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« Reply #19825 on: May 20, 2012, 10:15:03 PM »
I think people are thinking too much into this.  Yes, twelve teams with FSU and ND is the home run of home runs, but I think most people (rightly) in the Big 12 realize that if you have a chance to walk away with FSU, Clemson, ND, and someone from the GT/Pitt/VT/Miami pool, you take it and run.

Texas is going to try and slow play this, but I don't think the rest of the conference is going to let them do it.  By hitting the ACC hard, the Big East will get hit hard, and Notre Dame is looking for some place to drop non-revenue sports.  If the Big 12 strikes hard and gets good schools, and they continue to explore this relationship with the SEC, it's going to be pretty clear that we're going to be rolling in so much cash it will be embarrassing.

And there's only one conference out there that will let you have your own conference network.  Imagine what Notre Dame would make with our "potential" deals and their own network?

It would be absurd.

Schools are guaranteed only 1 football game (home game) to be aired by their own network, correct? And all other sports, all home games not picked up by ESPN/ABC and Fox. Hardly a chance that ND football games would not be selected for ABC/ESPN or FOX, right? Is that 1 football game enough of a tipping point?

Or am I missing something else?

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« Reply #19826 on: May 20, 2012, 10:20:20 PM »
Pan, after spending today and most of yesterday reading Shaggybevo posts, it doesn't look like we will see ND joining us until 2016.  It's not all bad though, Deloss Dodds is wanting time to get them to agree to join and get an school that they would prefer.  That's why he doesn't want to go past twelve, until we get ND.  Otherwise, there is very little value to go 14-16.  Dodds is a genius in my opinion.
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« Reply #19827 on: May 20, 2012, 10:24:02 PM »
Pan, after spending today and most of yesterday reading Shaggybevo posts, it doesn't look like we will see ND joining us until 2016.  It's not all bad though, Deloss Dodds is wanting time to get them to agree to join and get an school that they would prefer.  That's why he doesn't want to go past twelve, until we get ND.  Otherwise, there is very little value to go 14-16.  Dodds is a genius in my opinion.
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Unless we have a chance to add 4 quality schools now, but stop at 12 hoping for ND, only to have ND balk and miss out on whoever the 13, 14 teams were.
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« Reply #19828 on: May 20, 2012, 10:28:51 PM »
Luv this quote from Shaggybevo...
I keep forgetting that it's only 4 more months until ultimate Aggie Misery kicks in and Looch just loses it. They really still have no idea how ugly it's going to be... Instead of talking crap about realignment and being contrarian, they really need to be doing kegel exercises.
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« Reply #19829 on: May 20, 2012, 10:29:48 PM »
What options does the ACC have to slow down or stop this from happening?

IMO, they have to work with big 10 and PAC to make sure that only conference champions can go to the playoffs.  They have to convince FSU/Clem to wait long enough to let things play out.  Then they have to get ND and ESPN in a room together.  Ask ESPN to reopen the TV contract for negotiations yet again to allow the ACC schools to keep their 3rd tier rights.

ND joins the ACC.  FSU/Clem stay in the ACC.  The ACC signs a new contract for mega bucks.  ESPN is thrilled to have 1st AND 2nd tier rights for ND, because that means they'll get about 7 Irish home games on their networks per year.  ND is happy to be in a prestigious (academic) conference.  ND is happy to be able to market its 3rd tier rights on the new Irish network (1 football plus a bunch of basketball and other crap).  FSU/Clem are happy that they get to stay in a conference that makes geographic sense and that is no longer run solely by Tobacco Road schools.

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« Reply #19830 on: May 20, 2012, 10:30:44 PM »
Pan, after spending today and most of yesterday reading Shaggybevo posts, it doesn't look like we will see ND joining us until 2016.  It's not all bad though, Deloss Dodds is wanting time to get them to agree to join and get an school that they would prefer.  That's why he doesn't want to go past twelve, until we get ND.  Otherwise, there is very little value to go 14-16.  Dodds is a genius in my opinion.
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Unless we have a chance to add 4 quality schools now, but stop at 12 hoping for ND, only to have ND balk and miss out on whoever the 13, 14 teams were.
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« Reply #19831 on: May 20, 2012, 10:33:35 PM »
What options does the ACC have to slow down or stop this from happening?

IMO, they have to work with big 10 and PAC to make sure that only conference champions can go to the playoffs.  They have to convince FSU/Clem to wait long enough to let things play out.  Then they have to get ND and ESPN in a room together.  Ask ESPN to reopen the TV contract for negotiations yet again to allow the ACC schools to keep their 3rd tier rights.

ND joins the ACC.  FSU/Clem stay in the ACC.  The ACC signs a new contract for mega bucks.  ESPN is thrilled to have 1st AND 2nd tier rights for ND, because that means they'll get about 7 Irish home games on their networks per year.  ND is happy to be in a prestigious (academic) conference.  ND is happy to be able to market its 3rd tier rights on the new Irish network (1 football plus a bunch of basketball and other crap).  FSU/Clem are happy that they get to stay in a conference that makes geographic sense and that is no longer run solely by Tobacco Road schools.
FSU and Clemson will be in the Big 12, as per agreement this summer. 
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« Reply #19832 on: May 20, 2012, 10:38:39 PM »
I think people are thinking too much into this.  Yes, twelve teams with FSU and ND is the home run of home runs, but I think most people (rightly) in the Big 12 realize that if you have a chance to walk away with FSU, Clemson, ND, and someone from the GT/Pitt/VT/Miami pool, you take it and run.

Texas is going to try and slow play this, but I don't think the rest of the conference is going to let them do it.  By hitting the ACC hard, the Big East will get hit hard, and Notre Dame is looking for some place to drop non-revenue sports.  If the Big 12 strikes hard and gets good schools, and they continue to explore this relationship with the SEC, it's going to be pretty clear that we're going to be rolling in so much cash it will be embarrassing.

And there's only one conference out there that will let you have your own conference network.  Imagine what Notre Dame would make with our "potential" deals and their own network?

It would be absurd.

Schools are guaranteed only 1 football game (home game) to be aired by their own network, correct? And all other sports, all home games not picked up by ESPN/ABC and Fox. Hardly a chance that ND football games would not be selected for ABC/ESPN or FOX, right? Is that 1 football game enough of a tipping point?

Or am I missing something else?

Texas gets two games.  They may get three games this year.

It's more than one football game.  It's basketball games.  It's women's sports.  It's Olympic sports.

Notre Dame is a national university.  Poll most Americans, and a significant number probably have no idea that they're even located in Indiana.

Their Tier 3 rights, in all sports, would be worth as much as the LHN.

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« Reply #19833 on: May 20, 2012, 10:39:13 PM »
Remember that Dodds is trying to get ND as no. 13.  We will find a traving partner for ND for no. 14.  SEC does not want to expand for a few years to see how 14 works for them.  Dodds wants to have a similar number to match SEC for cross matches.
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« Reply #19834 on: May 20, 2012, 10:48:04 PM »
Pan, after spending today and most of yesterday reading Shaggybevo posts, it doesn't look like we will see ND joining us until 2016.  It's not all bad though, Deloss Dodds is wanting time to get them to agree to join and get an school that they would prefer.  That's why he doesn't want to go past twelve, until we get ND.  Otherwise, there is very little value to go 14-16.  Dodds is a genius in my opinion.
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Are we making some sort of assumption that they would come in 2013?  Because the earliest you could get them away from existing contracts would most likely be 2015 at the earliest.

Notre Dame is the long range plan.  Realignment is slow.  Change takes time; there's legal and political crap you have to deal with.

The Irish are worth waiting for.

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« Reply #19835 on: May 20, 2012, 10:50:06 PM »
Remember that Dodds is trying to get ND as no. 13.  We will find a traving partner for ND for no. 14.  SEC does not want to expand for a few years to see how 14 works for them.  Dodds wants to have a similar number to match SEC for cross matches.

Notre Dame doesn't need a travel partner.  They want a friend.

Pitt is a friend.  Who happens to be the primary rival and a great travel partner for our current #10.

They also happen to be an AAU school, which we probably care about at some level.

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« Reply #19836 on: May 20, 2012, 10:51:01 PM »
Remember that Dodds is trying to get ND as no. 13.  We will find a traving partner for ND for no. 14.  SEC does not want to expand for a few years to see how 14 works for them.  Dodds wants to have a similar number to match SEC for cross matches.

Notre Dame doesn't need a travel partner.  They want a friend.

Pitt is a friend.  Who happens to be the primary rival and a great travel partner for our current #10.

