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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: ben ji on February 15, 2016, 12:17:31 PM
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One on one, cage match with no weapons. Fight takes place right after their inauguration.
I'll start with FDR.
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Dude... he's dead.
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JFK.
Almost as crippled as FDR.
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Truman.
Ole poindexter wouldn't stand a chance once the fists start flying.
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Apparently James Madison was 5'4. Knowing nothing else about him I'm going to say absofreakinglutely.
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Q: What did JFK & Reagan have in common as Presidents?
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Q: What did JFK & Reagan have in common as Presidents?
They would both get their butts kicked by ben ji.
Reagan was like 80 or something when he got elected, no way he could block my leg sweep.
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i feel like nixon would manhandle me
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Q: What did JFK & Reagan have in common as Presidents?
They would both get their butts kicked by ben ji.
Reagan was like 80 or something when he got elected, no way he could block my leg sweep.
All valid points.
A: Both left office with same amount of bowel control
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probably all of them, tbh
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That tubby bitch Grover Cleveland
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oh man. I want polk.
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Carter. He might be the only one.
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William Harrison, depending on how long after inauguration we're talking about.
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Everyone since Jackson. Teddy may be an exception.
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I would whip the crap out of pre and post wheel chair FDR.
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All of them
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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Dunno about W. If he can dodge a punch like he can a shoe...
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Lincoln would get gulley
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Andrew Jackson
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i feel like nixon would manhandle me
the man defined old man strength.
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I would be able to take John Quincy Adams.
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i feel like i could take about any of them, probably wouldn't want to fight FDR, tho
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Sounds like Gerald Ford could give a decent ass whipping.
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Weren't some of these dudes good athletes? Like Ford and Teddy Roosevelt and HW Bush etc?
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Ford played Michigan football.
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i feel like nixon would manhandle me
the man defined old man strength.
Imagine the power of his coffee breath, or the way his nose hairs would quiver during an exhale, inches from your face, as he's got you in a headlock. It's terrifying
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Ronnie carried a gun.
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It would be very fun to fight teddy and ford, the rest of those jokers would be light work. I bet Taft smelled like smegma.
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Ronnie carried a gun.
he isn't carrying crap into ben ji's weapon-free cage. he can have a trash sack to collect his limbs on the way out
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Ronnie carried a gun.
nothing says tough guy like needing to carry a gun
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I see absolutely no issue manhandling trump.
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Pretty confident I could teabag trump
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Pretty confident I could teabag trump
He'd squeal like a bitch within 30 seconds
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Martin Van Buren look wily but would be my bitch
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I'm sure I could take Trump, but I'd want to wear groin protection.
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Trump, Obama, both Bushes, Clinton, Reagan, Carter, no sweat. I'm not sure about Gerald Ford.
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Trump, Obama, both Bushes, Clinton, Reagan, Carter, no sweat. I'm not sure about Gerald Ford.
The dude didn't know how to eat a tamale. I doubt he knows how to fight. One quick punch to his throat, and you would have all the advantage you would need, D1 football player or not.
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T. Roosevelt is the only one I'm even vaguely concerned would be a challenge. I'd just wear him down until his asthma took hold and then pummel the old blowhard until he pissed himself.
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T. Roosevelt is the only one I'm even vaguely concerned would be a challenge. I'd just wear him down until his asthma took hold and then pummel the old blowhard until he pissed himself.
Maybe you should be worried about Andrew Jackson since he got shot and was just like meh whatevs and left the bullet in his body like nbd. What a badass. Would not want to fight.
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I'd love to knock Schulz on his ass, wefald could get a fistful too.. I think the General might give me fits tho
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there are a lot of presidents with good size and military backgrounds. grant would have been the baddest, but all of the early ones who weren't from the northeast would be tough.
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Who was the one in the wheelchair? Could take that one.
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You could throw him over your shoulder like a dead elk
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Who was the one in the wheelchair? Could take that one.
FDR. You would have no problem as long as you stay on your feet. You wouldn't want to let him get you on the ground.
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T. Roosevelt is the only one I'm even vaguely concerned would be a challenge. I'd just wear him down until his asthma took hold and then pummel the old blowhard until he pissed himself.
Maybe you should be worried about Andrew Jackson since he got shot and was just like meh whatevs and left the bullet in his body like nbd. What a badass. Would not want to fight.
Andrew Jackson would be the president I would do the most horrific things to. I almost salivate when I dream about knee-capping him with his own cane.
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I appreciate the compliment. Just so it's clear I wouldn't really enjoy fighting any of them. Maybe Kennedy or Clinton, but mostly because after one of us tapped out we'd pick each other up, dust off, compliment the right hook, and party balls.
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Kennedy would be a lot tougher than he looks. Taft would be the most hilarious to fight.
