Author Topic: Hey guys who buy crap for work! (Read 17765 times)

Institutional Control · « **Reply #150 on:** June 23, 2016, 09:54:15 AM »

Ok. Thanks for the input.

michigancat · « **Reply #151 on:** June 23, 2016, 09:58:52 AM »

Quote from: Batt BcKee on June 23, 2016, 09:54:15 AM

Ok. Thanks for the input.

And really I think follow up once a month at most. They can be valuable reminders and it gives time for business needs to potentially change. But don't be cheeky.

michigancat · « **Reply #152 on:** June 23, 2016, 09:59:31 AM »

A sales guy recently left a voicemail stating "I don't want to be a pest, so please let me know if you don't want to buy my product and I'll move on."

It made me kind of sad.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #153 on:** June 23, 2016, 10:01:00 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on June 23, 2016, 09:58:52 AM

Quote from: Batt BcKee on June 23, 2016, 09:54:15 AM
Ok. Thanks for the input.

And really I think follow up once a month at most. They can be valuable reminders and it gives time for business needs to potentially change. But don't be cheeky.

That's good advice. Thanks.

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Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #154 on:** June 23, 2016, 10:02:59 AM »

I would be asking advice from other people in sales. Nobody likes being sold to and will tell you to call less often and be less annoying, but I'd imagine most salesmen are annoying because it works.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #155 on:** June 23, 2016, 10:06:48 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on June 23, 2016, 10:02:59 AM

I would be asking advice from other people in sales. Nobody likes being sold to and will tell you to call less often and be less annoying, but I'd imagine most salesmen are annoying because it works.

I think michigancat is a good person to ask because he actually opens, reads and occasionally buys from unsolicited emails/cold calls. I'm surrounded by sales people daily, i know most of their "tricks". I think getting a perspective from people I'm trying to target can be helpful.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #156 on:** June 23, 2016, 12:51:52 PM »

Quote from: Batt BcKee on June 23, 2016, 09:42:00 AM

Hey guys who occasionally open emails, would a funny or self deprecating email make you more likely to respond?

Here's the message I'm going with today. Any feedback would be good. (This is f/u to an email that was sent last week and didn't get a response).

Saulbadguy,
Do you and your team spend too much time putting out fires in your SAN network?
I can help get that time back for other things like deleting unsolicited emails from annoying sales guys.
Batt BcKee

Maybe talk about how you can send noods of your sister/wife/gf....that my gain some traction.

The Big Train · « **Reply #157 on:** June 23, 2016, 01:16:24 PM »

Maybe you could just send some randsomware in an email and part of the solution is a ransom but also 2 years worth of your product

Gooch · « **Reply #158 on:** June 23, 2016, 01:18:35 PM »

I wonder if Mrs. Gooch banged that software guy yet?

ChiComCat · « **Reply #159 on:** June 23, 2016, 01:19:47 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on June 23, 2016, 01:18:35 PM

I wonder if Mrs. Gooch banged that software guy yet?

I heard some expensive ass Royals tix were the straw that broke the camel's back

Gooch · « **Reply #160 on:** June 23, 2016, 01:24:01 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on June 23, 2016, 01:19:47 PM

Quote from: Gooch on June 23, 2016, 01:18:35 PM
I wonder if Mrs. Gooch banged that software guy yet?

I heard some expensive ass Royals tix were the straw that broke the camel's back

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #161 on:** June 23, 2016, 01:24:55 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on June 23, 2016, 01:18:35 PM

I wonder if Mrs. Gooch banged that software guy yet?

He'll be in Wichita the week of July 15.

Gooch · « **Reply #162 on:** June 23, 2016, 01:26:37 PM »

How convenient for you.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #163 on:** June 23, 2016, 01:29:48 PM »

[youtube]https://youtu.be/5sTbjO3eI_0[/youtube]

star seed 7 · « **Reply #164 on:** June 27, 2016, 08:11:53 PM »

Sorry WackyCat08, but science says sales are the #4 psychopaths

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyclay/2013/01/05/the-top-10-jobs-that-attract-psychopaths/#17ab5cd873c3

star seed 7 · « **Reply #165 on:** June 27, 2016, 08:12:48 PM »

And you retired from #3

The Big Train · « **Reply #166 on:** June 27, 2016, 08:17:12 PM »

forbes is the worst rough ridin' site on the internet

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #167 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:50:53 AM »

you rough ridin' people and your rough ridin' cold calls.

Tobias · « **Reply #168 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:52:30 AM »

did you catch the psychopath part?

The Big Train · « **Reply #169 on:** August 05, 2016, 01:15:54 PM »

I got this today, maybe do something like this

Quote

Hey TBT,

I’m Kiki from Widget software.

I’m emailing to let you know that we currently have a special on everything If you are using Widgets, I’m sure we would have a tool you could use at big discounts.

Would you be interested in a bundle of Widget tools covering 'a bunch of widget stuff' for 50% off? Or how about a full suite of Widget Tools for 50% off?

Interested in other bundles or individual tools? I can still offer 50% off!

Please let me know before August 31st if you were interested. I can create a quote that will allow you to lock in these prices until the end of this quarter.

I’ll be waiting patiently for your expected reply!
Kiki

Institutional Control · « **Reply #170 on:** August 05, 2016, 01:17:40 PM »

Did you reply, TBT?

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The Big Train · « **Reply #171 on:** August 05, 2016, 01:26:31 PM »

Well this software is still several grand even with a 50% discount, so no

The Big Train · « **Reply #172 on:** August 05, 2016, 01:30:48 PM »

I mean it's awesome software and I have it at work, but I'm not gonna buy it out of my own pocket

Institutional Control · « **Reply #173 on:** August 05, 2016, 01:31:26 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 01:26:31 PM

Well this software is still several grand even with a 50% discount, so no

Kiki is waiting patiently.

I would never start a conversation with a discount. I don't like to infer that my product is grossly overpriced.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #174 on:** August 05, 2016, 01:32:06 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on August 05, 2016, 01:30:48 PM

I mean it's awesome software and I have it at work, but I'm not gonna buy it out of my own pocket

Ah. Would you have a need for it at home if were not so expensive?