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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19850 on: May 21, 2012, 07:41:33 AM »
Hey,

If you feel like reading a giant pile of steaming dog crap, here you go:

http://dev.chuckoliver.net/category/chadd/

lol.  that guy makes my purposely ridiculous self admiration look like self-hate.  I'm going to have to take it up a notch.

Odds on number ties that dude has masturbated in front of a full length mirror?  A bagillion?

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Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19851 on: May 21, 2012, 07:43:37 AM »
Hey,

If you feel like reading a giant pile of steaming dog crap, here you go:

http://dev.chuckoliver.net/category/chadd/

lol.  that guy makes my purposely ridiculous self admiration look like self-hate.  I'm going to have to take it up a notch.

In the end, it was foolish of me (who has been always right) to not properly take into account how stupid other people are.
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« Reply #19852 on: May 21, 2012, 07:47:39 AM »
@theDudeofWV is steaming mad at Petro for validating Chad Scott.

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« Reply #19853 on: May 21, 2012, 07:48:37 AM »
Yikes, you shouldn't run a "dev" server in production.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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« Reply #19854 on: May 21, 2012, 07:49:22 AM »
Yikes, you shouldn't run a "dev" server in production.

is there some way we can exploit that to humiliate him? 

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« Reply #19855 on: May 21, 2012, 07:54:27 AM »
The Big 12 is a "hodge-podge" of schools.  Really?

What kind of kinship does a school in the Panhandle of Florida (The Panhandle of Florida through a corridor running down the middle of Florida to the Everglades may hold the single highest concentration of Rednecks in the United States) feel with a school in Pittsburgh, PA, Syracuse, NY, and Boston, MA?

I always love the "Other Big 12 Schools will grow tired of Texas making so much money", Really?  Then everyone must be pretty tired already, because they already make more money than any other NCAA school. 

Grant of Rights a bad thing?   You don't think John Swofford doesn't wish he had a 13 year GoR deal across the ACC right now?

Schools can't change their minds?  Last summer isn't this summer.





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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19856 on: May 21, 2012, 07:54:55 AM »
@theDudeofWV is steaming mad at Petro for validating Chad Scott.

With good reason.

Petro is pissed about Syracuse looking like a bitch in this process. 

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« Reply #19857 on: May 21, 2012, 07:59:08 AM »
The Big 12 is a "hodge-podge" of schools.  Really?

What kind of kinship does a school in the Panhandle of Florida (The Panhandle of Florida through a corridor running down the middle of Florida to the Everglades may hold the single highest concentration of Rednecks in the United States) feel with a school in Pittsburgh, PA, Syracuse, NY, and Boston, MA?

I always love the "Other Big 12 Schools will grow tired of Texas making so much money", Really?  Then everyone must be pretty tired already, because they already make more money than any other NCAA school. 

Grant of Rights a bad thing?   You don't think John Swofford doesn't wish he had a 13 year GoR deal across the ACC right now?

Schools can't change their minds?  Last summer isn't this summer.

As long as Kansas State University makes more money than the likes of Syracuse, North Carolina, and Georgia Tech, Texas is LOVED by it's conference mates.

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« Reply #19858 on: May 21, 2012, 08:01:42 AM »
Chip Brown is tweeting his rough ridin' ass off about how 14 teams is a bad idea.  At this point, I am not certain that Deloss Dodds isn't literally logged into Chip's account.

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« Reply #19859 on: May 21, 2012, 08:03:48 AM »
The Big 12 is a "hodge-podge" of schools.  Really?

What kind of kinship does a school in the Panhandle of Florida (The Panhandle of Florida through a corridor running down the middle of Florida to the Everglades may hold the single highest concentration of Rednecks in the United States) feel with a school in Pittsburgh, PA, Syracuse, NY, and Boston, MA?

I always love the "Other Big 12 Schools will grow tired of Texas making so much money", Really?  Then everyone must be pretty tired already, because they already make more money than any other NCAA school. 

Grant of Rights a bad thing?   You don't think John Swofford doesn't wish he had a 13 year GoR deal across the ACC right now?

Schools can't change their minds?  Last summer isn't this summer.

As long as Kansas State University makes more money than the likes of Syracuse, North Carolina, and Georgia Tech, Texas is LOVED by it's conference mates.


yeah. texas could make 400 gajillion dollars a year but as long as kstate is making around the same amount as pretty much every other college in the nation then who gaf?   :dunno:

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« Reply #19860 on: May 21, 2012, 08:07:14 AM »
people get so mad that someone out there may be getting more than their fair share.  the hilarious thing is that Texas isn't even getting more than their share, if anything their share should be more than that. 

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« Reply #19861 on: May 21, 2012, 08:09:29 AM »
people get so mad that someone out there may be getting more than their fair share.  the hilarious thing is that Texas isn't even getting more than their share, if anything their share should be more than that.

I know.  I am amazed by that as well.

I am convinced there are some people who are consumed by that sort of thing...I think it's a genetic disorder or something.


I am OK with Texas getting every single best recruit ever for the rest of human kind and stuff.  OK with it.  No problem what so ever.  None. 

