Author Topic: If you were a mean ass judge, what would be your penalties? (Read 5145 times)

wetwillie · « **Reply #25 on:** February 21, 2015, 05:28:56 PM »

I think judges get appointed so....

renocat · « **Reply #26 on:** February 21, 2015, 07:12:12 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on February 21, 2015, 05:26:25 PM

cattle russlin'

Unnatural relations with 25 goats or castration, ride in a full cattle truck across the US. And clean chicken crap out of barns in Arkansaw for 2 years 12 hrs a day or until you pay for the critters you stole.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #27 on:** February 21, 2015, 07:27:42 PM »

Unnatural relations with 25 goats (not court-ordered, of course).

star seed 7 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 21, 2015, 08:45:13 PM »

Sodomy

renocat · « **Reply #29 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:10:17 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on February 20, 2015, 09:29:22 AM

speeding

This is tough since I am a leadfoot. 10 mph+ - a visit from the Woodson Co sherrif (he will scare the whizz out of you). 20 to 30 you have to ride across America with a wacked out hippy and his three toothed woman and their 5 old farting dogs, then 1 year driving an amish tractor. More - tie you to a bicycle and the bicycle to a NASCAR car, enjoy the ride.

renocat · « **Reply #30 on:** February 23, 2015, 01:04:42 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on February 21, 2015, 08:45:13 PM

Sodomy

If crime occurred on a playground or park - 2 years in a female gorilla cage.

mocat · « **Reply #31 on:** February 23, 2015, 04:51:58 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on February 21, 2015, 05:28:56 PM

I think judges get appointed so....

in the vast majority of US states, no

ChiComCat · « **Reply #32 on:** February 23, 2015, 05:05:02 PM »

Quote from: renocat on February 21, 2015, 09:10:17 PM

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on February 20, 2015, 09:29:22 AM
speeding
This is tough since I am a leadfoot. 10 mph+ - a visit from the Woodson Co sherrif (he will scare the whizz out of you). 20 to 30 you have to ride across America with a wacked out hippy and his three toothed woman and their 5 old farting dogs, then 1 year driving an amish tractor. More - tie you to a bicycle and the bicycle to a NASCAR car, enjoy the ride.

We're going to need more farting dogs

renocat · « **Reply #33 on:** March 06, 2015, 07:41:33 PM »

university of CA-Irvine StuCo flag hater nuts. The American flag should be tattooed to flag poles and when itis salute time, give them a knife when they want the flag removed. Or make them wear diapers for whining while walking through a red neck western KS town.

renocat · « **Reply #34 on:** April 27, 2015, 10:19:27 PM »

Baltimore Ghetto Gang Goodie Grabbers and hell raisers.. If I caught you on video rioting, bombing, looting, and cutting fire hoses. I would get Yitsock Bulldozer from Israel to smash your house, I would fire bomb your car, steal your along and picture of Obama and his obamer cell phone, and slice your hose with a dull knife.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #35 on:** April 27, 2015, 11:19:18 PM »

Baltimore is such an unmitigated police state shithole, that they have actually set up cameras in scarier neighborhoods to police the proletariat. This keeps cops safe and a watchful eye on the unwashed masses, in the event there's an outburst

GregKSU1027 · « **Reply #36 on:** April 28, 2015, 07:21:56 AM »

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 27, 2015, 11:19:18 PM

Baltimore is such an unmitigated police state shithole, that they have actually set up cameras in scarier neighborhoods to police the proletariat. This keeps cops safe and a watchful eye on the unwashed masses, in the event there's an outburst

Big Brother is always watching.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #37 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:54:00 AM »

Quote from: mocat on February 23, 2015, 04:51:58 PM

Quote from: wetwillie on February 21, 2015, 05:28:56 PM
I think judges get appointed so....

in the vast majority of US states, no

all federal, which are located in all us states. bang in your fat face. also in illinois some are elected and then the elected ones appoint the rest, so both. kerpow, you fat face again.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #38 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:55:08 AM »

@renocat

two male animals (nonhuman) having gay sex with each other.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #39 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:56:00 AM »

i mean really getting after it.

renocat · « **Reply #40 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:43:09 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on April 30, 2015, 10:55:08 AM

@renocat

two male animals (nonhuman) having gay sex with each other.

Not sure I would make a critter judge. Growing up we had a cattle dog who was always humping our yellow tomcat. The cat would get pissed and scratch the hell out the dog's belly. When the dog was not romancing the cat, he would chase cows and get kicked in the head or you could find he chewing on a cow patty trying to find undigested corn. Given a dog with active wallies cannot self manipulate himself for a thrill and everyone neutering females that never now come into heat, I would not be to hard on themfor such an act. Might consider banning the to the preserve with Benji the bull. Two squirrels - shoot 'em. Two reptiles - flush. In reality if this happens some KU professor will get a 2 million dollar federal grant for a study and a medal of valor from Obama.

BringBackEcoKat · « **Reply #41 on:** May 04, 2015, 02:52:16 PM »

We should go back to the eye for an eye mentality. I once read an article about this sicko that microwaved a baby and I was so upset that he himself didn't get to have such a gruesome fate.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #42 on:** May 04, 2015, 05:37:33 PM »

who rapes the rapists?

BringBackEcoKat · « **Reply #43 on:** May 05, 2015, 12:18:53 AM »

Can't we hire someone for that?

Mr Bread · « **Reply #44 on:** May 05, 2015, 12:51:35 PM »

i should be more specific. if a person commits a heterosexual rape then the punishment would be the same assuming no sodomy. seems unlikely to be a deterrent.

it's not eye for an eye if a male vaginally rapes a female and that male is then anally raped by a male. inequitable. that's like an eye for an eye and some teeth.

Spracne · « **Reply #45 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:08:59 PM »

The harm is a violation of ones person, and the harm-causing act is penetration. Therefore, if you don't penetrate, it don't equate.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #46 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:19:50 PM »

You look like a fool spracne. The violation is sexual intercourse against one's will. The one having committed heterosexual rape shall be raped heterosexually. Anybody knows anything knows that.

I never had you pegged as one of those hurhurhur good old boy male rape victim of a female rapist deniers. Disappointing.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #47 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:55:41 PM »

i think being a ku fan means you are a denier of all manners of rape

BringBackEcoKat · « **Reply #48 on:** May 08, 2015, 11:01:39 PM »

Okay if a man vaginally rapes a woman then, I would feed him viagra and find the most disgusting woman to go to town on him. Is that more fair?

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #49 on:** May 09, 2015, 09:03:34 AM »

Quote from: Queen Winters on May 08, 2015, 11:01:39 PM

Okay if a man vaginally rapes a woman then, I would feed him viagra and find the most disgusting woman to go to town on him. Is that more fair?

In baseball, that's called a 'slump buster'. Probably not an effective deterrent.