Took down 3/4 of a large Pizza Hut pan (1/2 pepperoni, 1/2 supreme) last night, and finished the rest off in a hurry this morning (no time for bkfst), before heading up 77 highway on my way to MHK this morning. Round about Herington I felt the gurgles starting in my stomach. To make a long story short if
you're 
ever about 5 miles north of Herington, and find an old t-shirt in a grove of trees just off the side of the road, DON'T TAKE THE SHIRT!
It's got poop on it.