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Presidents you could take in a fight
« on: February 15, 2016, 12:17:31 PM »
One on one, cage match with no weapons. Fight takes place right after their inauguration.


I'll start with FDR.


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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2016, 12:18:24 PM »
Dude... he's dead.
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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2016, 12:19:18 PM »
JFK.

Almost as crippled as FDR.
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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2016, 12:20:03 PM »
Truman.

Ole poindexter wouldn't stand a chance once the fists start flying.
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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2016, 12:23:22 PM »
Apparently James Madison was 5'4. Knowing nothing else about him I'm going to say absofreakinglutely.
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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2016, 12:26:48 PM »
Q: What did JFK & Reagan have in common as Presidents?

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2016, 12:33:14 PM »
Q: What did JFK & Reagan have in common as Presidents?

They would both get their butts kicked by ben ji.

Reagan was like 80 or something when he got elected, no way he could block my leg sweep.
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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2016, 12:36:22 PM »
i feel like nixon would manhandle me

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2016, 12:36:42 PM »
Q: What did JFK & Reagan have in common as Presidents?

They would both get their butts kicked by ben ji.

Reagan was like 80 or something when he got elected, no way he could block my leg sweep.

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A: Both left office with same amount of bowel control

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2016, 12:38:04 PM »
probably all of them, tbh

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2016, 12:41:10 PM »
That tubby bitch Grover Cleveland

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2016, 12:44:26 PM »
oh man.  I want polk. 


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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2016, 01:01:49 PM »
Carter.  He might be the only one.

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2016, 02:10:57 PM »
William Harrison, depending on how long after inauguration we're talking about.

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2016, 02:13:20 PM »
Everyone since Jackson.  Teddy may be an exception.

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2016, 02:22:45 PM »
I would whip the crap out of pre and post wheel chair FDR.

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2016, 02:22:45 PM »
All of them

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2016, 02:26:36 PM »
Dunno about W.  If he can dodge a punch like he can a shoe...

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2016, 06:49:20 PM »
Lincoln would get gulley

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2016, 07:00:14 PM »
Andrew Jackson
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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2016, 07:02:53 PM »
i feel like nixon would manhandle me

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2016, 08:15:44 PM »
I would be able to take John Quincy Adams.


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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2016, 08:26:48 PM »
i feel like i could take about any of them, probably wouldn't want to fight FDR, tho

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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2016, 08:32:53 PM »
Sounds like Gerald Ford could give a decent ass whipping. 
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Re: Presidents you could take in a fight
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2016, 08:38:43 PM »
Weren't some of these dudes good athletes? Like Ford and Teddy Roosevelt and HW Bush etc?