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Heart Attack
0 (0%)
Stroke
3 (25%)
Elderly Person Falling Down Accident
5 (41.7%)
Other (post in thread)
4 (33.3%)

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Voting closed: November 24, 2019, 10:08:38 AM

Author Topic: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency  (Read 793 times)

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Offline steve dave

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Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« on: November 19, 2019, 10:08:38 AM »
Hasn't been seen for 3+ days now. What was his emergency medical situation?


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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2019, 10:18:14 AM »
He is too healthy from all the healthy eating and vigorous exercise
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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2019, 10:19:29 AM »
Needed to have a tumor removed.

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2019, 10:20:22 AM »
He probably has diarrhea that is too much for his diapers to handle.

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2019, 10:50:58 AM »
what are the side effects of housing sudafed 24/7?  one of those things

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2019, 10:53:08 AM »
Maybe he has shingles.

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2019, 10:53:33 AM »
Dead
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2019, 11:04:48 AM »
Dead

unless he's dead, i don't give a crap what he has.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2019, 11:06:14 AM »
if he's dead, i would like to know.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2019, 11:11:58 AM »
The rest of my day would be so great if I found out he was dead. I just don't get why that would stay secret.

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2019, 11:25:13 AM »
Not dead, looks like a heart attack

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2019, 11:30:18 AM »
Wow. I wouldn't have guessed that. His lying is incredibly reliable, though.

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2019, 11:30:36 AM »
Most routine physicals start on Saturday and end on Tuesday morning.

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2019, 12:34:00 PM »
lol

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2019, 12:54:27 PM »
Men call him Sir, women call him darling.

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Re: Trump Mystery Medical Emergency
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2019, 09:12:41 AM »
If Trump isn't already dead then Sondland's testimony today may push him over the edge.