daris healthy tip #3- if you find yourself having to park in a parking lot....instead of circling for the closest space, why not just immediately go to the furthest space and walk from there? get exercise, save gas money and good for the environment too.

Wife gets angered.
must be a great marriage, dumbass.
sbg: hey honey, let's park back here, further away in the lot. i don't have to circle and we can spend three to five minutes walking into the store while holding hands, losing weight, and discussing our feelings for each other.
wife: no thx, don't want to do any of those things, tia.
sbg: wtf did i get married.
