Had lunch with my aunt today, and she asked who I was voting for. I said, "Not Trump. Who are you voting for?" She said, "Not Hillary."
Also she proceeded to tell me (I already knew) that my mom would vote for Trump (she's a conservative Christian). So I told her to please remind my mom that Trump talks about his penis size in national televised settings, and to ask her if that is the man she wants to represent her.
Can't wait to hear how their conversation went.