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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #34425 on: October 17, 2022, 09:34:51 AM »
This past weekend’s tv ratings will be interesting
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« Reply #34426 on: October 17, 2022, 10:16:00 AM »
They’ll have to more than triple tuition and fees.  Anyone brain dead enough to pay that kind of money for a thoroughly mediocre education deserves scorn and ridicule.

Have you not seen some of the current KU student body???

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« Reply #34427 on: October 17, 2022, 10:31:08 AM »
Hell yeah we are going to be so goddam hip. Maybe we can bring in the Texas Tech guys who were making Kingsbury Hollywood

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« Reply #34428 on: October 17, 2022, 12:15:24 PM »
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« Reply #34429 on: October 17, 2022, 12:53:32 PM »
Can you imagine how big that fee would be if we still had A&M?   :surprised:

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« Reply #34430 on: October 17, 2022, 01:40:49 PM »
They'll bring in Chip and Joanne Gains to put shiplap up in all the football offices, and the nu logo will get cut for something like this (but with b12'y design).


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« Reply #34431 on: October 17, 2022, 07:40:20 PM »
They'll bring in Chip and Joanne Gains to put shiplap up in all the football offices, and the nu logo will get cut for something like this (but with b12'y design).


Anything is better than our current "Tapout" big12 logo.

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« Reply #34432 on: October 17, 2022, 07:42:57 PM »
REBRAND THE LOGO!!!

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« Reply #34433 on: October 17, 2022, 07:45:49 PM »
I’ll have to figure out what to do with this calf tat.

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« Reply #34434 on: October 17, 2022, 07:48:38 PM »
I’ll have to figure out what to do with this calf tat.
Burn it off, and make up a war story.

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« Reply #34435 on: October 18, 2022, 11:28:04 AM »


Good gravy that Bama @ Tenn game got a lot of viewers, and rightfully so. Would have liked to see TCU v OSU with 3M+ on ABC, but it’s hard to compete with the epic matchup in Knoxville.

Nice to see every B12 game w/ at least 1M.


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« Reply #34436 on: October 18, 2022, 03:37:51 PM »


Good gravy that Bama @ Tenn game got a lot of viewers, and rightfully so. Would have liked to see TCU v OSU with 3M+ on ABC, but it’s hard to compete with the epic matchup in Knoxville.

Nice to see every B12 game w/ at least 1M.


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There isn't a future Pac v Pac matchup on there - that can't be good (for them).

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« Reply #34437 on: October 18, 2022, 03:48:27 PM »


Good gravy that Bama @ Tenn game got a lot of viewers, and rightfully so. Would have liked to see TCU v OSU with 3M+ on ABC, but it’s hard to compete with the epic matchup in Knoxville.

Nice to see every B12 game w/ at least 1M.


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There isn't a future Pac v Pac matchup on there - that can't be good (for them).

All three games that would have fell into that category were on Pac 12 Network. They clearly don't give a piddly crap about putting a good face on their ratings. They've had a lot of good matchups on the Pac 12 networks this year.

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« Reply #34438 on: October 18, 2022, 06:54:40 PM »
I’ll have to figure out what to do with this calf tat.
Burn it off, and make up a war story.

You could be the 3rd guy here. (I don’t know how to embed a TikTok, this is the best I could do.)

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« Reply #34439 on: October 18, 2022, 08:46:38 PM »
I’ll have to figure out what to do with this calf tat.

you should change it to 'Wino Forever'

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« Reply #34440 on: October 18, 2022, 10:08:12 PM »
Think I'll just take a cheese grater to it and use screenshots of the Alex Smith documentary to claim an old sports injury.


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« Reply #34441 on: October 18, 2022, 10:54:59 PM »
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« Reply #34442 on: October 19, 2022, 09:15:12 AM »
How do those tv ratings account for someone hypothetically catching up on love & hip hop but checking scores and times and clicking over to watch the very ends of both osu-tcu and ala-tenn?

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #34443 on: October 19, 2022, 10:46:18 AM »
How do those tv ratings account for someone hypothetically catching up on love & hip hop but checking scores and times and clicking over to watch the very ends of both osu-tcu and ala-tenn?
Do whatever you want, tv ratings are made-up numbers and nothing you do will change that.


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« Reply #34444 on: October 19, 2022, 12:06:50 PM »
How do those tv ratings account for someone hypothetically catching up on love & hip hop but checking scores and times and clicking over to watch the very ends of both osu-tcu and ala-tenn?
Do whatever you want, tv ratings are made-up numbers and nothing you do will change that.


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True story - I actually received a mailer from Nielsen about a year or two ago. For $5 (they actually include a $5 dollar bill in the mail that you can keep regardless), they ask you to fill out a paper journal articulating what you watch on TV for a week and then mail it back to them.

This is the basis for how billions and billions of dollars are spent. And, not just in 1985, but still to this day.

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« Reply #34445 on: October 19, 2022, 12:10:02 PM »
According to Neilson, there are only 42,000 Neilson households. It’s just an insane way to determine what is being watched.


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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #34446 on: October 19, 2022, 12:10:33 PM »
How do those tv ratings account for someone hypothetically catching up on love & hip hop but checking scores and times and clicking over to watch the very ends of both osu-tcu and ala-tenn?
Do whatever you want, tv ratings are made-up numbers and nothing you do will change that.


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True story - I actually received a mailer from Nielsen about a year or two ago. For $5 (they actually include a $5 dollar bill in the mail that you can keep regardless), they ask you to fill out a paper journal articulating what you watch on TV for a week and then mail it back to them.

This is the basis for how billions and billions of dollars are spent. And, not just in 1985, but still to this day.

There goes my dream of stealing hundreds of Nielsen boxes and eliminating crap programming

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« Reply #34447 on: October 19, 2022, 12:33:03 PM »
This happened to me too probably 12 years ago. We filled out the $5 survey, and then received another with like $20 since I guess they were happy we did the assignment.

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« Reply #34448 on: October 19, 2022, 12:36:41 PM »
We should start a competing service.

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« Reply #34449 on: October 19, 2022, 12:39:13 PM »
You son of a bitch, I’m in.

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