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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #325 on: September 12, 2016, 11:49:35 PM »
Purpose of Kindergarten: Don't pick your nose and pee yourself in public.  In between learning those life lessons, color some stuff and learn to tie your shoes.


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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #326 on: September 13, 2016, 12:14:59 AM »
Purpose of Kindergarten: Don't pick your nose and pee yourself in public.  In between learning those life lessons, color some stuff and learn to tie your shoes.
Oh but this kid rough ridin' knows every state and now her teacher can't spell basketball because we're definitely getting the full story here.

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #327 on: September 13, 2016, 08:38:29 AM »
if you guys just read what nickname posted and didn't click on the blog link, you're really doing yourself a great disservice.




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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #328 on: September 13, 2016, 08:43:28 AM »
The teacher or principal might be shedding tears soon!!!!

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #329 on: September 13, 2016, 08:44:04 AM »
And eff, just go to the native American puppet show hippie school you evil person.

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #330 on: September 13, 2016, 09:36:57 AM »
if you guys just read what nickname posted and didn't click on the blog link, you're really doing yourself a great disservice.
eight (8!) tours of possible kindergartens and they end up at the local USD  :Roll Eyes:

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #331 on: September 13, 2016, 09:55:18 AM »
Good for that principal putting her in the class she didn't want on purpose.

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #332 on: September 13, 2016, 09:58:55 AM »
And yeah that teacher really hit the jackpot with your daughter and the obnoxious, overbearing, helicopter parent baggage she brings with her.

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #333 on: September 13, 2016, 10:00:50 AM »
if you guys just read what nickname posted and didn't click on the blog link, you're really doing yourself a great disservice.
eight (8!) tours of possible kindergartens and they end up at the local USD  :Roll Eyes:

yeah that was great. I also like the part where she judged the schools based in part on "the quality of work hanging on the walls".


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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #334 on: September 13, 2016, 10:03:15 AM »
And yeah that teacher really hit the jackpot with your daughter and the obnoxious, overbearing, helicopter parent baggage she brings with her.

it's only a few weeks into school and I bet that poor new teacher has already heard the montessori 20  times. "we'll at parker's Montessori school they would do it like this..."

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #335 on: September 13, 2016, 10:12:51 AM »
That hippy school sounds like great fun and zero learning
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #336 on: September 13, 2016, 10:25:52 AM »
That hippy school sounds like great fun and zero learning

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #337 on: September 13, 2016, 11:16:25 AM »
if you guys just read what nickname posted and didn't click on the blog link, you're really doing yourself a great disservice.
eight (8!) tours of possible kindergartens and they end up at the local USD  :Roll Eyes:

yeah that was great. I also like the part where she judged the schools based in part on "the quality of work hanging on the walls".



I almost thought that part was a joke for a second! But it wasn't!

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #338 on: September 13, 2016, 12:10:09 PM »
That blog was absolutely unreadable. Unreal. Hey lady: your kid ain't special.
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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #339 on: September 13, 2016, 12:18:42 PM »
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The curriculum is structured as Classical Christian and would require memorization of bible versus.

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #340 on: September 13, 2016, 02:05:28 PM »
One of my favorite things to say is "I know everyone thinks their child is gifted, but ours really is."

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #342 on: September 13, 2016, 03:43:13 PM »
I feel bad for this kid.

https://inspiredlivingkc.com/2015/01/16/kid-art/
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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #343 on: September 13, 2016, 03:51:10 PM »
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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #344 on: September 13, 2016, 04:15:21 PM »
https://inspiredlivingkc.com/2012/08/28/thorns-from-my-husband/

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Last week I came up with an idea for a post I wanted to write about the irritating statements my husband makes.  It’s incredible how a short concoctions of words can send me into a whirlwind of irrational, over-emotional turmoil.

I cleaned up.

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Are you feeling better yet?


These are just three examples of phrases I hear from him which begin a cycle of madness in my mind, how to react, what to say next, what does this mean, etc…  It sounds insane, right?  Those three statements appear to be so innocent, even thoughtful perhaps.  Well lemme just fill you in on the context with which these endearing words are uttered.

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #345 on: September 13, 2016, 04:53:03 PM »
sweet jesus
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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #346 on: September 13, 2016, 05:08:26 PM »
stopped at Parker

stopped at too poor for private school

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #347 on: September 13, 2016, 05:19:57 PM »
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While most kids near this age are focused on stick figures, my girl is coloring abstract shapes.

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For the first time in nearly 6 months, she had drawn a pre-schematic drawing.



PRE-SCHEMATIC DRAWING?!q??!? GO eff YOURSELF LADY!!! THAT IS A MOTHER rough ridin' STICK FIGURE DRAWING. PRESCHEMATIC KISS MY ASS

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #348 on: September 13, 2016, 05:24:04 PM »
I'm happy I could contribute.
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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #349 on: September 13, 2016, 05:27:43 PM »
Looks like a helicopter. Pretty accurate portrait.