I feel like it might be too late to add this, but potatoes should never be in a breakfast burrito.
This is correct. A burrito is already wrapped in a carb. You shouldn't put more carbs inside.
Bro breakfast is where you carb the eff up, stop being lazy
I agree but you just shouldn't constrain one carb inside another. For example, a breakfast plate with hash browns and toast piled high with grape jelly is perfectly acceptable.
On a related note, the seasoned potatoes at First Watch are really outstanding.