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This seems like the thread to ask. Does anyone hate Obama on here? Strong dislike, disagreements, etc I get. I'm only 31 so I've really only known 3 presidents and don't hate any of them or thought they were disingenuous. I'll miss watching a Barack speech is my point I guess. I enjoy then.
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This seems like the thread to ask. Does anyone hate Obama on here? Strong dislike, disagreements, etc I get. I'm only 31 so I've really only known 3 presidents and don't hate any of them or thought they were disingenuous. I'll miss watching a Barack speech is my point I guess. I enjoy then.
Don't bring emotions into this, just answer the question. It's not who do you want to fight, it's who you think you could take in a fight.
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while they were president or in their prime?
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just realized i'm so old that i need the same qualifier. question withdrawn and i'm leaving the thread.
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trump for sure. though his doughy body could probably absorb a lot of punishment for awhile. both bush's would whip my ass. barack would whip my ass. I'd destroy carter. would be a blood bath, very sad. clinton and I wouldn't even fight to begin with. I'd dismantle reagan's hollywood ass. FDR for sure.
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I guarantee both Nixon and Johnson could throw hands, 5:3 odds Johnson got into multiple fights as an adult.
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James Madison was 5'4". I'd choose him for a fight.
Ford played football at Michigan. He'd rough ridin' own me. I want no part of that animal.
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I got to thinking about what presidents would at least make me work for it.
Ford- Played football at Michigan and was only 61. Seems like he would have TONS of old man strength. I'd lose this one.
W - 55 when he took office. I bet he got in quite a few scraps back in his drinking days plus now that he's sober he seems like he was in pretty good shape.
LBJ - 6'3 with HUGE hands. He would have the reach on me and I don't take punches well.
George Washington - Absolutely not. He was 57 when he took office and could apparently throw a football over a mountain (If there were footballs back then)
The physical strength mentioned by nearly every one who described Washington is so undoubted that the traditions of his climbing the walls of the Natural Bridge, throwing a stone across the Rappahannock at Fredericksburg, and another into the Hudson from the top of the Palisades, pass current more from the supposed muscular power of the man than from any direct evidence.
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while they were president or in their prime?
Your current state vs when they took office. Shheesh, read the first post.
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Trump, Obama, both Bushes, Clinton, Reagan, Carter, no sweat. I'm not sure about Gerald Ford.
The dude didn't know how to eat a tamale. I doubt he knows how to fight. One quick punch to his throat, and you would have all the advantage you would need, D1 football player or not.
Ford was a D1 football player and in the Navy during WWII, I'm sure he got into plenty of scraps. I'm not saying you couldn't take him but you may be underestimating his ability and old man strength.
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Kennedy would be a lot tougher than he looks. Taft would be the most hilarious to fight.
Disclaimer - Drug testing before hand eliminates all the pain killers Kennedy normally took.
He would be a hunchback before he got in the cage, you could win that one.
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I would like for nothing more than to go back in time and whoop Millard Fillmore's ass! :curse: :curse: :curse:
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Truman seems like he would drop and cry at the first punch.
Buchanan was a tall lanky puss, maybe even a homosexual.
Harding's nickname was Winnie for fucks sake.
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LBJ, yikes. Big, drunk, texas, mean.
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Probably all of them, but a few would be tough.
Teddy in my mind would be very tough. Dudes that did all the stuff that he did are just naturally strong and tough, you'd pretty much have to KHTFO for the fight to be over.
Gerald Ford was a big guy. LBJ, get a couple of whiskeys in that dude and he's another, fights not over until he's out cold guy.
I think Ike would have been another very tough out.
W, no problem, but his dad, wiry.
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Oh yeah, Washington, another guy that you'd definitely want to hear the background before going in, because it clearly says naturally strong dude.
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Teddy was basically into mma
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Teddy was basically into mma
Yeah, I mean like early Krav Maga.
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Guarantee that Abe L. was not tough. Seems to me that the beard was probably like today's 'man bun.'
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Guarantee that Abe L. was not tough. Seems to me that the beard was probably like today's 'man bun.'
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lincoln was a badass wrestler and about everyone from madison to teddy either attained high military rank or was enormous. you guys are really overestimating yourselves, again.
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franklin delano lebowski would get roughed up, think that's about it for me
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lbj sucked he also has a huge snoz and I think I'd focus on going after those big ole testicles hanging off of his face
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Hillary would have never stood a chance. :gocho:
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Ford was a D1 football player and in the Navy during WWII, I'm sure he got into plenty of scraps. I'm not saying you couldn't take him but you may be underestimating his ability and old man strength.
lincoln was a badass wrestler and about everyone from madison to teddy either attained high military rank or was enormous. you guys are really overestimating yourselves, again.
I have complete awareness of my strengths and weaknesses, you buffoons.
