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Offline Dr Rick Daris

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« on: April 28, 2010, 08:55:42 AM »
stepped on a scale at work three weeks ago and realized that i have gained almost twenty pounds in the last 2-3 years. immediately implemented a super hardcore diet routine. breakfast bar type thing in the morning. six inch subway submarine sandwich (no cheese or mayo) and sunchips for lunch. plenty of water throughout the day and a sensible dinner. no snacks after dinner and only light/lite beer except on special occasions. down 1.5 pounds already. i'll be sure to provide consistent updates to this breaking news story.


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Re: diet
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2010, 08:59:14 AM »
Good plan. Make sure you are getting enough calories though. If you don't your body will turn everything into fat.

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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2010, 09:05:49 AM »
Gained 30 lbs in 6 months after getting promoted a while back. Switched my diet, too.

Breakfast: half/cup oatmeal with low-fat vanilla yogurt, strawberries, bananas, blueberries and walnuts (not bad).

Lunch: Also subway. Either oven-roasted chicken or club. No cheese and only vinegar dressing.
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Re: diet
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2010, 09:06:16 AM »
Sunchips are essentially worthless. Why eat that garbage?  Just get every vegetable subway has and put it on your sandwich rather than sunchips.

"sensible dinner" sounds so easy but in reality it's not.  
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2010, 09:06:47 AM »
Good plan. Make sure you are getting enough calories though. If you don't your body will turn everything into fat.
That's bullshit and not true at all.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2010, 09:10:12 AM »
1) Just get every vegetable subway has and put it on your sandwich rather than sunchips.

2) "sensible dinner" sounds so easy but in reality it's not.  

1) totally do this. Carrots, spinach, etc.
2) Yeah. I'm terrible at this.
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2010, 09:16:24 AM »
2 dollar 6" turkeys at planet subs I mean omfg great deal  :surprised:

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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2010, 09:17:56 AM »
1) Just get every vegetable subway has and put it on your sandwich rather than sunchips.

2) "sensible dinner" sounds so easy but in reality it's not.  

1) totally do this. Carrots, spinach, etc.
2) Yeah. I'm terrible at this.

The key to a sensible dinner is to plan ahead.  If you can't remember to plan ahead, here is an acronym I use that may help:

Plan
Like
Ahead
Now
No
Excuses
Dumbass
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2010, 09:20:47 AM »
Good plan. Make sure you are getting enough calories though. If you don't your body will turn everything into fat.
That's bullshit and not true at all.
I think he was misguided in what he heard. If your body starts dramatically dropping it's energy use due to severe caloric constriction, it will "hoard" fat. Meaning, if you were to go and eat a buffet and go crazy after days/weeks of essentially starving yourself, your body will want to make as much of the excess calories into fat because it won't know when it will get to eat again. That's one theory anyway.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2010, 09:24:38 AM »
Just eat at Hunan Springs in Colorado Springs. I lost 10 lbs in 4 days.

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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2010, 09:26:10 AM »
Sunchips are essentially worthless. Why eat that garbage?  Just get every vegetable subway has and put it on your sandwich rather than sunchips.



don't worry about the vegetables. i always get the garden salsa sunships. bases covered.


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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2010, 09:26:14 AM »
Good plan. Make sure you are getting enough calories though. If you don't your body will turn everything into fat.
That's bullshit and not true at all.
I think he was misguided in what he heard. If your body starts dramatically dropping it's energy use due to severe caloric constriction, it will "hoard" fat. Meaning, if you were to go and eat a buffet and go crazy after days/weeks of essentially starving yourself, your body will want to make as much of the excess calories into fat because it won't know when it will get to eat again. That's one theory anyway.
It's just a theory.  A bad one.
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2010, 09:28:48 AM »
Just eat at Hunan Springs in Colorado Springs. I lost 10 lbs in 4 days.

depending on how long that place has been there, i might have already eaten there. used to live just south of the broadmoor.

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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2010, 09:29:14 AM »
Also, replace beer with hard liquor and coke zero (<--super healthy tip from p90x diet plan)
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2010, 09:30:29 AM »
Also, replace beer with hard liquor and coke zero (<--super healthy tip from p90x diet plan)

aspartame  :nono:

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Re: diet
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2010, 09:32:29 AM »
Also, replace beer with hard liquor and coke zero (<--super healthy tip from p90x diet plan)

aspartame  :nono:

A light beer might actually have less calories than the hard liquor. 

Don't worry about aspartame, nothing has been proven.
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2010, 09:33:37 AM »
Also, replace beer with hard liquor and coke zero (<--super healthy tip from p90x diet plan)

aspartame  :nono:

A light beer might actually have less calories than the hard liquor. 

Don't worry about aspartame, nothing has been proven.

"don't worry about cigarettes. nothing has been proven." -sauls dad in 1957

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« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2010, 09:35:50 AM »
Also, replace beer with hard liquor and coke zero (<--super healthy tip from p90x diet plan)

aspartame  :nono:

A light beer might actually have less calories than the hard liquor. 

Don't worry about aspartame, nothing has been proven.

"don't worry about cigarettes. nothing has been proven." -sauls dad in 1957
"Guys, i'm going to eat sunchips and a sensible dinner and expect to lose 20 lbs" - Daris 40 minutes ago.
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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2010, 09:37:08 AM »
ahearn, see u there  :gocho:

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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2010, 09:39:06 AM »
Also, replace beer with hard liquor and coke zero (<--super healthy tip from p90x diet plan)

aspartame  :nono:

A light beer might actually have less calories than the hard liquor. 

Don't worry about aspartame, nothing has been proven.

"don't worry about cigarettes. nothing has been proven." -sauls dad in 1957
"Guys, i'm going to eat sunchips and a sensible dinner and expect to lose 20 lbs" - Daris 40 minutes ago.

"guys. i just realized that i have no idea what i'm talking about (re. aspartame) so i'm going to divert the conversation back to a clame that daris never made in the first place"-saul three minutes ago.

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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2010, 09:40:37 AM »
Good plan. Make sure you are getting enough calories though. If you don't your body will turn everything into fat.

Not sure if the body turns everything into fat but the calories thing is a factor though, you want to cut your calorie intake to less than your daily needs but not so much that your body thinks you are starving it and kills your metabolism.  One pound is 3500 Calories so if you can cut that many out in a week you can lose about a pound a week in a reasonable manner.

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« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2010, 09:41:36 AM »
"This thread turned sucky" - steve dave right now

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« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2010, 09:42:27 AM »
Also, replace beer with hard liquor and coke zero (<--super healthy tip from p90x diet plan)

aspartame  :nono:

A light beer might actually have less calories than the hard liquor.  

Don't worry about aspartame, nothing has been proven.

"don't worry about cigarettes. nothing has been proven." -sauls dad in 1957
"Guys, i'm going to eat sunchips and a sensible dinner and expect to lose 20 lbs" - Daris 40 minutes ago.

"guys. i just realized that i have no idea what i'm talking about (re. aspartame) so i'm going to divert the conversation back to a clame that daris never made in the first place"-saul three minutes ago.
"Guys, i'm tapping out.  I can't prove aspartame is bad at all so i'm going divert the conversation back to the original fallacy on which I was having more success with" - Daris give or take 3 minutes ago
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Re: diet
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2010, 09:43:46 AM »
"hey, it's 2 fat dudes arguing about nutrition" - ok_cat

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« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2010, 09:44:16 AM »
"hey, it's 2 fat dudes arguing about nutrition" - ok_cat

i'm not fat.  :nono: