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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: The Big Train on January 26, 2016, 09:33:33 PM
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This a series of threads where we discuss your fear and why you have it. We also try and cure your fear ITT.
First up in the series is Clowns. We have a few posters who do not rough ridin' like clowns.
So ITT we post a bunch of pictures of progressively scarier clowns and try and help our fellow gE buds to rid their fear of clowns.
WARNING TRIGGER WARNING THREAD
alright, let's begin.
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Let's start with a loveable guy, Ronald McDonald!
Likes: McDoubles w/ Mac sauce
Playgrounds
Bringing joy to the world
Bright colors
Gloves
Dislikes: Bright lights
Clean restrooms
Bland colors
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Next up we have a guy from the animation world, Krusty The Clown!
Likes: Krusty burgers
Venting
Smoking
Wingspan pics
Gloves
Dislikes: TV
Jail
Not being able to smoke
Chapstick
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Only weirdos have an irrational fear of clowns.
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Next The Joker from Batman!
Likes: Mayhem
Face paint
Being a mastermind
Chaos
Burning mountains of money
Vests
Dislikes: Being called Crazy
Order
Dull blades
Having a certain future
Being so serious
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Albert Fratellini
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Bozo! He seems so happy and stuff!
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This guy is an artist IMO
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More of this guys work, adorable
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(https://49.media.tumblr.com/b513c8e0588abcee57dae55b1994ee7d/tumblr_nn20srw2411tjeaezo1_500.gif)
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CEO's
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CEO's
which company do you run?
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(https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/evil-clown.jpg)
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Completely skipping rodeo clowns is surprising.
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Completely skipping rodeo clowns is surprising.
Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
Add your own!
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Is this helping?
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Ha Ha eff you! I went str8t to the bottom!
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:runaway:
https://twitter.com/zaythegoat_/status/749339966941966337
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True story
This girl was babysitting for some family friends one night, a little boy and a little girl. The parents had a fetish for clowns and had collected clowns from around the world for years, setting aside a room in the house just to put them on display. That night, the children were playing in this very room. Many of the clowns were just statues, and some were life-size, one in particular, was seated in a small child-like rocking chair.
The babysitter started to feel more and more uneasy about this statue throughout the night. She felt as though the eyes were following her, whenever she moved around the room with the children. She decided to call the parents. "I’m so sorry to bother you", she said, "but I was wondering if I could move this clown that you have in the rocking chair, it’s starting to scare the kids and I."
"What clown are you referring to? I don’t recall us having a clown fitting that description. Are you sure its sitting in the rocking chair?" the mother asked hurriedly.
"Yes, I’m sure.” said the girl. "It’s sitting right here, I’m looking at it right now…Why? I know it’s probably very old and I shouldn’t attempt to move it out of the way, but."
"Take the kids and get out of the house, now. The neighbor across the street will let you in. Call me immediately when you get there." and with that, the mother hung up.
Frightened and confused, the babysitter grabbed the kids and ran out. When she and the kids arrived safely at the neighbors, she called and the mother answered. "What’s wrong? Did something happen? Are you all okay?" the girl asked.
"Yes, we are fine, but it’s not us we are worried about, it’s you and the kids. I’m so glad you called–we were afraid this would happen again. We will be there shortly along with the police, I’ll explain everything when we get there", and the mother hung up.
The parents later explained to the girl that for some time, the next-door neighbor had been giving them problems. He was mentally ill, heard voices, the whole bit. On numerous occasions he had snuck into their house and tried to kidnap the children. This time, he dressed up in a clown suit, painted his face, and waited quietly until he had the opportunity to do what he came to do.
The parents had informed the police many times but never had any proof until now about what was happening. They thanked the girl, paid her, and drove her home.
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True story
This girl was babysitting for some family friends one night, a little boy and a little girl. The parents had a fetish for clowns and had collected clowns from around the world for years, setting aside a room in the house just to put them on display. That night, the children were playing in this very room. Many of the clowns were just statues, and some were life-size, one in particular, was seated in a small child-like rocking chair.
