Damn he melted down hard