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« Reply #6075 on: September 01, 2010, 12:33:38 PM »
So are they just waiting for their Big XII invite?   :dunno:
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #6076 on: September 01, 2010, 01:15:07 PM »
Starting to get a little jealous of BYU.  6 year football series with Notre Dame and 8-year contract with ESPN for football.

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« Reply #6077 on: September 01, 2010, 01:25:25 PM »
Exactly. I think they want to start a friendly rivalry with Mizzou so that they can make trips every year to see where Jesus was from.

I smell a neutral site game in Independence!
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« Reply #6078 on: September 01, 2010, 01:28:43 PM »
Exactly. I think they want to start a friendly rivalry with Mizzou so that they can make trips every year to see where Jesus was from.

I smell a neutral site game in Independence!

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« Reply #6079 on: September 01, 2010, 01:29:27 PM »
Everyone needs a stormin' Mormon in their life.
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« Reply #6080 on: September 01, 2010, 01:30:06 PM »
Everyone needs a stormin' Mormon in their life.

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« Reply #6081 on: September 01, 2010, 01:44:38 PM »
Exactly. I think they want to start a friendly rivalry with Mizzou so that they can make trips every year to see where Jesus was from.

I smell a neutral site game in Independence!

 :pray: that those people post on this board. PLEASE let Steve Dave be a mormon. :users:

FWIW, if I get BYU fans over here you all owe me.
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« Reply #6082 on: September 01, 2010, 01:46:28 PM »
Also, would love to see BYU in the Big XII.  BYU>>>>>CU in like everything.
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« Reply #6083 on: September 01, 2010, 01:46:33 PM »
Exactly. I think they want to start a friendly rivalry with Mizzou so that they can make trips every year to see where Jesus was from.

I smell a neutral site game in Independence!

 :pray: that those people post on this board. PLEASE let Steve Dave be a mormon. :users:

FWIW, if I get BYU fans over here you all owe me.

Bullshit.  Have you ever talked to a mormon?  They're all rough ridin' INSANE.  Not "cute/funny" insane, either.  

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« Reply #6084 on: September 01, 2010, 01:50:31 PM »
Exactly. I think they want to start a friendly rivalry with Mizzou so that they can make trips every year to see where Jesus was from.

I smell a neutral site game in Independence!

 :pray: that those people post on this board. PLEASE let Steve Dave be a mormon. :users:

FWIW, if I get BYU fans over here you all owe me.

Bullshit.  Have you ever talked to a mormon?  They're all fracking INSANE.  Not "cute/funny" insane, either.  

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« Reply #6085 on: September 01, 2010, 01:51:01 PM »

Don't the get like free PJs for life? The only catch is the have to like wear them under normal clothes all the time.
FWIW, if I get BYU fans over here you all owe me.
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« Reply #6086 on: September 01, 2010, 01:57:30 PM »
So yea apparently the fans said they would jump all over any Big XII invite.  I guess their Prez was asked about joining the Big XII conference and he avoided the question by saying he would make a decision that would be in the school's best interest.
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« Reply #6087 on: September 01, 2010, 01:58:47 PM »
There is absolutely zero chance that BYU would get a Big12 invite.  They bring nothing to the table.  SLC?  GTFOOMF.

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« Reply #6088 on: September 01, 2010, 02:01:30 PM »
Also, would love to see BYU in the Big XII.  BYU>>>>>CU in like everything.

Not to sure of the exactness, but isn't there alcohol laws in Mormon Land that are far worse than Kansas?

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #6089 on: September 01, 2010, 02:09:54 PM »
Starting to get a little jealous of BYU.  6 year football series with Notre Dame and 8-year contract with ESPN for football.

On the other hand, no Dr. Pepper.

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« Reply #6090 on: September 01, 2010, 02:11:47 PM »
Also, would love to see BYU in the Big XII.  BYU>>>>>CU in like everything.

Not to sure of the exactness, but isn't there alcohol laws in Mormon Land that are far worse than Kansas?

Yes, bars close at like 12 every night. Would be a terrible place to pak

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #6091 on: September 01, 2010, 02:12:25 PM »
Starting to get a little jealous of BYU.  6 year football series with Notre Dame and 8-year contract with ESPN for football.

On the other hand, no Dr. Pepper.
  schadjoe showed other schools on their schedule: all WAC  :barf:

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #6092 on: September 01, 2010, 02:15:39 PM »
Starting to get a little jealous of BYU.  6 year football series with Notre Dame and 8-year contract with ESPN for football.

On the other hand, no Dr. Pepper.

No more Dr. Pepper for us either after this year.

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Re: BYU
« Reply #6093 on: September 01, 2010, 02:19:00 PM »
There is absolutely zero chance that BYU would get a Big12 invite.  They bring nothing to the table.  SLC?  GTFOOMF.

They actually bring quite a bit.  They definitely would have been an improvement over Colorado in nearly every way.  In fact, bringing in Arkansas and BYU(it won't happen) could be a net upgrade over NU and CU, because while Nebraska is a pretty valuable piece, CU brings nothing.

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« Reply #6094 on: September 01, 2010, 02:22:18 PM »
There is absolutely zero chance that BYU would get a Big12 invite.  They bring nothing to the table.  SLC?  GTFOOMF.

They actually bring quite a bit.  They definitely would have been an improvement over Colorado in nearly every way.  In fact, bringing in Arkansas and BYU(it won't happen) could be a net upgrade over NU and CU, because while Nebraska is a pretty valuable piece, CU brings nothing.



They bring nothing.  SLC isn't a big market by any means, and the travel would be an extra 500ish miles past Boulder.  The only reason to bring a team in is for tv $$$, and SLC doesn't bring enough of that to counter-act the distance.

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« Reply #6095 on: September 01, 2010, 02:23:35 PM »
I thought SLC was one of the fastest growing markets.   :confused:
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Re: BYU
« Reply #6096 on: September 01, 2010, 02:24:13 PM »
There is absolutely zero chance that BYU would get a Big12 invite.  They bring nothing to the table.  SLC?  GTFOOMF.

They actually bring quite a bit.  They definitely would have been an improvement over Colorado in nearly every way.  In fact, bringing in Arkansas and BYU(it won't happen) could be a net upgrade over NU and CU, because while Nebraska is a pretty valuable piece, CU brings nothing.


GTFOOMF

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« Reply #6097 on: September 01, 2010, 02:24:42 PM »
There is absolutely zero chance that BYU would get a Big12 invite.  They bring nothing to the table.  SLC?  GTFOOMF.

They actually bring quite a bit.  They definitely would have been an improvement over Colorado in nearly every way.  In fact, bringing in Arkansas and BYU(it won't happen) could be a net upgrade over NU and CU, because while Nebraska is a pretty valuable piece, CU brings nothing.



They bring nothing.  SLC isn't a big market by any means, and the travel would be an extra 500ish miles past Boulder.  The only reason to bring a team in is for tv $$$, and SLC doesn't bring enough of that to counter-act the distance.

You realize that SLC doesn't really matter don't you? A lot of mormons nationwide tend to watch BYU or attempt to go there. It's basically the Notre Dame for mormons
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« Reply #6098 on: September 01, 2010, 02:26:56 PM »
There is absolutely zero chance that BYU would get a Big12 invite.  They bring nothing to the table.  SLC?  GTFOOMF.

They actually bring quite a bit.  They definitely would have been an improvement over Colorado in nearly every way.  In fact, bringing in Arkansas and BYU(it won't happen) could be a net upgrade over NU and CU, because while Nebraska is a pretty valuable piece, CU brings nothing.



They bring nothing.  SLC isn't a big market by any means, and the travel would be an extra 500ish miles past Boulder.  The only reason to bring a team in is for tv $$$, and SLC doesn't bring enough of that to counter-act the distance.

You realize that SLC doesn't really matter don't you? A lot of mormons nationwide tend to watch BYU or attempt to go there. It's basically the Notre Dame for mormons

Let me know when Mormons aren't bat-crap crazy and actually matter.

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« Reply #6099 on: September 01, 2010, 02:28:18 PM »
There is absolutely zero chance that BYU would get a Big12 invite.  They bring nothing to the table.  SLC?  GTFOOMF.

They actually bring quite a bit.  They definitely would have been an improvement over Colorado in nearly every way.  In fact, bringing in Arkansas and BYU(it won't happen) could be a net upgrade over NU and CU, because while Nebraska is a pretty valuable piece, CU brings nothing.


GTFOOMF

CU brings beautiful people and surroundings.  They trump BYU in every possible category, and it's not even close.




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