Weird/Meaningless Things You Take Pride In

[Skipper44]

almost always return my cart to a cart corral or the store

[star seed 7]

I still wear some t-shirts that I bought when I was in high school (despite age and shame yourself massive weight gain)

['taterblast]

almost always return my cart to a cart corral or the store

ohhhhh yeah

[yoga-like_abana]

almost always return my cart to a cart corral or the store

almost....almost always avoid using a cart and bags.. Thanks Aldi's

[HerrSonntag]

90% accuracy in knowing when a movie will suck

I have this too. Boy did deadpool trick me because those trailers were absolutely horrendous

I think deadpool got a lot of people.  The flag it tipped for me was the frequency and how early they began airing commercials for it.

[star seed 7]

The Blu-ray commercials are even worse than the trailer, no clue why they continue the hur hur hur marketing strategy

[slobber]

When I go to the store, I bring a cart or two inside. Then, I return my cart to the store unless the corral is right next to me.

Keeping my ear hairs plucked. You youngsters will appreciate this at some point as you grow older. I observe weird people all of the time who have a jungle growing out of their ears. PULL THOSE HAIRS!

My lawn is not weird/meaningless, so I won't mention that here.

When walking, I can imagine where I am walking to or you can point to spot on the trip and I can get to within a step or two of telling you how many steps it is going to take to get there. Seriously, I have estimated 247 steps before and been over by 1 step. (Just trying to point out this isn't like, "I can guess 8 steps and it was only 7" bullshit.)

I can and sometimes still do open a bottle of beer with my teeth.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Speaking of movies, I am really really good at listening to just a fragment of a score from pretty much any big movie and being able to name the composer.

[DQ12]

Amazing at knowing about the colleges the people I exclusively interact with went to.

[Tobias]

[meow meow]

I can and sometimes still do open a bottle of beer with my teeth.

a twist off or pry?

[slobber]

I can and sometimes still do open a bottle of beer with my teeth.

a twist off or pry?

I would just twist off a twist off. I am sure I can open it with my teeth, but I wouldn't need to.

[Emo EMAW]

How many miles are on my vehicle.  It's like a constantly reaffirming metric that I'm good at choosing reliable vehicles.

[KCFDcat]

Always having an incredibly clean vehicle. Inside and out. Gets vacuumed at least once a week. Having a dog has made this much harde though.

[slobber]

I also like driving my olderish vehicle. Especially at the Catholic school where my kids go. Everyone is driving Range Rovers, Escalades, BMW's, Porsche, a couple of Teslas and Jags, and I drive up in my crap show with 125,000 miles.

[Cire]

I'm really good at judging people/relationships after only a few interactions.

[kso_FAN]

That both of my boys will only eat rare steak.

[420seriouscat69]

Good one, _fan! No sauce too, right?

['taterblast]

knowing what happened on a football play just by the sound of the crowd.

[Cire]

That both of my boys will only eat rare steak.

That's a good one, my daughter asks for red steak.

She also eats EVERYTHING that we eat.
she doesn't like hotdogs tho

[420seriouscat69]

That both of my boys will only eat rare steak.

That's a good one, my daughter asks for red steak.

She also eats EVERYTHING that we eat.
she doesn't like hotdogs tho

Neither does Ms. wacky.

[star seed 7]

Only eating well done steaks

[Asteriskhead]

I'm a very prideful person, but I believe it is associated with the proper things.

[TCUHornedFrog]

Never saying "y'all" during any part of my time in Texas.

[420seriouscat69]

Only eating well done steaks

MONSTER!