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Offline Paul Moscow

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2300 on: June 10, 2010, 03:50:17 PM »
In a dog eat dog world of SEC Football.

This guy??





pffffffttttt...




That might be funny if he wasn't the runner-up for the Auburn job just a couple years ago.

To a guy that upon arriving at Auburn received headlines such as,

Gene Chizik, meet Auburn's finest torches and pitchforks

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2301 on: June 10, 2010, 03:50:26 PM »
In a dog eat dog world of SEC Football.

This guy??





pffffffttttt...




That might be funny if he wasn't the runner-up for the Auburn job just a couple years ago.

So, Gene Chizek > Turner Gill?

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2302 on: June 10, 2010, 03:50:34 PM »
It's like rough ridin' survivor....except you want to leave the island.  :frown:
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2303 on: June 10, 2010, 03:51:46 PM »
It's like fracking survivor....except you want to leave the island.  :frown:

Hopefully, like survivor, we get payed for being the last ones on the island.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2304 on: June 10, 2010, 03:52:11 PM »
It's like fracking survivor....except you want to leave the island.  :frown:

It's like the best season of RW/RR Challenge X 10000

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2305 on: June 10, 2010, 03:52:15 PM »
I'm blowing up my email @ work.  LOL at working


Even though you'd assume that our conference leadership isn't THAT stupid, the teams are going to join the Pac10 one at a time to make it look like it isn't a conspiracy.  That's why you've heard OSU's name today, then you're going to hear Tech's name tomorrow/monday, then A&M, then OU/UT.  

My OSU friend - "90% chance of it happening.  Waiting on any last-ditch efforts from the conference."

 :flush:

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« Reply #2306 on: June 10, 2010, 03:53:09 PM »
"Hearing rumors that Oklahoma and Kansas might be a package deal to the SEC."

great you listened to KK neat

I'm sure that OK would pick you over Missouri.  :lol:

Tracks around football fields are pretty big around SEC country.   :lol:

bye bye Sweet Lew  :lol:





just paint the track green to look like hedges. It goes along with the VIP bleachers being aluminum....

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« Reply #2307 on: June 10, 2010, 03:53:54 PM »
I'm blowing up my email @ work.  LOL at working


Even though you'd assume that our conference leadership isn't THAT stupid, the teams are going to join the Pac10 one at a time to make it look like it isn't a conspiracy.  That's why you've heard OSU's name today, then you're going to hear Tech's name tomorrow/monday, then A&M, then OU/UT.  

My OSU friend - "90% chance of it happening.  Waiting on any last-ditch efforts from the conference."

 :flush:

why the hell would they care if it looked a conspiracy?  And what kind of last ditch efforts are available?  Currie blowing Deloss?

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« Reply #2308 on: June 10, 2010, 03:54:17 PM »
Love the "hey kevin, how does it feel to get a clown suit put on you" call to BITB

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2309 on: June 10, 2010, 03:55:08 PM »
In a dog eat dog world of SEC Football.

This guy??





pffffffttttt...




That might be funny if he wasn't the runner-up for the Auburn job just a couple years ago.

Runner-Up?  YOU want to talk to US about being Runner-Up?  GMAFB.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2310 on: June 10, 2010, 03:55:40 PM »
"Hearing rumors that Oklahoma and Kansas might be a package deal to the SEC."

great you listened to KK neat

I'm sure that OK would pick you over Missouri.  :lol:

Tracks around football fields are pretty big around SEC country.   :lol:

bye bye Sweet Lew  :lol:









Don't be jealous.  I'm sure K-State and Iowa State will land on their feet somewhere. 

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2311 on: June 10, 2010, 03:56:17 PM »
I'm blowing up my email @ work.  LOL at working


Even though you'd assume that our conference leadership isn't THAT stupid, the teams are going to join the Pac10 one at a time to make it look like it isn't a conspiracy.  That's why you've heard OSU's name today, then you're going to hear Tech's name tomorrow/monday, then A&M, then OU/UT.  

