Author Topic: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can.... (Read 5015579 times)

felix rex · « **Reply #8450 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:52:08 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on August 25, 2011, 12:15:19 PM

also, as has been covered previously, the idea of getting sloppy drunk in mormon-land is an incredibly exciting possibility to me.

I want to order a pizza at the hotel and see if all Mormons are as big as Doyel claimed.

jtksu · « **Reply #8451 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:12:25 PM »

Getting piss drunk while surrounded by Mormons does sound enticing but it comes with one serious drawback: actually being surrounded by Mormons. I hate preachy people and those guys are as preachy as it gets.

bakerman · « **Reply #8452 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:29:11 PM »

Dennis Dodd taking up a crusade for keeping SMU out of B12.

KITNfury · « **Reply #8453 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:38:36 PM »

Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on August 25, 2011, 01:29:11 PM

Dennis Dodd taking up a crusade for keeping SMU out of B12.

Probably pretty hard to figure out a reason to keep them out.

CNS · « **Reply #8454 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:45:42 PM »

Used to work with a hard core mormon. Other than not drinking soda, only using thr kind of ice that is real small like Sonic's ice, and only buying bread that already had crust cut off, he seemed like a good dude.

Seriously on the ice, he bought a special ice machine and took it to every job he officed at.

steve dave · « **Reply #8455 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:46:58 PM »

I'm going to make the jokes about all the wives to everyone, always, over and over

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #8456 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:51:10 PM »

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billyliucci Billy Liucci
Breaking: Texas A&M sends official notice to Dan Beebe and Big 12 that they will explore conference options.

DQ12 · « **Reply #8457 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:51:40 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on August 25, 2011, 01:51:10 PM

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billyliucci Billy Liucci
Breaking: Texas A&M sends official notice to Dan Beebe and Big 12 that they will explore conference options.

username · « **Reply #8458 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:03:07 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 25, 2011, 01:46:58 PM

I'm going to make the jokes about all the wives to everyone, always, over and over

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Brigham_Young's_wives

OK_Cat · « **Reply #8459 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:04:01 PM »

what should happen: "What's up, Notre Dame? Dan Beebe here. Ya know, I'm a quarter Catholic. So anyway, you guys wanna hook up or what?"

what will happen: "Hey, this is Dan Beebe. Can SMU come out and play?"

Panjandrum · « **Reply #8460 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:05:14 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on August 25, 2011, 01:51:10 PM

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billyliucci Billy Liucci
Breaking: Texas A&M sends official notice to Dan Beebe and Big 12 that they will explore conference options.

Meh. Bring on the Mormons.

DQ12 · « **Reply #8461 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:06:34 PM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on August 25, 2011, 02:05:14 PM

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on August 25, 2011, 01:51:10 PM
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billyliucci Billy Liucci
Breaking: Texas A&M sends official notice to Dan Beebe and Big 12 that they will explore conference options.

Meh. Bring on the Mormons.

BYU is a better cult anyways. Far less weird/militant than the Aggies.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #8462 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:11:16 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on August 25, 2011, 02:06:34 PM

Quote from: Panjandrum on August 25, 2011, 02:05:14 PM
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on August 25, 2011, 01:51:10 PM
Quote
billyliucci Billy Liucci
Breaking: Texas A&M sends official notice to Dan Beebe and Big 12 that they will explore conference options.

Meh. Bring on the Mormons.
BYU is a better cult anyways. Far less weird/militant than the Aggies.

For the most part, I've found Mormons that I know to be very friendly and amiable. Eccentric, but at least they don't worship dead dogs and defend their field with a bunch of fake soldiers that are actually cheerleaders.

bakerman · « **Reply #8463 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:14:41 PM »

Quote from: username on August 25, 2011, 02:03:07 PM

Quote from: steve dave on August 25, 2011, 01:46:58 PM
I'm going to make the jokes about all the wives to everyone, always, over and over

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Brigham_Young's_wives

that chart makes your head hurt...

MadCat · « **Reply #8464 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:15:27 PM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on August 25, 2011, 02:11:16 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on August 25, 2011, 02:06:34 PM
Quote from: Panjandrum on August 25, 2011, 02:05:14 PM
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on August 25, 2011, 01:51:10 PM
Quote
billyliucci Billy Liucci
Breaking: Texas A&M sends official notice to Dan Beebe and Big 12 that they will explore conference options.

Meh. Bring on the Mormons.
BYU is a better cult anyways. Far less weird/militant than the Aggies.

For the most part, I've found Mormons that I know to be very friendly and amiable. Eccentric, but at least they don't worship dead dogs and defend their field with a bunch of fake soldiers that are actually cheerleaders.

Don't forget the milkmen.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #8465 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:17:40 PM »

Their butt hurt fight song is going to be hilarious if they don't play Texas any more.

AppleJack · « **Reply #8466 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:19:07 PM »

Was in SLC yesterday. Weird, weird city - but nice. Those people don't jaywalk. I was stunned. I was afraid to go out and drink. Can they have alcohol

Tobias · « **Reply #8467 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:35:33 PM »

do have to give it to them for being easy to find your way around the city after a long day of pak'ing

bakerman · « **Reply #8468 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:49:15 PM »

810 caller: "Hey I just wanted to know, if A&M does bolt, what does that mean for Kansas/Kansas St. I mean this is Kansas City. Should Kansas go out and recruit teams for the Big 12 or should they just go to the Big 10?"

Panjandrum · « **Reply #8469 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:53:55 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on August 25, 2011, 02:35:33 PM

do have to give it to them for being easy to find your way around the city after a long day of pak'ing

SLC is the best large city to get around in. Period.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #8470 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:56:15 PM »

i love SLC, fwiw. cool place.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #8471 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:58:50 PM »

So it sounds like SLC/BYU (and Provo by proxy) gets the goEMAW vote. Do we need to get a petition or something together and signed by BSAC so he can send it off to Beebe?

steve dave · « **Reply #8472 on:** August 25, 2011, 03:04:13 PM »

Should fuel excellent religious themed GPC Premium message board threads.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #8473 on:** August 25, 2011, 03:10:07 PM »

http://aol.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2011-08-25/texas-am-notifies-big-12-of-exploring-conference-affiliations-sec-dan-beebe

Warm up the search committee.

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Dear Commissioner Beebe:

As you know, the Texas A&M Board of Regents has authorized me to take action relating to Texas A&M University's conference alignment. While this letter is not a notice of Texas A&M's withdrawal from the Big 12 Conference (the "Conference"), we are exploring our options. There has been a great deal of speculation and comment in the media about Texas A&M leaving the Conference, including discussions of other institutions joining the Conference.

If Texas A&M withdraws from the Conference, we want to do so in a way that complies with the Bylaws and is supportive of your efforts to seek a new member of the Conference. We would appreciate your conferring with the other member institutions and outlining for us the process to be followed by Texas A&M should it withdraw from the Conference.

We look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

R. Bowen Loftin

President

bakerman · « **Reply #8474 on:** August 25, 2011, 03:12:04 PM »

Someone on twitter just said that the new Big 12 bylaws for withdrawing include dissolving your athletic program.

anyone able to confirm or deny?