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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7075 on: June 22, 2011, 09:16:04 AM »
So "worldly" over 100K ku alumni live within a couple of hours of Kansas City.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7076 on: June 22, 2011, 09:37:35 AM »
It's a universally known fact that all KU grads move to one of two places: Lenexa or Paris
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7077 on: June 22, 2011, 10:08:36 AM »
It's a universally known fact that all KU grads move to one of two places: Lenexa or Paris
Hicks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris,_Texas

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7078 on: June 22, 2011, 11:07:12 AM »
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Get out of Manhattan and travel around you'll see what I mean.

Love when KU fans play the cosmopolitan card.

I can assure you that this KSU grad has been to multiple countries and spent at least one night in 30+ states at least 2 to 3 times as many cities...

And no one conference other than the Big East had any intention of offering KU.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7079 on: June 22, 2011, 11:25:28 AM »
True story: The only ku grad I know to get a job out of the Kansas City area...... went to vet school at KSU.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7080 on: June 22, 2011, 11:42:17 AM »
True story: The only ku grad I know to get a job out of the Kansas City area...... went to vet school at KSU.

I know one tending bar in Estes Park, CO.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7081 on: June 22, 2011, 12:21:11 PM »
Duke and UNC are in the SEC now? 

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7082 on: June 22, 2011, 12:31:01 PM »
Duke and UNC are in the SEC now? 

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7083 on: June 22, 2011, 12:48:31 PM »
Duke and UNC are in the SEC now? 

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I'm sure SkinnyBenny had a seizure reading the original post due to the syntax, but I had to read twice before I realized the phogtard meant an SEC basketball rivalry that would rival UNC/DUKE.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7084 on: June 22, 2011, 01:38:39 PM »
I didn't, actually.  I had a seizure because I was so worried KU was gonna go to the SEC and leave us out in the cold!
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7085 on: July 07, 2011, 08:55:45 PM »
Wish someone found this last year...
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7086 on: July 07, 2011, 09:02:25 PM »
Wish someone found this last year...

lol at Baylor

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7087 on: July 07, 2011, 10:27:58 PM »
love how you guys mock KU when realignment talk comes around because they mention KU basketball.  at least that's something.  meanwhile k-state has our soil judgers and tractor pullers.  ggs.


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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7088 on: July 07, 2011, 10:30:02 PM »
love how you guys mock KU when realignment talk comes around because they mention KU basketball.  at least that's something.  meanwhile k-state has our soil judgers and tractor pullers.  ggs.

no one mentioned ku

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7089 on: July 07, 2011, 10:33:09 PM »
'Sclams is just going full-on squawk, finally.  Nothing to see here.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7090 on: July 07, 2011, 10:38:41 PM »
Yeah no one even mentioned UKans or whatever. Meanwhile, squawkclams' validation meter just broke the mercury. No worries, squawkclams...false alarm

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7091 on: July 07, 2011, 10:44:06 PM »
(Squawk thing is done, FYI.)
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #7092 on: July 07, 2011, 11:01:25 PM »
you freaking reets should re-read the thread if you don't think anyone mentioned ku...  :flush: 

lulz were had...


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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
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Re: and it begins......
« Reply #7095 on: July 10, 2011, 08:41:45 PM »
it's a good thing you're no longer in the conference.  just to f with you Texas would make it the Nebraska game and then force all of those corn hat wearers to buy the subscription and watch their team lose.

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Academics is a stupid word.

Academic schools are synonymous for being rich, powerful and exclusive, three things Kansas State is not.

So when people throw the word "academics" around, that's really what they are referencing.

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Re: and it begins......
« Reply #7096 on: July 10, 2011, 08:42:02 PM »
cigar thread bro.
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Re: and it begins......
« Reply #7097 on: July 10, 2011, 08:47:03 PM »
Waiting for DaxiPad to coming swooping in wearing his polyester superhero costume. Come on Daxi put your intellectual ( cough, cough) spin on this so you can explain it to your brethren.  You guys can't see what's coming can you? Effing classic!!!  :lol: :lol:

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Re: and it begins......
« Reply #7098 on: July 10, 2011, 08:53:08 PM »
Hilarious how Texas still owns you even after you cried and left the conference.

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Re: and it begins......
« Reply #7099 on: July 10, 2011, 08:54:41 PM »
Hilarious how Texas still owns you even after you cried and left the conference.
Good one  :thumbsup: