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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #100 on: June 09, 2016, 01:11:57 PM »
Do you love to argue, lib^7? Because you're really difficult to speak to at times.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #101 on: June 09, 2016, 01:13:45 PM »
I'm just trying to figure out why you're so sensitive to people talking about sales tactics they don't like. You're the only one here equating a person's worth with their profession
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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #102 on: June 09, 2016, 01:15:18 PM »
I appreciate you defending me, Wacky.  But I think most were upset by SPAMing and disguising my phone number to be local.  Which is understandable.  I don't take it personal. 

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #103 on: June 09, 2016, 01:16:25 PM »
That's fine. Ppl gotta eat.  :thumbs:

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #104 on: June 09, 2016, 01:18:23 PM »
Yes, SPAMing and cold calling are deplorable actions
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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #105 on: June 09, 2016, 02:17:18 PM »
The only kind of sales people that I like are the kind that are very helpful when I am buying something that I want to buy. If you are pushing me to buy something I don't want or if you are neglecting me when I am ready to purchase something, I hate you. There is a very small window of opportunity for me to not hate you if you are a sales person.

Also kid salesmen are the WORST! (i.e. the kind who sell you some frozen cookie dough to raise funds for one of their stupid summer programs or something and then deliver the frozen cookie dough a couple of weeks later by LEAVING IT ON YOUR rough ridin' PORCH IN THE 90 DEGREE HEAT!)

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #106 on: June 09, 2016, 02:20:08 PM »
Good grief, Mrs gooch, we get it, you hate kids.  :lol:

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #107 on: June 09, 2016, 02:23:48 PM »
I just give those kids cash donations. I don't need their garbage products.  But I do want to help them accomplish whatever they want to accomplish.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #108 on: June 09, 2016, 02:30:27 PM »
I just give those kids cash donations. I don't need their garbage products.  But I do want to help them accomplish whatever they want to accomplish.

Yep.  I always ask them how much of that $20 of cookie dough/popcorn/college themed cups actually goes to their school.  They never know.  I tell them to ask their teacher and then give them the $20 and tell them that $20 out of $20 of that is going towards their cause and that they would be better off just telling ppl their cause and asking for donations.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #109 on: June 09, 2016, 02:31:32 PM »
I just tell the kids "no thanks" and then they move on to the next house.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #110 on: June 09, 2016, 02:32:50 PM »
I just give those kids cash donations. I don't need their garbage products.  But I do want to help them accomplish whatever they want to accomplish.

Yep.  I always ask them how much of that $20 of cookie dough/popcorn/college themed cups actually goes to their school.  They never know.  I tell them to ask their teacher and then give them the $20 and tell them that $20 out of $20 of that is going towards their cause and that they would be better off just telling ppl their cause and asking for donations.
They probably pocket that $20.


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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #111 on: June 09, 2016, 02:35:12 PM »
I just give those kids cash donations. I don't need their garbage products.  But I do want to help them accomplish whatever they want to accomplish.

Yep.  I always ask them how much of that $20 of cookie dough/popcorn/college themed cups actually goes to their school.  They never know.  I tell them to ask their teacher and then give them the $20 and tell them that $20 out of $20 of that is going towards their cause and that they would be better off just telling ppl their cause and asking for donations.
They probably pocket that $20.


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They should. They deserve it.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #112 on: June 09, 2016, 02:45:10 PM »
I just give those kids cash donations. I don't need their garbage products.  But I do want to help them accomplish whatever they want to accomplish.

Yep.  I always ask them how much of that $20 of cookie dough/popcorn/college themed cups actually goes to their school.  They never know.  I tell them to ask their teacher and then give them the $20 and tell them that $20 out of $20 of that is going towards their cause and that they would be better off just telling ppl their cause and asking for donations.
They probably pocket that $20.


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That's fine too.  I mean, you take what you choose from experiences. 

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #113 on: June 09, 2016, 03:00:57 PM »
Next kid that comes to my house, I am going to buy whatever they are selling for the next house they visit.  Start one of those stupid starbucks lines and force everyone in the neighborhood to donate or be a dick.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #114 on: June 09, 2016, 03:03:03 PM »
I usually buy stuff from kids I know but not from cold caller kids, except that one time with the cookie dough. I learned my lesson there.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #115 on: June 09, 2016, 03:04:29 PM »
I don't let my kids cold call sell that stuff.  I tell them how much ppl hate sales ppl and how I want them to be someone who does something worthwhile and not a piece of human trash. 

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #116 on: June 09, 2016, 03:05:39 PM »
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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #117 on: June 09, 2016, 03:08:53 PM »
I don't let my kids cold call sell that stuff.  I tell them how much ppl hate sales ppl and how I want them to be someone who does something worthwhile and not a piece of human trash.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #118 on: June 09, 2016, 03:08:58 PM »
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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #119 on: June 09, 2016, 03:09:24 PM »
I wouldn't have my kids running around town peddling crap like cookie dough and magazine subscriptions, either. My nephew tried selling me magazines a couple of years ago. I told him that he would have to pay me to get me to take a magazine subscription.

Then my wife ordered one. :curse:

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #120 on: June 09, 2016, 03:10:15 PM »
I don't let my kids cold call sell that stuff.  I tell them how much ppl hate sales ppl and how I want them to be someone who does something worthwhile and not a piece of human trash.

yeah, I just buy whatever gets them to a reasonable prize level and call it good.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #121 on: June 09, 2016, 03:27:36 PM »
I'm going to call pmshead right now and try to sell him something, lets see how good his layers are working.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #122 on: June 09, 2016, 03:31:33 PM »
The layers aren't working.

"Hey, is pmshead there?

"Yeah sure, let me transfer you"

VM tho, will send him an email with "RE: " as the subject and report back on its effectiveness
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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #123 on: June 09, 2016, 04:09:17 PM »
They layers aren't working.

"Hey, is pmshead there?

"Yeah sure, let me transfer you"

VM tho, will send him an email with "RE: " as the subject and report back on its effectiveness

Make it "RE: Defending our belt and winning the belt*" and actually have him post in the ff thread what you guys' plan is for 9 days from now or if you're just forfeiting to the King.

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Re: Hey guys who buy crap for work!
« Reply #124 on: June 09, 2016, 04:25:14 PM »
One time I actually gave a kid a lesson in sales.

"Um hi do you want to buy some cookies."

"No no no, kid, you're doing it all wrong.  First rule of sales, only ask a question that you know the customer already knows the answer to.  So try something like 'hi mister, would you like to help me do something cool?'  Then of course I say 'yes.'  Then you can jump in with the candy or cookies or whatever it is, and be sure to explain how by buying the cookies actually helps you accomplish the cool thing."

I made him practice his pitch to me.

Of course then I told him no I don't want your stupid cookies and to get lost. (jk  :D)