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I am hoping that none of you are wanting to "fight fair". That's a laughable idea. We're talking about locking horns with politicians. You're more likely to have more trouble with the small, slimey fuckers than you are the lumbering buffoons like Ford. Are you all that dense?
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Ford was a D1 football player and in the Navy during WWII, I'm sure he got into plenty of scraps. I'm not saying you couldn't take him but you may be underestimating his ability and old man strength.
lincoln was a badass wrestler and about everyone from madison to teddy either attained high military rank or was enormous. you guys are really overestimating yourselves, again.
I have complete awareness of my strengths and weaknesses, you buffoons.
Ulysses Grant would break you in half.
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Ford was a D1 football player and in the Navy during WWII, I'm sure he got into plenty of scraps. I'm not saying you couldn't take him but you may be underestimating his ability and old man strength.
lincoln was a badass wrestler and about everyone from madison to teddy either attained high military rank or was enormous. you guys are really overestimating yourselves, again.
I have complete awareness of my strengths and weaknesses, you buffoons.
Ulysses Grant would break you in half.
He'd never be able to get his hands on me. After I was finished breaking his body down, I'd take one of his thousands of stogies, light it up, enjoy a few puffs while I laughed at his feeble attempts to beg for mercy, and then put the cigar out on his right eye ball.
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Truman is the one I wouldn't eff with. That would end similarly to Maximus' beef with Commodus.
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Yeah, Truman is savage af
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Lincoln was a badass wrestler the same way Reagan was a gun toting cowboy
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Linc was a vampire hunter
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emancipation stuff was def a false flag and maybe even fake news
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Lincoln was a badass wrestler the same way Reagan was a gun toting cowboy
marfan syndrome :frown:
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I would punch Lincoln in the throat. Not saying I'd win, but that's my move on Lincoln.
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I'd say 'Mary Todd is a whore!' and then just see what happens
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I would punch Lincoln in the throat. Not saying I'd win, but that's my move on Lincoln.
Think I'd focus on the back of the head but that's just me
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I thinking sweeping the leg on Lincoln would be the most enjoyable.
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I thinking sweeping the leg on Lincoln would be the most enjoyable.
That tall eff would crumble like a house of cards!
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Would probably fight and dominate any two that want some.
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Would probably fight and dominate any two that want some.
"This is it folks! The MAIN EVENT!"
"Standing at 6'1 weighing 220lbs and wearing the purple trunks with a silver stripes, hailing from Lenexa KS....THE 1 BIG WILLIE!!!" "This relative unknown has come out of nowhere and to take down 5 presidents in a row, his last matchup with Warren Harding was extremely impressive lasting 35 seconds before Hardings Jaw was shattered with the force of 1,000 jackhammers"
"The1BigWillie is in for a dogfight tonight though as he has challenged BOTH Gerald Ford AND George W Bush to a fight! The former presidents are making their way to the octagon now while the star spangled banner plays in the background, both decked out in American Flag Trunks....The crowd here at sold out Bramlage Coliseum is going crazy!"
"AND HERE WE GO! The bell is wrung and W has started his advance towards the challenger. The1Bigwillie squares up with W, a quick punch followed by a leg kick is dodged by W. You can tell The1BigWillie has been working on his Muay Thai before this match....AND OMG HERE COMES FORD!
"FORD COME RUSHING IN AND LAYS A HIT STICK CALIBER TACKLE ON THE1BIGWILLIE, HIS MOUTHPIECE HAS FLOWN OUT OF THE OCTAGON AND HE IS DOWN ON THE MAT! WATCH FOR W....HERE COMES W FOR FOR THE KILL SHOT....O NO! HE DIDNT! YES HE DID!!! W HAS USED HIS SIGNATURE "FLYING ACES MOVE" AND CLIMBED UP THE CHAIN LINK FENCE TO DELIVER A CRUSHING BODY SLAM TO THE1BIGWILLIE'S FACE!!!"
"That's all she wrote folks. The ref has stopped the fight after 18 seconds and awarded the title to W and Ford....and now, yes, it looks like a banner has been thrown in the octagon and W is unfolding it. We are trying to get a better view to show the crowd....and it looks like the banner says
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:love:
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IMO, if you fight two Presidents at the same time, then they have to have sequential presidencies. The presidential tag team, if you will.
With that in mind, I doubt you'll find a more formidable combo than Nixon followed by Ford.
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Savagely beating Nixon would be so satisfying
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IMO, if you fight two Presidents at the same time, then they have to have sequential presidencies. The presidential tag team, if you will.
With that in mind, I doubt you'll find a more formidable combo than Nixon followed by Ford.
Roosevelt/Taft would be high stakes. If you don't beat Teddy, then Taft comes in and sits on you.
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Would probably fight and dominate any two that want some.
"This is it folks! The MAIN EVENT!"
