Donald Trump is the real life Zapp Brannigan
Each of the following statements was made by Donald Trump OR Zapp Brannigan.
• "We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don’t stand for".
• “You know, it doesn’t really matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass”.
• "Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser".
• "Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it."
• "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards".
• “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure. It’s not your fault”.
• “These guys are total losers, they had their story stolen right from under their bad complexions”
• “She is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision”
• “She is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct”.
• “Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting.”
• “I’ve never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about.”
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