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Re: If you were a mean ass judge, what would be your penalties?
« Reply #50 on: May 28, 2015, 08:54:01 AM »

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Okay if a man vaginally rapes a woman then, I would feed him viagra and find the most disgusting woman to go to town on him. Is that more fair?

In baseball, that's called a 'slump buster'. Probably not an effective deterrent.
Blumpkin would have some interesting thoughts on this.


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Re: If you were a mean ass judge, what would be your penalties?
« Reply #51 on: June 15, 2015, 06:31:19 PM »
Groping, grinding, and hunching at a school dance.  Stick em together with superglue.  Those showing public displays of affection/horniness zap them with a catitle prod.  Give em an electro-weasel

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Re: If you were a mean ass judge, what would be your penalties?
« Reply #52 on: June 16, 2015, 05:33:54 AM »
Now you are just making crap up.


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Re: If you were a mean ass judge, what would be your penalties?
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2015, 11:11:01 AM »
Liberals whizzing all over everything in San Francisco has caused light poles to corrode and fall over and now they are painting walls with a repellent that makes the whizz splash back on the whizee.  If you piss on a wall you likely don't care if you get a yellow misting.  Put up video cameras and any one caught wall whizzing put a time release clamp on their weasal.  Repeat offenders get dribble port installed.

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Re: If you were a mean ass judge, what would be your penalties?
« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2015, 11:42:01 AM »
How do you know it's only liberals whizzing all over everything
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: If you were a mean ass judge, what would be your penalties?
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2015, 11:45:00 AM »
How do you know it's only liberals whizzing all over everything
Conservatives just smile and whizz down their pants, a religious thing - family friendly.

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Re: If you were a mean ass judge, what would be your penalties?
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2015, 12:37:19 PM »
Liberals whizzing all over everything in San Francisco has caused light poles to corrode and fall over and now they are painting walls with a repellent that makes the whizz splash back on the whizee.  If you piss on a wall you likely don't care if you get a yellow misting.  Put up video cameras and any one caught wall whizzing put a time release clamp on their weasal.  Repeat offenders get dribble port installed.

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Re: If you were a mean ass judge, what would be your penalties?
« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2015, 12:56:25 PM »
How do you know it's only liberals whizzing all over everything
Conservatives just smile and whizz down their pants, a religious thing - family friendly.

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Re: If you were a mean ass judge, what would be your penalties?
« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2015, 01:14:12 PM »
 :D
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite