Author Topic: If you were a mean ass judge, what would be your penalties? (Read 5144 times)

renocat · « **on:** February 19, 2015, 07:06:44 PM »

I would be a mean ass judge. Two dorks in Reno Co. stole brass vases from graves. I would make them sleep on a pile of corpses for a year. Rapist would get a meat cleaver to the wallies. Name the crime - wnat would your sentence be?

wetwillie · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2015, 07:10:21 PM »

what would you do to shoplifters

renocat · « **Reply #2 on:** February 19, 2015, 10:28:08 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on February 19, 2015, 07:10:21 PM

what would you do to shoplifters
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Kiss Moochelle Obama. One month of crapper cleaning duty at Walmart. 2 months standing in front of Kmart with a sign that says I am a cheapass thief while wearing only gruns. Make them wear for 2 months clothes from the Dollar General bargin bin.

bones129 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 19, 2015, 10:30:16 PM »

Judge Renocat...what would you do to purse snatchers?

renocat · « **Reply #4 on:** February 19, 2015, 10:39:39 PM »

Quote from: bones129 on February 19, 2015, 10:30:16 PM

Judge Renocat...what would you do to purse snatchers?

First snap the purse shut on their weasel and let it hang there for five hours for scaring the hell out of women - make sure there is a brick in the purse. 2 months they have carry a sack of dead skunks everywhere.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 19, 2015, 10:42:43 PM »

stealing a car

(also, great thread renocat)

renocat · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2015, 11:06:19 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on February 19, 2015, 10:42:43 PM

stealing a car

(also, great thread renocat)

1st sit naked straddling a hot radiator. 2nd Tie an electric wire to their gloryguys that sends a shock everytime someone nearby honks a horn, and make them drive around with a sign that says honk for God. 3rd a 2 yr sentence in a cell with Big Vic the Vasaline Man.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2015, 11:08:33 PM »

illegally entering the country to find work

wetwillie · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2015, 11:12:39 PM »

Writing a bad check

star seed 7 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2015, 11:13:45 PM »

providing booze to a 19 yr old

The Big Train · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2015, 11:19:13 PM »

any high level crime:

50 full mass catholic weddings(people they did not know)

slobber · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2015, 06:16:17 AM »

Quote from: The Big Train on February 19, 2015, 11:19:13 PM

any high level crime:

50 full mass catholic weddings(people they did not know)

Thank you. I'd get to celebrate mass an additional 50 times! (If I committed a high level crime)

Gonna win 'em all!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2015, 09:29:22 AM »

speeding

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #13 on:** February 20, 2015, 09:35:03 AM »

teachers who seduce their students

slobber · « **Reply #14 on:** February 20, 2015, 09:36:16 AM »

Under age drinking

Gonna win 'em all!

renocat · « **Reply #15 on:** February 20, 2015, 09:57:26 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on February 19, 2015, 11:13:45 PM

providing booze to a 19 yr old
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Drink 2 gallons of homemade amish wine; they can spit out pieces of manure and straw. 2nd 6 months of post frat party vomit clean up. 3rd sleep 4 nights in a dumpster with homeless winos in the summer.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #16 on:** February 20, 2015, 10:08:14 AM »

Pretty harsh penalty for a crime that shouldn't be a crime.

renocat · « **Reply #17 on:** February 20, 2015, 12:20:20 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on February 20, 2015, 09:35:03 AM

teachers who seduce their students

A man - locked in a room naked for a month with big bertha with her famed jungle butt, her elder sisters - the Droopers, and ex Rassler Gay Nature boy, kicked out of teaching, banned from being near kids.
A woman - 5 years in a convent, stuff her full of sugar for fat butt syndrome, make her listen to pervet Biden whisper in her ear, and make sign everything Ms. Moelester.

CHONGS · « **Reply #18 on:** February 20, 2015, 12:28:35 PM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 20, 2015, 12:33:19 PM »

Peeping tom

renocat · « **Reply #20 on:** February 20, 2015, 07:17:17 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on February 19, 2015, 11:12:39 PM

Writing a bad check

Since they like bad paper make them wipe with sandpaper or pepper oil soak tp for a year.

renocat · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2015, 07:38:32 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on February 20, 2015, 12:33:19 PM

Peeping tom

Yank their pubic hairs out with pliers and make em smell and onion for 24 hrs.

The Big Train · « **Reply #22 on:** February 21, 2015, 04:23:22 PM »

ChiComCat · « **Reply #23 on:** February 21, 2015, 05:25:48 PM »

Well, next time I see a ballot for reno county judge I know who I am going to write in

star seed 7 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 21, 2015, 05:26:25 PM »

cattle russlin'