Author Topic: The Trump Candidacy (Read 441459 times)

star seed 7 · « **Reply #275 on:** July 20, 2015, 11:47:09 PM »

Donald Trump is the real life Zapp Brannigan
Each of the following statements was made by Donald Trump OR Zapp Brannigan.
• "We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don’t stand for".
• “You know, it doesn’t really matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass”.
• "Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser".
• "Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it."
• "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards".
• “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure. It’s not your fault”.
• “These guys are total losers, they had their story stolen right from under their bad complexions”
• “She is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision”
• “She is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct”.
• “Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting.”
• “I’ve never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about.”

https://np.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/3dwcpt/thanks_trump_we_havent_seen_this_crazy_since/ct9f3sv

cfbandyman · « **Reply #276 on:** July 21, 2015, 09:09:11 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 20, 2015, 11:47:09 PM

Donald Trump is the real life Zapp Brannigan
Each of the following statements was made by Donald Trump OR Zapp Brannigan.
• "We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don’t stand for".
• “You know, it doesn’t really matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass”.
• "Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser".
• "Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it."
• "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards".
• “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure. It’s not your fault”.
• “These guys are total losers, they had their story stolen right from under their bad complexions”
• “She is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision”
• “She is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct”.
• “Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting.”
• “I’ve never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about.”

https://np.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/3dwcpt/thanks_trump_we_havent_seen_this_crazy_since/ct9f3sv

Well I know without checking those are Zapp Brannigan's, but wow, the rest are tough.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #277 on:** July 21, 2015, 01:41:18 PM »

puniraptor · « **Reply #278 on:** July 21, 2015, 01:52:18 PM »

lol thats so boss

Spracne · « **Reply #279 on:** July 21, 2015, 01:54:48 PM »

More like Scott Runner... (is that sposed to be Scott Walker?)

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #280 on:** July 21, 2015, 01:55:59 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on July 21, 2015, 01:54:48 PM

More like Scott Runner... (is that sposed to be Scott Walker?)

I think it's Rubio.

Dub · « **Reply #281 on:** July 21, 2015, 01:56:41 PM »

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Donald Trump gave out Lindsey Graham's personal cell number to America

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Speaking in front of hundreds at a rally in South Carolina on Tuesday, Donald Trump read a number he said people could use to reach South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham's private cell phone.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #282 on:** July 21, 2015, 02:01:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/623534318867116033

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/623561467779006464

Dub · « **Reply #283 on:** July 21, 2015, 02:11:10 PM »

When is the first debate? This train's moving too quick and I'm worried it's going to derail before we get to see him at one.

renocat · « **Reply #284 on:** July 21, 2015, 02:12:28 PM »

He is a vindictive bastard. Gave out Graham's personal cell phone because the senator told him quit being a jackass. What would he do if he had an arsenal of nukes?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #285 on:** July 21, 2015, 02:13:30 PM »

Quote from: Dub on July 21, 2015, 02:11:10 PM

When is the first debate? This train's moving too quick and I'm worried it's going to derail before we get to see him at one.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/poll-trump-surges-to-big-lead-in-gop-presidential-race/2015/07/20/efd2e0d0-2ef8-11e5-8f36-18d1d501920d_story.html

No way he falls out of the top 10 before the debates. He's going to win the early primaries if about a dozen other republicans don't drop out.

puniraptor · « **Reply #286 on:** July 21, 2015, 02:20:25 PM »

as far as i can tell, the most important trait that the "conservative" voters want to see in a president is the complete refusal to ever admit a mistake, ever admit a failure, or ever apologize.

i have independently verified this using an algorithmic measurement of internet memes from the last 239 years.

'taterblast · « **Reply #287 on:** July 21, 2015, 02:21:41 PM »

i've grown so numb to politics that i actually want to see Trump as the 'publican candidate

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #288 on:** July 21, 2015, 02:22:41 PM »

Quote from: 'taterblast on July 21, 2015, 02:21:41 PM

i've grown so numb to politics that i actually want to see Trump as the 'publican candidate

I'd want to see that if the dems had a better candidate than Hillary.

Quote from: puniraptor on July 21, 2015, 02:20:25 PM

as far as i can tell, the most important trait that the "conservative" voters want to see in a president is the complete refusal to ever admit a mistake, ever admit a failure, or ever apologize.

i have independently verified this using an algorithmic measurement of internet memes from the last 239 years.

also never bow

puniraptor · « **Reply #289 on:** July 21, 2015, 02:23:50 PM »

Quote from: 'taterblast on July 21, 2015, 02:21:41 PM

i've grown so numb to politics that i actually want to see Trump as the 'publican candidate

it would certainly spice things up.

i would like to see it come down to trump vs sanders. may the best man win.

'taterblast · « **Reply #290 on:** July 21, 2015, 02:26:43 PM »

i think i'd rather him go up against someone i don't like, which would give me the ability to avidly root for him. now i just have to figure out who i don't like out of the democrat candidates.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #291 on:** July 21, 2015, 03:09:26 PM »

I am avidly rooting for Trump in the primaries but no way would I want him as president.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #292 on:** July 21, 2015, 03:13:26 PM »

Yes, it's really too bad we can't get bill or obama another term, then I'd be full bore on the trump-o-meter

Yard Dog · « **Reply #293 on:** July 21, 2015, 03:47:49 PM »

Quote from: 'taterblast on July 21, 2015, 02:26:43 PM

i think i'd rather him go up against someone i don't like, which would give me the ability to avidly root for him. now i just have to figure out who i don't like out of the democrat candidates.

all of them.

puniraptor · « **Reply #294 on:** July 21, 2015, 04:29:46 PM »

he should make releasing a political opponent's phone number a weekly event

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #295 on:** July 21, 2015, 04:45:14 PM »

Who do you think Trump would pick as his running mate. I'm leaning toward Ann Coulter.

Dub · « **Reply #296 on:** July 21, 2015, 05:11:03 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on July 21, 2015, 04:45:14 PM

Who do you think Trump would pick as his running mate. I'm leaning toward Ann Coulter.

The winner of the upcoming The Apprentice: VP Edition.

CNS · « **Reply #297 on:** July 21, 2015, 07:21:59 PM »

If it's not Lindsay Graham, well I just don't know how he could make up for the phone number thing.

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bones129 · « **Reply #298 on:** July 21, 2015, 07:30:35 PM »

Sarah Palin, obviously.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #299 on:** July 21, 2015, 07:49:32 PM »

Quote from: cfbandyman on July 21, 2015, 09:09:11 AM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 20, 2015, 11:47:09 PM
Donald Trump is the real life Zapp Brannigan
Each of the following statements was made by Donald Trump OR Zapp Brannigan.
• "We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don’t stand for".
• “You know, it doesn’t really matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass”.
• "Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser".
• "Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it."
• "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards".
• “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure. It’s not your fault”.
• “These guys are total losers, they had their story stolen right from under their bad complexions”
• “She is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision”
• “She is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct”.
• “Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting.”
• “I’ve never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about.”

https://np.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/3dwcpt/thanks_trump_we_havent_seen_this_crazy_since/ct9f3sv

Well I know without checking those are Zapp Brannigan's, but wow, the rest are tough.

Wow, I thought the ego thing was the one I felt most confident was trump.