The babysitter started to feel more and more uneasy about this statue throughout the night. She felt as though the eyes were following her, whenever she moved around the room with the children. She decided to call the parents. "I’m so sorry to bother you", she said, "but I was wondering if I could move this clown that you have in the rocking chair, it’s starting to scare the kids and I."
"What clown are you referring to? I don’t recall us having a clown fitting that description. Are you sure its sitting in the rocking chair?" the mother asked hurriedly.
"Yes, I’m sure.” said the girl. "It’s sitting right here, I’m looking at it right now…Why? I know it’s probably very old and I shouldn’t attempt to move it out of the way, but."
"Take the kids and get out of the house, now. The neighbor across the street will let you in. Call me immediately when you get there." and with that, the mother hung up.
Frightened and confused, the babysitter grabbed the kids and ran out. When she and the kids arrived safely at the neighbors, she called and the mother answered. "What’s wrong? Did something happen? Are you all okay?" the girl asked.
"Yes, we are fine, but it’s not us we are worried about, it’s you and the kids. I’m so glad you called–we were afraid this would happen again. We will be there shortly along with the police, I’ll explain everything when we get there", and the mother hung up.
The parents later explained to the girl that for some time, the next-door neighbor had been giving them problems. He was mentally ill, heard voices, the whole bit. On numerous occasions he had snuck into their house and tried to kidnap the children. This time, he dressed up in a clown suit, painted his face, and waited quietly until he had the opportunity to do what he came to do.
The parents had informed the police many times but never had any proof until now about what was happening. They thanked the girl, paid her, and drove her home.
eff clowns. I hated them as a kid. Doesn't bother me seeing them now, but I rarely ever do. I also hate spiders. Not terrified of them, just don't enjoy them being in my presence. I was bit by them twice when I was younger. They're just weird creatures.
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The key to overcoming your fears is just to choose to do it.
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Only let the fear in for 5 seconds
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Only let the fear in for 5 seconds
Hahaha ok Jack.
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That's kinda how I picture you mocat, no offense intended or whatever.
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:lol:
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:lol:
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@Gooch http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/clown-threats-1-arrest-schools-closed-after-attack-report/ar-BBwPBci?li=BBnbfcL
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I got an automated call this morning from my kids school district in St Joe that there would be an increased police presence at the schools today because of a "clown-related threat". I was all like wtf lol.
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http://www.stjoechannel.com/news/local-news/clown-threat-targets-schools
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http://www.stjoechannel.com/news/local-news/clown-threat-targets-schools
The cop in that video is Gooch every time this thread is bumped :lol:
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Co worker now has this pic at her desk. She wrote on it:
This IS my happy face
Tom
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:sdeek:
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be careful Tom
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Tom I bet she freaky freak. ;)
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https://twitter.com/thedonholly/status/783478028156317696
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https://twitter.com/clownsighting/status/783081397716123648
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https://twitter.com/_notpeter/status/783440926693744640
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looks like this epidemic is hitting the streets of mhk
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba5VRxkBuXJ/
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watched this yesterday, was an amazing experience
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Assholes!
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https://twitter.com/ebmcfd/status/976589855907033093
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Mods, please move this to Wacky Town, USA.
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Good riddance*
* JK i'm sure he was a nice man**
** Not really. Dude had to be a complete psychopath.
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:lol:
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@Gooch
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I overcame my fear of public speaking last Friday. Presented in front of 100 dental students at UC Denver. I'm ready to tour now, guys. What a rush. Not sure why I let that effect me for so long.
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Wacky's dental students:
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:lol:
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:lol:
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fears....how far have you went before clownsuiting one?
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Public speaking is always one of those things where it's just absolute dread leading up to it and then after it's over you're like wtf that was pud af why was I so worried about this?
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Yes. 100% my feels last Friday.