My OSU friend - "90% chance of it happening.  Waiting on any last-ditch efforts from the conference."

 :flush:

why the hell would they care if it looked a conspiracy?  And what kind of last ditch efforts are available?  Currie blowing Deloss?

He said that the conference bigs have been threatening legal action if they all leave as a group.  Somebody call bigshotattorneycat and see if there are laws against that.

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« Reply #2312 on: June 10, 2010, 03:57:13 PM »
I'm blowing up my email @ work.  LOL at working


Even though you'd assume that our conference leadership isn't THAT stupid, the teams are going to join the Pac10 one at a time to make it look like it isn't a conspiracy.  That's why you've heard OSU's name today, then you're going to hear Tech's name tomorrow/monday, then A&M, then OU/UT.  

My OSU friend - "90% chance of it happening.  Waiting on any last-ditch efforts from the conference."

 :flush:

why the hell would they care if it looked a conspiracy?  And what kind of last ditch efforts are available?  Currie blowing Deloss?

If I was TX, I would want the PAC10 to know it was a group conspiracy.  Make a little elbow room over there before even showing up.

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« Reply #2313 on: June 10, 2010, 03:58:16 PM »
I'm blowing up my email @ work.  LOL at working


Even though you'd assume that our conference leadership isn't THAT stupid, the teams are going to join the Pac10 one at a time to make it look like it isn't a conspiracy.  That's why you've heard OSU's name today, then you're going to hear Tech's name tomorrow/monday, then A&M, then OU/UT.  

My OSU friend - "90% chance of it happening.  Waiting on any last-ditch efforts from the conference."

 :flush:

why the hell would they care if it looked a conspiracy?  And what kind of last ditch efforts are available?  Currie blowing Deloss?

He said that the conference bigs have been threatening legal action if they all leave as a group.  Somebody call bigshotattorneycat and see if there are laws against that.

conference bigs?  like the fracking conference bigs that are leaving or our stupid fracking commissioner?  anyone can leave at whatever moment they want to leave.  

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2314 on: June 10, 2010, 03:58:25 PM »
In a dog eat dog world of SEC Football.

This guy??





pffffffttttt...




That might be funny if he wasn't the runner-up for the Auburn job just a couple years ago.


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
He got passed over by Gene fracking Chizik!




Yeah, the same Gene Chizik that was d-coordinator at Auburn and Texas.  

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« Reply #2315 on: June 10, 2010, 03:59:15 PM »
lol.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2316 on: June 10, 2010, 03:59:36 PM »
So, if they leave 3 days apart that wouldn't be considered "leaving as a group"?   LOL . . . that's some funny $hit right there.


Plus, yeah, if they all go at once, it says to the Pac 10 that we're here and Stanford and Cal can eat dick.

Ben please take your validation and affirmation needing ass to another thread on Auburn meeting Affirmative Action hiring practice requirements with Gill.




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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2317 on: June 10, 2010, 04:01:47 PM »
I'm blowing up my email @ work.  LOL at working


Even though you'd assume that our conference leadership isn't THAT stupid, the teams are going to join the Pac10 one at a time to make it look like it isn't a conspiracy.  That's why you've heard OSU's name today, then you're going to hear Tech's name tomorrow/monday, then A&M, then OU/UT.  

My OSU friend - "90% chance of it happening.  Waiting on any last-ditch efforts from the conference."

 :flush:

why the hell would they care if it looked a conspiracy?  And what kind of last ditch efforts are available?  Currie blowing Deloss?

He said that the conference bigs have been threatening legal action if they all leave as a group.  Somebody call bigshotattorneycat and see if there are laws against that.

conference bigs?  like the fracking conference bigs that are leaving or our stupid fracking commissioner?  anyone can leave at whatever moment they want to leave.  

commissioner's office.

My friend said that there is a very "walking on eggshells" type feeling with all of this because of possible legal action by the commissioner to at the very least stall the move.  I don't know the legal ramifications of the move to add to the comment.

