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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #200 on: June 12, 2017, 02:08:57 PM »
 :thumbs: Mrs. wacky did mention either Omaha or St. Louis and I just kinda laughed. I mean, I live in KC, and these cities are like the minor league cities of the Midwest.

I swear I found a cabin where me and my bro stayed at the Lake for like $75 a night about 5 years ago and I found the same deal for Mrs. Wacky and I about two years ago at table rock. I mean, I could do that deal, if I wanted to stay with some local, stinky, lake people who are trying to rent out their upstairs. Woof. No thanks!

I just have a hard time justifying paying $400 for a place to stay at the lake, when we'll be boozing, boating, and going out to eat most of the time.

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #201 on: June 12, 2017, 02:13:12 PM »
maybe just stay in KC then and take her out to some nice restaurants instead (joint account obvs)

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #203 on: June 12, 2017, 02:15:54 PM »
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/14656592?location=Lake%20of%20the%20Ozarks%2C%20MO&s=TZYjR7Pg
this one looks like its in your budget and what you would need. and if you've never stayed at an airbnb I will send you a referral thingy

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #204 on: June 12, 2017, 02:19:53 PM »
Nice work, yla. That last one looks ideal.

Also, great minds M^2. That's the back up plan.

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #205 on: June 12, 2017, 02:21:13 PM »
Half my problem is we just started looking this last weekend. All the affordable places are taken. I'm a dummy. Should have acted sooner. Yla's place is taken. :(

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #206 on: June 12, 2017, 02:23:31 PM »
Take her to El Paso, wacky.

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #207 on: June 12, 2017, 02:28:30 PM »
https://www.vrbo.com/vacation-rentals/usa/missouri/lake-of-the-ozarks?sleeps=2-plus&from-date=2017-06-16&to-date=2017-06-18
still quite a few on vrbo in the $125-150 range and some of them have boat slip included

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #208 on: June 12, 2017, 02:29:53 PM »
Take her to El Paso, wacky.
:ROFL: Nah. I watched Sicario for the first time non-pak'd the other night. I think the El Paso dream is dead.  :)

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #209 on: June 12, 2017, 02:30:15 PM »
Take her to El Paso, wacky.

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #210 on: June 12, 2017, 02:32:47 PM »
https://www.vrbo.com/vacation-rentals/usa/missouri/lake-of-the-ozarks?sleeps=2-plus&from-date=2017-06-16&to-date=2017-06-18
still quite a few on vrbo in the $125-150 range and some of them have boat slip included
You're really good at this. I've been looking all day and never once came across the Koala Bear Condos.  :love:

https://www.vrbo.com/1065500

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #211 on: June 12, 2017, 02:33:53 PM »
yeah that one looks super adorbs. I bet we'll be hearing about a wacky jr on the way shortly after if you book that place

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #212 on: June 12, 2017, 02:34:32 PM »
i just booked that one, thanks for the pro-tip wacks

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #213 on: June 12, 2017, 02:42:40 PM »
 :ROFL: I need her to come back from her meeting. I need it done, now. :)

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #214 on: June 12, 2017, 02:44:13 PM »
I have a futon @ cabin de seven if you need a last minute weekend getaway.
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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #215 on: June 12, 2017, 02:45:25 PM »
I have a futon @ cabin de seven if you need a last minute weekend getaway.

this idea could work for a certain subculture of deviants

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #216 on: June 12, 2017, 02:49:08 PM »
I have a futon @ cabin de seven if you need a last minute weekend getaway.

this idea could work for a certain subculture of deviants

The room is on the "interesting" side of the house...
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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #217 on: June 12, 2017, 03:33:32 PM »
Yla, which one would you choose? Same unit, but different condo looks.

Example 1: Looks like on the main dock. Access to grill, which is huge obviously. https://www.vrbo.com/1065500

Example 2: It has red walls and a rocky poster! Looks like it's on the 2nd level, but minus a potential grill. https://www.vrbo.com/1085241

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #218 on: June 12, 2017, 03:37:05 PM »
i just booked that one, thanks for the pro-tip wacks
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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #219 on: June 12, 2017, 03:37:56 PM »
#1. grill is huge in this case, don't want to be cooking your fun money steaks on a oven like some sort of idiot

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #220 on: June 12, 2017, 03:39:02 PM »
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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #221 on: June 12, 2017, 03:40:09 PM »
now that you've got a place pinned down, it's time to engage our resident romance expert @rockstate2000 for the finer details of your trip

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #222 on: June 12, 2017, 03:41:07 PM »
first born needs to be named after me. boy or girl

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #223 on: June 12, 2017, 03:42:27 PM »
i don't think any actual babies get made there

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #224 on: June 12, 2017, 03:46:46 PM »
yla is a booking stud. I reached out to Cindy to see if there's different access for grill use between the two and yla knocked it out of the park!
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#5 (1065500) is the best for grill access. There is a charcoal grill available.

@rockstate2000 at what mile marker do girls get aroused enough to want to give out handies? Something in the water at that special spot?