They also happen to be an AAU school, which we probably care about at some level.

Would rather have Georgia Tech.  Really really don't want Pitt.
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« Reply #19837 on: May 20, 2012, 10:58:15 PM »
Am I the only one who would say eff-you to FSU & Clemson if it meant we could add ND & Pitt and stop at 12?

-Only 8 conference games
-Division 1: OU, OSU, UT, ISU, KU, KSU
-Division 2: ND, Pitt, WVU, Tech, Baylor, TCU
-Allow only UT & ND to set every year cross rival and do what SEC did for 20 years or set 1 cross rival for everyone
-Setup basketball with 16 game conf. schedule with 4 pods (first 3 & last 3 in divisions above) which every team plays each other 4 times over 3 years
-Play everyone in your pod home-home every year, rotate other pod to do home-home with on 3 year rotation cycle
-Everyone is happy, no real reason for UT and ND to push for more expansion
-If you wanted you could swap ISU, KU, KSU for Tech, Baylor, TCU for North/South again (although I though ND would fight like hell against having KU, KSU, ISU in their division over 3 Texas schools).

I would rather have FSU than Notre Dame. At least I can remember a time when FSU was relevant.

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« Reply #19838 on: May 20, 2012, 10:58:26 PM »
Remember when they mocked our academics?  Whose Who's the smarty now?

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« Reply #19839 on: May 20, 2012, 11:02:24 PM »
Remember that Dodds is trying to get ND as no. 13.  We will find a traving partner for ND for no. 14.  SEC does not want to expand for a few years to see how 14 works for them.  Dodds wants to have a similar number to match SEC for cross matches.

Notre Dame doesn't need a travel partner.  They want a friend.

Pitt is a friend.  Who happens to be the primary rival and a great travel partner for our current #10.

They also happen to be an AAU school, which we probably care about at some level.

Would rather have Georgia Tech.  Really really don't want Pitt.

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The Fighting Irish's longtime rivalry with the Pittsburgh Panthers, Notre Dame's fifth most played football opponent, began in 1909 and there have been no more than two consecutive seasons without two teams meeting each other except between 1913–1929, 1938–1942, and 1979-1981. Since 1982, the Panthers have remained a relative fixture on the schedule. Notre Dame leads the series 44-20-1.[2] The longest game in Notre Dame history occurred between the two schools in 2008, when Pitt defeated ND in a record 4 overtimes by a field goal.

Michigan, Purdue, USC, and Navy are not options for them in the Big 12.  But, by God, they can bring in Pitt.  We already tried.

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« Reply #19840 on: May 20, 2012, 11:09:28 PM »
Remember that Dodds is trying to get ND as no. 13.  We will find a traving partner for ND for no. 14.  SEC does not want to expand for a few years to see how 14 works for them.  Dodds wants to have a similar number to match SEC for cross matches.

Notre Dame doesn't need a travel partner.  They want a friend.

Pitt is a friend.  Who happens to be the primary rival and a great travel partner for our current #10.

They also happen to be an AAU school, which we probably care about at some level.
True.  If we get ND to agree to join in 2016, then we'll be free to invite Pitt.  This could happen this summer.  This makes sense of Dodds statement of "take two and the rest will come."  He also said we may need to take 3 to get to 14.
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« Reply #19841 on: May 20, 2012, 11:11:38 PM »
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The ONLY way it will happen is if BigTen/SEC raid the ACC...first. I could see BigTen taking a 3 or 4 combo of Maryland, UVA, UNC, Duke. Then the SEC taking a 2 combo of Maryland, UVA, VA Tech, NCSU, or even GT or FSU (despite "gentlemen's agreement). That would weaken the ACC enough that FSU, Miami, Clemson would join the Big12 with no invites from the BigTen or SEC.

But that's the only way it happens.

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I'll say it again. There's no way an ACC school leaves for the Big12. No University president in his right mind would leave a league with:

Duke, UNC, UVA, VA Tech, GA Tech, Miami, Clemson, Pitt, Cuse, Maryland, and other top academic schools.

To affiliate with:

KU, KSU, ISU, TCU, Baylor, Texas Tech, West Virginia, Oklahoma State.

For academic and geographic reasons. University presidents (egg heads) and trustees make these decisions.

The ACC is also easier to win in football than the Big12, but that's a minor point compared to academics and geography.
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I still think UT and ND go to the BiG together...at least if the superconference thing happens.