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« Reply #2318 on: June 10, 2010, 04:03:34 PM »
Beamz: Are you actually stupid enough to believe that OU, which can take its pick of the Pac-10 or SEC and whose officials said the school was joined at the hip with Texas, is working a package deal with KU?
Yeah, you probably are.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2319 on: June 10, 2010, 04:04:05 PM »
If it's gonna be such a huge pain in the ass for everyone to leave, why don't we all just stay together?
Y.N.W.A.

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« Reply #2320 on: June 10, 2010, 04:04:32 PM »
I would much rather be in a BCS* MWC  :excited: than gettin the hullabaloo beat out of me in the SEC  :curse:.  Hope Gill has some really good prayers  :pray: cause you may never win a conference title again in either sport (hell you can't even beat Tennessee's walk-ons :lol:)

*TCU Boise Utah BYU Houston KSU  :weirdrobert: Mizzou (if indeed you are the Okie sweetheart) beats the hell out of either the ACC or Big East

hope your right enjoy getting skvllfvcked   :thumbsup:
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #2321 on: June 10, 2010, 04:05:01 PM »
In a dog eat dog world of SEC Football.

This guy??





pffffffttttt...




That might be funny if he wasn't the runner-up for the Auburn job just a couple years ago.


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
He got passed over by Gene fracking Chizik!




Yeah, the same Gene Chizik that was d-coordinator at Auburn and Texas.  


In Chizik's first season, Iowa State finished 3-9. In 2008, Iowa State won their first two games against South Dakota State and Kent State before losing their final 10 games to finish the season 2–10. Among all 119 Division I FBS teams, the team ranked 111th in total defense, 115th in passing defense, and 95th in rushing defense.

This Gene Chizik?

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« Reply #2322 on: June 10, 2010, 04:07:39 PM »
I'm blowing up my email @ work.  LOL at working


Even though you'd assume that our conference leadership isn't THAT stupid, the teams are going to join the Pac10 one at a time to make it look like it isn't a conspiracy.  That's why you've heard OSU's name today, then you're going to hear Tech's name tomorrow/monday, then A&M, then OU/UT.  

My OSU friend - "90% chance of it happening.  Waiting on any last-ditch efforts from the conference."

 :flush:

why the hell would they care if it looked a conspiracy?  And what kind of last ditch efforts are available?  Currie blowing Deloss?

He said that the conference bigs have been threatening legal action if they all leave as a group.  Somebody call bigshotattorneycat and see if there are laws against that.

conference bigs?  like the fracking conference bigs that are leaving or our stupid fracking commissioner?  anyone can leave at whatever moment they want to leave.  

commissioner's office.

My friend said that there is a very "walking on eggshells" type feeling with all of this because of possible legal action by the commissioner to at the very least stall the move.  I don't know the legal ramifications of the move to add to the comment.

LOL.  So now all of a sudden the Commish grew some balls? 

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« Reply #2323 on: June 10, 2010, 04:08:33 PM »
Quote from:  Scott Van Pelt Show

"SEC sources have informed me that Texas A&M and Virginia Tech will be joining the SEC."



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« Reply #2324 on: June 10, 2010, 04:08:45 PM »
In a dog eat dog world of SEC Football.

This guy??





pffffffttttt...




That might be funny if he wasn't the runner-up for the Auburn job just a couple years ago.


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
He got passed over by Gene fracking Chizik!




Yeah, the same Gene Chizik that was d-coordinator at Auburn and Texas.  


In Chizik's first season, Iowa State finished 3-9. In 2008, Iowa State won their first two games against South Dakota State and Kent State before losing their final 10 games to finish the season 2–10. Among all 119 Division I FBS teams, the team ranked 111th in total defense, 115th in passing defense, and 95th in rushing defense.

This Gene Chizik?




Yeah, Iowa State sucks and is probably going to end up in the MAC.  He went 8-5 at Auburn last year.
 


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