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Overcoming your fears - Clowns
« on: January 26, 2016, 09:33:33 PM »
This a series of threads where we discuss your fear and why you have it.  We also try and cure your fear ITT.

First up in the series is Clowns.  We have a few posters who do not rough ridin' like clowns.

So ITT we post a bunch of pictures of progressively scarier clowns and try and help our fellow gE buds to rid their fear of clowns.

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alright, let's begin.


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Re: Overcoming your fears - Clowns
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2016, 09:36:19 PM »
Let's start with a loveable guy, Ronald McDonald!

Likes: McDoubles w/ Mac sauce
         Playgrounds
         Bringing joy to the world
         Bright colors
         Gloves

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             Bland colors


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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2016, 09:39:51 PM »
Next up we have a guy from the animation world, Krusty The Clown!

Likes: Krusty burgers
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         Smoking
         Wingspan pics
         Gloves

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             Not being able to smoke
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Re: Overcoming your fears - Clowns
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2016, 09:45:21 PM »
Only weirdos have an irrational fear of clowns.


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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2016, 09:47:01 PM »
Next The Joker from Batman!

Likes: Mayhem
         Face paint
         Being a mastermind
         Chaos
         Burning mountains of money
         Vests

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             Dull blades
             Having a certain future
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2016, 09:49:49 PM »
Albert Fratellini


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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2016, 09:52:27 PM »
Bozo!  He seems so happy and stuff!


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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2016, 09:54:47 PM »
This guy is an artist IMO


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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2016, 09:57:48 PM »
More of this guys work, adorable


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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2016, 10:11:31 PM »
CEO's

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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2016, 10:31:04 PM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2016, 06:07:12 AM »
Completely skipping rodeo clowns is surprising.


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« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2016, 07:27:54 AM »

Completely skipping rodeo clowns is surprising.


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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2016, 08:24:01 AM »


Is this helping?

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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2016, 01:22:36 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2016, 10:34:58 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2016, 11:17:20 PM »
True story

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This girl was babysitting for some family friends one night, a little boy and a little girl. The parents had a fetish for clowns and had collected clowns from around the world for years, setting aside a room in the house just to put them on display. That night, the children were playing in this very room. Many of the clowns were just statues, and some were life-size, one in particular, was seated in a small child-like rocking chair.

The babysitter started to feel more and more uneasy about this statue throughout the night. She felt as though the eyes were following her, whenever she moved around the room with the children. She decided to call the parents. "I’m so sorry to bother you", she said, "but I was wondering if I could move this clown that you have in the rocking chair, it’s starting to scare the kids and I."

"What clown are you referring to? I don’t recall us having a clown fitting that description. Are you sure its sitting in the rocking chair?" the mother asked hurriedly.

"Yes, I’m sure.” said the girl. "It’s sitting right here, I’m looking at it right now…Why? I know it’s probably very old and I shouldn’t attempt to move it out of the way, but."

"Take the kids and get out of the house, now. The neighbor across the street will let you in. Call me immediately when you get there." and with that, the mother hung up.

Frightened and confused, the babysitter grabbed the kids and ran out. When she and the kids arrived safely at the neighbors, she called and the mother answered. "What’s wrong? Did something happen? Are you all okay?" the girl asked.

"Yes, we are fine, but it’s not us we are worried about, it’s you and the kids. I’m so glad you called–we were afraid this would happen again. We will be there shortly along with the police, I’ll explain everything when we get there", and the mother hung up.

The parents later explained to the girl that for some time, the next-door neighbor had been giving them problems. He was mentally ill, heard voices, the whole bit. On numerous occasions he had snuck into their house and tried to kidnap the children. This time, he dressed up in a clown suit, painted his face, and waited quietly until he had the opportunity to do what he came to do.

The parents had informed the police many times but never had any proof until now about what was happening. They thanked the girl, paid her, and drove her home.

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« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2016, 10:55:29 PM »
True story

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This girl was babysitting for some family friends one night, a little boy and a little girl. The parents had a fetish for clowns and had collected clowns from around the world for years, setting aside a room in the house just to put them on display. That night, the children were playing in this very room. Many of the clowns were just statues, and some were life-size, one in particular, was seated in a small child-like rocking chair.

The babysitter started to feel more and more uneasy about this statue throughout the night. She felt as though the eyes were following her, whenever she moved around the room with the children. She decided to call the parents. "I’m so sorry to bother you", she said, "but I was wondering if I could move this clown that you have in the rocking chair, it’s starting to scare the kids and I."

"What clown are you referring to? I don’t recall us having a clown fitting that description. Are you sure its sitting in the rocking chair?" the mother asked hurriedly.

"Yes, I’m sure.” said the girl. "It’s sitting right here, I’m looking at it right now…Why? I know it’s probably very old and I shouldn’t attempt to move it out of the way, but."

"Take the kids and get out of the house, now. The neighbor across the street will let you in. Call me immediately when you get there." and with that, the mother hung up.

Frightened and confused, the babysitter grabbed the kids and ran out. When she and the kids arrived safely at the neighbors, she called and the mother answered. "What’s wrong? Did something happen? Are you all okay?" the girl asked.

"Yes, we are fine, but it’s not us we are worried about, it’s you and the kids. I’m so glad you called–we were afraid this would happen again. We will be there shortly along with the police, I’ll explain everything when we get there", and the mother hung up.

The parents later explained to the girl that for some time, the next-door neighbor had been giving them problems. He was mentally ill, heard voices, the whole bit. On numerous occasions he had snuck into their house and tried to kidnap the children. This time, he dressed up in a clown suit, painted his face, and waited quietly until he had the opportunity to do what he came to do.

The parents had informed the police many times but never had any proof until now about what was happening. They thanked the girl, paid her, and drove her home.

eff clowns. I hated them as a kid. Doesn't bother me seeing them now, but I rarely ever do. I also hate spiders. Not terrified of them, just don't enjoy them being in my presence. I was bit by them twice when I was younger. They're just weird creatures.


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Re: Overcoming your fears - Clowns
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