Author Topic: Presidents you could take in a fight (Read 8880 times)

CNS · « **Reply #25 on:** February 15, 2016, 08:40:31 PM »

Ford played Michigan football.

mocat · « **Reply #26 on:** February 15, 2016, 09:06:59 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on February 15, 2016, 07:02:53 PM

Quote from: mocat on February 15, 2016, 12:36:22 PM
i feel like nixon would manhandle me

the man defined old man strength.

Imagine the power of his coffee breath, or the way his nose hairs would quiver during an exhale, inches from your face, as he's got you in a headlock. It's terrifying

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #27 on:** February 15, 2016, 10:26:55 PM »

Ronnie carried a gun.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #28 on:** February 16, 2016, 02:03:54 AM »

It would be very fun to fight teddy and ford, the rest of those jokers would be light work. I bet Taft smelled like smegma.

Tobias · « **Reply #29 on:** February 23, 2016, 02:24:24 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on February 15, 2016, 10:26:55 PM

Ronnie carried a gun.

he isn't carrying crap into ben ji's weapon-free cage. he can have a trash sack to collect his limbs on the way out

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #30 on:** February 23, 2016, 02:31:03 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on February 15, 2016, 10:26:55 PM

Ronnie carried a gun.

nothing says tough guy like needing to carry a gun

ben ji · « **Reply #31 on:** January 04, 2017, 11:25:29 AM »

I see absolutely no issue manhandling trump.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 04, 2017, 12:12:23 PM »

Pretty confident I could teabag trump

0.42 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 04, 2017, 12:43:13 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on January 04, 2017, 12:12:23 PM

Pretty confident I could teabag trump

He'd squeal like a bitch within 30 seconds

ChiComCat · « **Reply #34 on:** January 04, 2017, 12:45:40 PM »

Martin Van Buren look wily but would be my bitch

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #35 on:** January 04, 2017, 12:48:23 PM »

I'm sure I could take Trump, but I'd want to wear groin protection.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #36 on:** January 04, 2017, 01:44:16 PM »

Trump, Obama, both Bushes, Clinton, Reagan, Carter, no sweat. I'm not sure about Gerald Ford.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #37 on:** January 04, 2017, 01:46:37 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on January 04, 2017, 01:44:16 PM

Trump, Obama, both Bushes, Clinton, Reagan, Carter, no sweat. I'm not sure about Gerald Ford.

The dude didn't know how to eat a tamale. I doubt he knows how to fight. One quick punch to his throat, and you would have all the advantage you would need, D1 football player or not.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #38 on:** January 04, 2017, 01:50:47 PM »

T. Roosevelt is the only one I'm even vaguely concerned would be a challenge. I'd just wear him down until his asthma took hold and then pummel the old blowhard until he pissed himself.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #39 on:** January 04, 2017, 02:00:21 PM »

Quote from: pmshead on January 04, 2017, 01:50:47 PM

T. Roosevelt is the only one I'm even vaguely concerned would be a challenge. I'd just wear him down until his asthma took hold and then pummel the old blowhard until he pissed himself.

Maybe you should be worried about Andrew Jackson since he got shot and was just like meh whatevs and left the bullet in his body like nbd. What a badass. Would not want to fight.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #40 on:** January 04, 2017, 02:03:30 PM »

I'd love to knock Schulz on his ass, wefald could get a fistful too.. I think the General might give me fits tho

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #41 on:** January 04, 2017, 02:03:41 PM »

there are a lot of presidents with good size and military backgrounds. grant would have been the baddest, but all of the early ones who weren't from the northeast would be tough.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #42 on:** January 04, 2017, 02:23:23 PM »

Who was the one in the wheelchair? Could take that one.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 04, 2017, 02:24:25 PM »

You could throw him over your shoulder like a dead elk

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #44 on:** January 04, 2017, 02:26:09 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on January 04, 2017, 02:23:23 PM

Who was the one in the wheelchair? Could take that one.

FDR. You would have no problem as long as you stay on your feet. You wouldn't want to let him get you on the ground.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #45 on:** January 04, 2017, 02:26:19 PM »

Quote from: BIG APPLE CAT on January 04, 2017, 02:00:21 PM

Quote from: pmshead on January 04, 2017, 01:50:47 PM
T. Roosevelt is the only one I'm even vaguely concerned would be a challenge. I'd just wear him down until his asthma took hold and then pummel the old blowhard until he pissed himself.

Maybe you should be worried about Andrew Jackson since he got shot and was just like meh whatevs and left the bullet in his body like nbd. What a badass. Would not want to fight.

Andrew Jackson would be the president I would do the most horrific things to. I almost salivate when I dream about knee-capping him with his own cane.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #46 on:** January 04, 2017, 02:28:18 PM »

I appreciate the compliment. Just so it's clear I wouldn't really enjoy fighting any of them. Maybe Kennedy or Clinton, but mostly because after one of us tapped out we'd pick each other up, dust off, compliment the right hook, and party balls.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #47 on:** January 04, 2017, 02:30:14 PM »

Kennedy would be a lot tougher than he looks. Taft would be the most hilarious to fight.

SdK · « **Reply #48 on:** January 04, 2017, 02:34:10 PM »

This seems like the thread to ask. Does anyone hate Obama on here? Strong dislike, disagreements, etc I get. I'm only 31 so I've really only known 3 presidents and don't hate any of them or thought they were disingenuous. I'll miss watching a Barack speech is my point I guess. I enjoy then.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #49 on:** January 04, 2017, 02:51:54 PM »

Quote from: Sundance»¤«Kid on January 04, 2017, 02:34:10 PM

This seems like the thread to ask. Does anyone hate Obama on here? Strong dislike, disagreements, etc I get. I'm only 31 so I've really only known 3 presidents and don't hate any of them or thought they were disingenuous. I'll miss watching a Barack speech is my point I guess. I enjoy then.

Don't bring emotions into this, just answer the question. It's not who do you want to fight, it's who you think you could take in a fight.