Mrs. wacky did mention either Omaha or St. Louis and I just kinda laughed. I mean, I live in KC, and these cities are like the minor league cities of the Midwest.
I swear I found a cabin where me and my bro stayed at the Lake for like $75 a night about 5 years ago and I found the same deal for Mrs. Wacky and I about two years ago at table rock. I mean, I could do that deal, if I wanted to stay with some local, stinky, lake people who are trying to rent out their upstairs. Woof. No thanks!
I just have a hard time justifying paying $400 for a place to stay at the lake, when we'll be boozing, boating, and going out to eat most of the time.