Weird/Meaningless Things You Take Pride In

[Cartierfor3]

i have fantastic vision. never needed glasses and I can read things from far away. Mrs CF3 can too. wow.

[Mrs. Gooch]

you guys are Mrs Gooching up this otherwise good thread

 

[420seriouscat69]

i have fantastic vision. never needed glasses and I can read things from far away. Mrs CF3 can too. wow.

She has super good vision and she married you?! 

[slobber]

i have fantastic vision. never needed glasses and I can read things from far away. Mrs CF3 can too. wow.

I used to have this, too. Like superman amazing vision...then, the last year happened and I need to make an appointment to go get glasses.

 

[Kat Kid]

I am pretty fertile, apparently.

[Cartierfor3]

i have fantastic vision. never needed glasses and I can read things from far away. Mrs CF3 can too. wow.

She has super good vision and she married you?! 

 

[420seriouscat69]

 

[slobber]

I am pretty fertile, apparently.

Congrats!!!!!

[That_Guy]

My ability to know how to drive and handle a round-a-bout. Also my ability to not hesitate when someone motions me along at a 4-way stop and not get in one of those, "no, you go," type of scenarios.


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[slobber]

My ability to know how to drive and handle a round-a-bout. Also my ability to not hesitate when someone motions me along at a 4-way stop and not get in one of those, "no, you go," type of scenarios.


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My ability to own the 4 way stop and not need any motioning whatsoever. They see the Pacifica coming and they know that hell is coming with me and if there is any question, I am going first. No motioning necessary.

EDIT: Last weekend, I pulled up to one and two other cars were already there doing that stupid "you go," "no, you go" hand gesturing crap. I stopped and then went before both of them.

[catastrophe]

My ability to always go straight to where I parked my car, regardless of the size of lot or duration of stay.

['taterblast]

i have fantastic vision. never needed glasses and I can read things from far away. Mrs CF3 can too. wow.

samesies. that's not meaningless though .

[Cartierfor3]

i have fantastic vision. never needed glasses and I can read things from far away. Mrs CF3 can too. wow.

samesies. that's not meaningless though .

does it mean we are better than other people?

[schreds21]

I also like driving my olderish vehicle. Especially at the Catholic school where my kids go. Everyone is driving Range Rovers, Escalades, BMW's, Porsche, a couple of Teslas and Jags, and I drive up in my crap show with 125,000 miles.

I enjoy judging you when I pull up.

Then, I'll drive the new Odyssey when I know you are going to be around. That is really impressive. Sometimes the kids will say, "take Mom's van because my friend XXXXXX is going home with us and your Pacifica is embarrassing."

I am dobber in this situation, except that my vehicle is even older and crappier. my kids are old enough that they are now both embarrassed by it and everyone wants me to get a new vehicle. guess what though? not happening! jokes on them. 

Why don't you just pick them up in the squad car?

['taterblast]

i have fantastic vision. never needed glasses and I can read things from far away. Mrs CF3 can too. wow.

samesies. that's not meaningless though .

does it mean we are better than other people?

yes

[pissclams]

you guys are weird, I love cars (nice)

[Skipper44]

you guys are weird, I love cars (nice)

yes, unless you can fix it yourself, there is not a ton of $ to be saved by driving a beater

[slobber]

you guys are weird, I love cars (nice)

yes, unless you can fix it yourself, there is not a ton of $ to be saved by driving a beater

What? If I bought a new car, it would cost me $40,000. My car is worth about $4,000. It would appear that the new car would cost me $36,000. If I throw that money at TCUhf, he could turn $36,000 into $36,000,000 in about 6 months. The math works out in my favor.

Plus, I don't drive a beater. Its a 9 year old car with 125,000 miles. It does fine.

[TCUHornedFrog]

What? If I bought a new car, it would cost me $40,000. My car is worth about $4,000. It would appear that the new car would cost me $36,000. If I throw that money at TCUhf, he could turn $36,000 into $36,000,000 in about 6 months. The math works out in my favor.

Plus, I don't drive a beater. Its a 9 year old car with 125,000 miles. It does fine.

Any Pacifica=beater

[Skipper44]

you guys are weird, I love cars (nice)

yes, unless you can fix it yourself, there is not a ton of $ to be saved by driving a beater

What? If I bought a new car, it would cost me $40,000. My car is worth about $4,000. It would appear that the new car would cost me $36,000. If I throw that money at TCUhf, he could turn $36,000 into $36,000,000 in about 6 months. The math works out in my favor.

Plus, I don't drive a beater. Its a 9 year old car with 125,000 miles. It does fine.

When & what did you pay for the Pacifica?  Its like you can drive a $4k car forever

[Tobias]

it would appear Skipper is underestimating the vaunted Pacifica

[yoga-like_abana]

I enjoy driving a vehicle with liability only and no lien or lease.. It's awesome.. I'm team slobber all the way

[star seed 7]

Hmm, I should probably drop down to liability only. This is the first time in my adult life I've had a car paid off and didn't think about it

[Dugout DickStone]

I am pretty fertile, apparently.

Big club

[PandaXpanda]

My nails, they're just straight pristine. Chew your nails? Just gtfo of my general vicinity