Weird/Meaningless Things You Take Pride In

[Dugout DickStone]

I also like driving my olderish vehicle. Especially at the Catholic school where my kids go. Everyone is driving Range Rovers, Escalades, BMW's, Porsche, a couple of Teslas and Jags, and I drive up in my crap show with 125,000 miles.

I enjoy judging you when I pull up.

[slobber]

I also like driving my olderish vehicle. Especially at the Catholic school where my kids go. Everyone is driving Range Rovers, Escalades, BMW's, Porsche, a couple of Teslas and Jags, and I drive up in my crap show with 125,000 miles.

I enjoy judging you when I pull up.

Then, I'll drive the new Odyssey when I know you are going to be around. That is really impressive. Sometimes the kids will say, "take Mom's van because my friend XXXXXX is going home with us and your Pacifica is embarrassing."

[TCUHornedFrog]

Then, I'll drive the new Odyssey when I know you are going to be around. That is really impressive. Sometimes the kids will say, "take Mom's van because my friend XXXXXX is going home with us and your Pacifica is embarrassing."

  You own two minivans?

[Tobias]

you should see his hvac setup

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i am a very fast typer even though i just peck

[slobber]

Then, I'll drive the new Odyssey when I know you are going to be around. That is really impressive. Sometimes the kids will say, "take Mom's van because my friend XXXXXX is going home with us and your Pacifica is embarrassing."

  You own two minivans?

Pacifica is not a minivan. It was hybrid. A cross between a ford focus and a conversion van.

[TCUHornedFrog]

Pacifica is not a minivan. It was hybrid. A cross between a ford focus and a conversion van.

Looks like a minivan to me. 

[star seed 7]

More like a station wagon

[slobber]

Pacifica is not a minivan. It was hybrid. A cross between a ford focus and a conversion van.

Looks like a minivan to me. 

Those doors don't slide

[star seed 7]

Confirmed station wagon

[Emo EMAW]

Pacifica is not a minivan. It was hybrid. A cross between a ford focus and a conversion van.

Looks like a minivan to me. 

This is a pasteurized version of a minivan.

[TCUHornedFrog]

More like a station wagon

Station wagons can be cool.  See the CTS-V wagon (RIP), Audi S-wagons, and select Volvos (the polestar variants). 

[TCUHornedFrog]

This is a pasteurized version of a minivan.

but still minivan tho

[star seed 7]

I'm actually kind of personally wounded that that's what sir dobber drives.

[star seed 7]

It's very obviously not a rough ridin' minivan

[TCUHornedFrog]

It's very obviously not a rough ridin' minivan

If you google "minivan" then one of results in the cars section is a Chrysler Pacifica.  It is a minivan.  Google deemed it so.

[Skipper44]

'obber, the new Chrysler minivan coming out in a few months is going to be called the Pacifica so everyone will think your old wagon is a minivan anyways.  Isn't toddlerdobber big enough to climb into a Wrangler Unlimited yet?

[TCUHornedFrog]

Also,  Edmunds calls it a minivan

http://www.edmunds.com/chrysler/pacifica/2017/minivan/?src=1463606917304

Car and Driver too

http://www.caranddriver.com/best-minivans-vans

[star seed 7]

It's very obviously not a rough ridin' minivan

[TCUHornedFrog]

It's very obviously not a rough ridin' minivan

You are very obviously wrong. 

[Tobias]

jesus shut the eff up nardfrog

[Brock Landers]

If there's no sliding door it's not a minivan   

[mocat]

if the doors aren't a-slidin', it's not a minivan you rough ridin'...

[TCUHornedFrog]

I'm like 99% sure that early Oddesseys did not have sliding doors.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i dont think that qualifies as a mini van in my book