"Standing at 6'1 weighing 220lbs and wearing the purple trunks with a silver stripes, hailing from Lenexa KS....THE 1 BIG WILLIE!!!" "This relative unknown has come out of nowhere and to take down 5 presidents in a row, his last matchup with Warren Harding was extremely impressive lasting 35 seconds before Hardings Jaw was shattered with the force of 1,000 jackhammers"
"The1BigWillie is in for a dogfight tonight though as he has challenged BOTH Gerald Ford AND George W Bush to a fight! The former presidents are making their way to the octagon now while the star spangled banner plays in the background, both decked out in American Flag Trunks....The crowd here at sold out Bramlage Coliseum is going crazy!"
"AND HERE WE GO! The bell is wrung and W has started his advance towards the challenger. The1Bigwillie squares up with W, a quick punch followed by a leg kick is dodged by W. You can tell The1BigWillie has been working on his Muay Thai before this match....AND OMG HERE COMES FORD!
"FORD COME RUSHING IN AND LAYS A HIT STICK CALIBER TACKLE ON THE1BIGWILLIE, HIS MOUTHPIECE HAS FLOWN OUT OF THE OCTAGON AND HE IS DOWN ON THE MAT! WATCH FOR W....HERE COMES W FOR FOR THE KILL SHOT....O NO! HE DIDNT! YES HE DID!!! W HAS USED HIS SIGNATURE "FLYING ACES MOVE" AND CLIMBED UP THE CHAIN LINK FENCE TO DELIVER A CRUSHING BODY SLAM TO THE1BIGWILLIE'S FACE!!!"
"That's all she wrote folks. The ref has stopped the fight after 18 seconds and awarded the title to W and Ford....and now, yes, it looks like a banner has been thrown in the octagon and W is unfolding it. We are trying to get a better view to show the crowd....and it looks like the banner says
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FIRST of all... I'm a lot bigger than that. Secondly... how are these old bastards doing any of this? Are we fighting them when they are in their 20's? If that's the case I want to be 20 too.
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Old man strength!
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Would probably fight and dominate any two that want some.
"This is it folks! The MAIN EVENT!"
"Standing at 6'1 weighing 220lbs and wearing the purple trunks with a silver stripes, hailing from Lenexa KS....THE 1 BIG WILLIE!!!" "This relative unknown has come out of nowhere and to take down 5 presidents in a row, his last matchup with Warren Harding was extremely impressive lasting 35 seconds before Hardings Jaw was shattered with the force of 1,000 jackhammers"
"The1BigWillie is in for a dogfight tonight though as he has challenged BOTH Gerald Ford AND George W Bush to a fight! The former presidents are making their way to the octagon now while the star spangled banner plays in the background, both decked out in American Flag Trunks....The crowd here at sold out Bramlage Coliseum is going crazy!"
"AND HERE WE GO! The bell is wrung and W has started his advance towards the challenger. The1Bigwillie squares up with W, a quick punch followed by a leg kick is dodged by W. You can tell The1BigWillie has been working on his Muay Thai before this match....AND OMG HERE COMES FORD!
"FORD COME RUSHING IN AND LAYS A HIT STICK CALIBER TACKLE ON THE1BIGWILLIE, HIS MOUTHPIECE HAS FLOWN OUT OF THE OCTAGON AND HE IS DOWN ON THE MAT! WATCH FOR W....HERE COMES W FOR FOR THE KILL SHOT....O NO! HE DIDNT! YES HE DID!!! W HAS USED HIS SIGNATURE "FLYING ACES MOVE" AND CLIMBED UP THE CHAIN LINK FENCE TO DELIVER A CRUSHING BODY SLAM TO THE1BIGWILLIE'S FACE!!!"
"That's all she wrote folks. The ref has stopped the fight after 18 seconds and awarded the title to W and Ford....and now, yes, it looks like a banner has been thrown in the octagon and W is unfolding it. We are trying to get a better view to show the crowd....and it looks like the banner says
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FIRST of all... I'm a lot bigger than that. Secondly... how are these old bastards doing any of this? Are we fighting them when they are in their 20's? If that's the case I want to be 20 too.
Take you L like a man and stop complaining.
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IMO, if you fight two Presidents at the same time, then they have to have sequential presidencies. The presidential tag team, if you will.
With that in mind, I doubt you'll find a more formidable combo than Nixon followed by Ford.
Roosevelt/Taft would be high stakes. If you don't beat Teddy, then Taft comes in and sits on you.
Not at all dissimilar from the Diamond Dallas Page / Bam Bam Bigelow championship tag team.
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1v1 me and trump
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I'd like to kick President Myers ass after yesterdays dumbass statement
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I would beat the brakes off of Trumps fat ass.
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Biden?!? More like BYE BYE.
Sure he runs and stuff but I feel very confident that I could destroy like 99% of all 78 year olds in a cage match. The bone strength just isn't there anymore, would be like snapping a dead tree branch off.