Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab

[Panjandrum]

Purpose of Kindergarten: Don't pick your nose and pee yourself in public.  In between learning those life lessons, color some stuff and learn to tie your shoes.

[michigancat]

Purpose of Kindergarten: Don't pick your nose and pee yourself in public.  In between learning those life lessons, color some stuff and learn to tie your shoes.

Oh but this kid rough ridin' knows every state and now her teacher can't spell basketball because we're definitely getting the full story here.

[Dr Rick Daris]

if you guys just read what nickname posted and didn't click on the blog link, you're really doing yourself a great disservice.

[michigancat]

The teacher or principal might be shedding tears soon!!!!

[michigancat]

And eff, just go to the native American puppet show hippie school you evil person.

[Skipper44]

if you guys just read what nickname posted and didn't click on the blog link, you're really doing yourself a great disservice.

eight (8!) tours of possible kindergartens and they end up at the local USD 

[_33]

Good for that principal putting her in the class she didn't want on purpose.

[_33]

And yeah that teacher really hit the jackpot with your daughter and the obnoxious, overbearing, helicopter parent baggage she brings with her.

[Dr Rick Daris]

if you guys just read what nickname posted and didn't click on the blog link, you're really doing yourself a great disservice.

eight (8!) tours of possible kindergartens and they end up at the local USD 

yeah that was great. I also like the part where she judged the schools based in part on "the quality of work hanging on the walls".

[Dr Rick Daris]

And yeah that teacher really hit the jackpot with your daughter and the obnoxious, overbearing, helicopter parent baggage she brings with her.

it's only a few weeks into school and I bet that poor new teacher has already heard the montessori 20  times. "we'll at parker's Montessori school they would do it like this..."

[star seed 7]

That hippy school sounds like great fun and zero learning

[Asteriskhead]

That hippy school sounds like great fun and zero learning

F(un)OE

[michigancat]

if you guys just read what nickname posted and didn't click on the blog link, you're really doing yourself a great disservice.

eight (8!) tours of possible kindergartens and they end up at the local USD 

yeah that was great. I also like the part where she judged the schools based in part on "the quality of work hanging on the walls".

I almost thought that part was a joke for a second! But it wasn't!

[SkinnyBenny]

That blog was absolutely unreadable. Unreal. Hey lady: your kid ain't special.

[mocat]

The curriculum is structured as Classical Christian and would require memorization of bible versus.

 

[Emo EMAW]

One of my favorite things to say is "I know everyone thinks their child is gifted, but ours really is."

[_33]

I feel bad for this kid.

https://inspiredlivingkc.com/2015/01/16/kid-art/

[michigancat]

I feel bad for this kid.

https://inspiredlivingkc.com/2015/01/16/kid-art/

Holy crap. Gonna have to come back to this

[DQ12]

big ol jugs

[mocat]

https://inspiredlivingkc.com/2012/08/28/thorns-from-my-husband/

Thorns From My Husband

Last week I came up with an idea for a post I wanted to write about the irritating statements my husband makes.  It’s incredible how a short concoctions of words can send me into a whirlwind of irrational, over-emotional turmoil.

I cleaned up.

I have a surprise for you.

Are you feeling better yet?

These are just three examples of phrases I hear from him which begin a cycle of madness in my mind, how to react, what to say next, what does this mean, etc…  It sounds insane, right?  Those three statements appear to be so innocent, even thoughtful perhaps.  Well lemme just fill you in on the context with which these endearing words are uttered.

[WillieWatanabe]

sweet jesus

[Dugout DickStone]

stopped at Parker

stopped at too poor for private school

[michigancat]

While most kids near this age are focused on stick figures, my girl is coloring abstract shapes.

For the first time in nearly 6 months, she had drawn a pre-schematic drawing.

PRE-SCHEMATIC DRAWING?!q??!? GO eff YOURSELF LADY!!! THAT IS A MOTHER rough ridin' STICK FIGURE DRAWING. PRESCHEMATIC KISS MY ASS

[nicname]

I'm happy I could contribute.

[IPA4Me]

Looks like a helicopter. Pretty accurate portrait.