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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #150 on: June 23, 2016, 09:54:15 AM »
Ok.  Thanks for the input.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #151 on: June 23, 2016, 09:58:52 AM »
Ok.  Thanks for the input.

And really I think follow up once a month at most. They can be valuable reminders and it gives time for business needs to potentially change. But don't be cheeky.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #152 on: June 23, 2016, 09:59:31 AM »
A sales guy recently left a voicemail stating "I don't want to be a pest, so please let me know if you don't want to buy my product and I'll move on."

It made me kind of sad.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #153 on: June 23, 2016, 10:01:00 AM »
Ok.  Thanks for the input.

And really I think follow up once a month at most. They can be valuable reminders and it gives time for business needs to potentially change. But don't be cheeky.
That's good advice.  Thanks.


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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #154 on: June 23, 2016, 10:02:59 AM »
I would be asking advice from other people in sales. Nobody likes being sold to and will tell you to call less often and be less annoying, but I'd imagine most salesmen are annoying because it works.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #155 on: June 23, 2016, 10:06:48 AM »
I would be asking advice from other people in sales. Nobody likes being sold to and will tell you to call less often and be less annoying, but I'd imagine most salesmen are annoying because it works.

I think michigancat is a good person to ask because he actually opens, reads and occasionally buys from unsolicited emails/cold calls.  I'm surrounded by sales people daily, i know most of their "tricks".  I think getting a perspective from people I'm trying to target can be helpful.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #156 on: June 23, 2016, 12:51:52 PM »
Hey guys who occasionally open emails, would a funny or self deprecating email make you more likely to respond?

Here's the message I'm going with today. Any feedback would be good.  (This is f/u to an email that was sent last week and didn't get a response).

Saulbadguy,
Do you and your team spend too much time putting out fires in your SAN network?
I can help get that time back for other things like deleting unsolicited emails from annoying sales guys.
Batt BcKee


Maybe talk about how you can send noods of your sister/wife/gf....that my gain some traction.     

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Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #157 on: June 23, 2016, 01:16:24 PM »
Maybe you could just send some randsomware in an email and part of the solution is a ransom but also 2 years worth of your product :dunno:

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #158 on: June 23, 2016, 01:18:35 PM »
I wonder if Mrs. Gooch banged that software guy yet?

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #159 on: June 23, 2016, 01:19:47 PM »
I wonder if Mrs. Gooch banged that software guy yet?

I heard some expensive ass Royals tix were the straw that broke the camel's back

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« Reply #160 on: June 23, 2016, 01:24:01 PM »
I wonder if Mrs. Gooch banged that software guy yet?

I heard some expensive ass Royals tix were the straw that broke the camel's back
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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #161 on: June 23, 2016, 01:24:55 PM »
I wonder if Mrs. Gooch banged that software guy yet?

He'll be in Wichita the week of July 15.  :sdeek:

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #162 on: June 23, 2016, 01:26:37 PM »
How convenient for you.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #163 on: June 23, 2016, 01:29:48 PM »
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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #164 on: June 27, 2016, 08:11:53 PM »
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #165 on: June 27, 2016, 08:12:48 PM »
And you retired from #3  :Ugh:
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« Reply #166 on: June 27, 2016, 08:17:12 PM »
forbes is the worst rough ridin' site on the internet  :bang:

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #167 on: June 28, 2016, 09:50:53 AM »
you rough ridin' people and your rough ridin' cold calls.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #168 on: June 28, 2016, 09:52:30 AM »
did you catch the psychopath part?

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #169 on: August 05, 2016, 01:15:54 PM »
I got this today, maybe do something like this :dunno:

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Hey TBT,

I’m Kiki from Widget software.

I’m emailing to let you know that we currently have a special on everything ;) If you are using Widgets, I’m sure we would have a tool you could use at big discounts.

Would you be interested in a bundle of Widget tools covering 'a bunch of widget stuff' for 50% off? Or how about a full suite of Widget Tools for 50% off?

Interested in other bundles or individual tools? I can still offer 50% off!

Please let me know before August 31st if you were interested. I can create a quote that will allow you to lock in these prices until the end of this quarter.

I’ll be waiting patiently for your expected reply! ;)
Kiki

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #170 on: August 05, 2016, 01:17:40 PM »
Did you reply, TBT?


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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #171 on: August 05, 2016, 01:26:31 PM »
Well this software is still several grand even with a 50% discount, so no

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #172 on: August 05, 2016, 01:30:48 PM »
I mean it's awesome software and I have it at work, but I'm not gonna buy it out of my own pocket

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #173 on: August 05, 2016, 01:31:26 PM »
Well this software is still several grand even with a 50% discount, so no

Kiki is waiting patiently.

I would never start a conversation with a discount.  I don't like to infer that my product is grossly overpriced.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #174 on: August 05, 2016, 01:32:06 PM »
I mean it's awesome software and I have it at work, but I'm not gonna buy it out of my own pocket

Ah. Would you have a need for it at home if were not so expensive?