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« Reply #19862 on: May 21, 2012, 08:09:39 AM »
All this talk of fsu and Clemson is fun and all but the ONLY team that really moves the needle is nd.  Dodds knows that, thank God.

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« Reply #19863 on: May 21, 2012, 08:10:19 AM »
All this talk of fsu and Clemson is fun and all but the ONLY team that really moves the needle is nd.  Dodds knows that, thank God.

You just typed false statements.

FSU and Clemson "move the needle."  Those are true statements.

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« Reply #19864 on: May 21, 2012, 08:11:29 AM »
btw, great work in the twitter, Pete  :thumbs:

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19865 on: May 21, 2012, 08:11:54 AM »
ND isn't jumping into our 10 team conference without some significant landscape changes.  We must force their hand. 

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« Reply #19866 on: May 21, 2012, 08:17:26 AM »
All this talk of fsu and Clemson is fun and all but the ONLY team that really moves the needle is nd.  Dodds knows that, thank God.

You just typed false statements.

FSU and Clemson "move the needle."  Those are true statements.

Only insomuch as they help us get nd.

Also if Ksu got their "fair share" we'd get about a fifth of what ut would get....we should worship at their feet that they have allowed us to participate.  That's the reality...we are very fortunate.

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« Reply #19867 on: May 21, 2012, 08:18:04 AM »
But gosh, according to Tigerboard last summer, if there was equal revenue sharing and a conference wide TV network, mu would start to land a lot more of those 5 star Texas kids, and mu would actually win a conference title in football.  Because if the equal revenue sharing across all 3 tier's happened, mu would still make . . . about half of what Texas makes every year, but golly they'd feel better about themselves.    Just like they're going to make $30-$40 million less every year than the top of the SEC even with everybody holding hands and sharing equal pieces of the same pie. 

Plus, its just laughable to say FSU and Clemson don't move the needle

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« Reply #19868 on: May 21, 2012, 08:22:39 AM »
But gosh, according to Tigerboard last summer, if there was equal revenue sharing and a conference wide TV network, mu would start to land a lot more of those 5 star Texas kids, and mu would actually win a conference title in football.  Because if the equal revenue sharing across all 3 tier's happened, mu would still make . . . about half of what Texas makes every year, but golly they'd feel better about themselves.    Just like they're going to make $30-$40 million less every year than the top of the SEC even with everybody holding hands and sharing equal pieces of the same pie. 

Plus, its just laughable to say FSU and Clemson don't move the needle

Yes, they're clearly such prized possessions that the big 12 is falling all over themselves to get them...stupid bitch...stupid stupid bitch

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« Reply #19869 on: May 21, 2012, 08:26:55 AM »
But gosh, according to Tigerboard last summer, if there was equal revenue sharing and a conference wide TV network, mu would start to land a lot more of those 5 star Texas kids, and mu would actually win a conference title in football.  Because if the equal revenue sharing across all 3 tier's happened, mu would still make . . . about half of what Texas makes every year, but golly they'd feel better about themselves.    Just like they're going to make $30-$40 million less every year than the top of the SEC even with everybody holding hands and sharing equal pieces of the same pie. 

Plus, its just laughable to say FSU and Clemson don't move the needle

Yes, they're clearly such prized possessions that the big 12 is falling all over themselves to get them...stupid bitch...stupid stupid bitch

Where did I say the Big 12 was falling all over themselves?

FSU has played in some of the highest rated college football games in ESPN history, including the highest rated.   

Now the denialists of Tigerboard are back on their academic association kick.   Well FSU has been in the ACC for 20 years, and that regal status has elevated FSU's USNWR academic ranking to . . . #102.   


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« Reply #19870 on: May 21, 2012, 08:31:19 AM »
nobody in the history of conference realignment has given a crap about academics.  has always been a stupid talking point. 

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« Reply #19871 on: May 21, 2012, 08:34:39 AM »
nobody in the history of conference realignment has given a crap about academics.  has always been a stupid talking point.

Yes...the only teams who talk academics are the ones who moved, and the ones who are going to be left behind.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #19872 on: May 21, 2012, 08:37:42 AM »
The Big 12 is a "hodge-podge" of schools.  Really?

What kind of kinship does a school in the Panhandle of Florida (The Panhandle of Florida through a corridor running down the middle of Florida to the Everglades may hold the single highest concentration of Rednecks in the United States) feel with a school in Pittsburgh, PA, Syracuse, NY, and Boston, MA?

I always love the "Other Big 12 Schools will grow tired of Texas making so much money", Really?  Then everyone must be pretty tired already, because they already make more money than any other NCAA school. 

Grant of Rights a bad thing?   You don't think John Swofford doesn't wish he had a 13 year GoR deal across the ACC right now?

Schools can't change their minds?  Last summer isn't this summer.



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« Reply #19873 on: May 21, 2012, 08:55:16 AM »
Chadd with two d's is so effing awesome.

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« Reply #19874 on: May 21, 2012, 08:55:59 AM »
Yikes, you shouldn't run a "dev" server in production.

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