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« Reply #19842 on: May 20, 2012, 11:27:08 PM »
Remember that Dodds is trying to get ND as no. 13.  We will find a traving partner for ND for no. 14.  SEC does not want to expand for a few years to see how 14 works for them.  Dodds wants to have a similar number to match SEC for cross matches.

Notre Dame doesn't need a travel partner.  They want a friend.

Pitt is a friend.  Who happens to be the primary rival and a great travel partner for our current #10.

They also happen to be an AAU school, which we probably care about at some level.
True.  If we get ND to agree to join in 2016, then we'll be free to invite Pitt.  This could happen this summer.  This makes sense of Dodds statement of "take two and the rest will come."  He also said we may need to take 3 to get to 14.

Here's the thing...we can take two now and leave Pitt/GT/VT in the ACC for however long we want to keep them there.  VT, GT, and Maryland will never sign a grant of rights because they'll all be looking for the SEC/Big Ten/Big 12 to come after them when the time is right.

Depending on how the playoff thing shakes out, ND isn't going to want to wait until 2016 to join a conference (should that be a pre-req).  If we have to get creative with their NBC contract in 2014 or 2015, whatever.  Or if we have to make 13 work with Pitt for a few years while ND is a partial member, whatever.

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« Reply #19843 on: May 20, 2012, 11:30:10 PM »
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But that's the only way it happens.

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I'll say it again. There's no way an ACC school leaves for the Big12. No University president in his right mind would leave a league with:

Duke, UNC, UVA, VA Tech, GA Tech, Miami, Clemson, Pitt, Cuse, Maryland, and other top academic schools.

To affiliate with:

KU, KSU, ISU, TCU, Baylor, Texas Tech, West Virginia, Oklahoma State.

For academic and geographic reasons. University presidents (egg heads) and trustees make these decisions.

The ACC is also easier to win in football than the Big12, but that's a minor point compared to academics and geography.
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I still think UT and ND go to the BiG together...at least if the superconference thing happens.
Somebody should give those boys some chocolates.  Why; because as Forest Gump said, "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get"  :lol:
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« Reply #19844 on: May 20, 2012, 11:32:12 PM »
Remember that Dodds is trying to get ND as no. 13.  We will find a traving partner for ND for no. 14.  SEC does not want to expand for a few years to see how 14 works for them.  Dodds wants to have a similar number to match SEC for cross matches.

Notre Dame doesn't need a travel partner.  They want a friend.

Pitt is a friend.  Who happens to be the primary rival and a great travel partner for our current #10.

They also happen to be an AAU school, which we probably care about at some level.
True.  If we get ND to agree to join in 2016, then we'll be free to invite Pitt.  This could happen this summer.  This makes sense of Dodds statement of "take two and the rest will come."  He also said we may need to take 3 to get to 14.

Here's the thing...we can take two now and leave Pitt/GT/VT in the ACC for however long we want to keep them there.  VT, GT, and Maryland will never sign a grant of rights because they'll all be looking for the SEC/Big Ten/Big 12 to come after them when the time is right.

Depending on how the playoff thing shakes out, ND isn't going to want to wait until 2016 to join a conference (should that be a pre-req).  If we have to get creative with their NBC contract in 2014 or 2015, whatever.  Or if we have to make 13 work with Pitt for a few years while ND is a partial member, whatever.

As long as the light at the end of the tunnel is coming from Touchdown Jesus, and he's raining money on us like Pacman Jones at a strip club, we'll do anything.
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« Reply #19845 on: May 20, 2012, 11:47:12 PM »
Somebody should give those boys some chocolates.  Why; because as Forest Gump said, "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get"  :lol:

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« Reply #19846 on: May 20, 2012, 11:58:25 PM »
Somebody should give those boys some chocolates.  Why; because as Forest Gump said, "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get"  :lol:

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« Reply #19847 on: May 21, 2012, 07:18:43 AM »
Louisville fans.  Lol.




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« Reply #19848 on: May 21, 2012, 07:24:37 AM »
Hey,

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« Reply #19849 on: May 21, 2012, 07:33:24 AM »
Hey,

If you feel like reading a giant pile of steaming dog crap, here you go:

http://dev.chuckoliver.net/category/chadd/

lol.  that guy makes my purposely ridiculous self admiration look like self-hate.  I'm going to have to take it up a notch.