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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5900 on: September 16, 2023, 04:55:25 PM »
Was actually a younger one. He was a little to Randy and was pestering the hens. He also wouldn’t give us adorable blue eggs I was told.

You keep saying this, and I'm still confused. You have "too many roosters." Is your wife really clued into the sex lives of these birds?

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« Reply #5901 on: September 16, 2023, 05:00:44 PM »
Trying to pit up the farm thread? Smh

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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5902 on: September 16, 2023, 05:09:49 PM »
It's a serious question. How does she know this particular rooster was responsible for the offensive œufs?

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« Reply #5903 on: September 16, 2023, 05:13:21 PM »
It's a serious question. How does she know this particular rooster was responsible for the offensive œufs?
We’ve all witnessed it. Fella had no chill. Think if any of her chicken friends would’ve wanted it though she would’ve gladly given him away. She hated every minute of it

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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5904 on: September 16, 2023, 05:13:41 PM »
Eh. Cocks don't determine the egg color. WTF is going on there?

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« Reply #5905 on: September 16, 2023, 05:49:31 PM »
They do when you crossbreed and hatch those eggs ole boy

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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5906 on: September 16, 2023, 06:18:09 PM »
i like the green eggs better.
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« Reply #5907 on: September 16, 2023, 07:07:45 PM »
Here, yla's wife comes to snuff the rooster, oh yeah.

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« Reply #5908 on: September 16, 2023, 07:47:07 PM »
They do when you crossbreed and hatch those eggs ole boy
Alrighty, breeding. Gotcha.

Thought someone had convinced you male genitals or no male genitals changes the color daily.

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« Reply #5909 on: September 18, 2023, 07:58:17 AM »
They do when you crossbreed and hatch those eggs ole boy
Alrighty, breeding. Gotcha.

Thought someone had convinced you male genitals or no male genitals changes the color daily.
Goddam you guys are dumbasses.  Mrs. YLA sounds like a keeper.
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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5910 on: September 18, 2023, 08:00:52 AM »
They do when you crossbreed and hatch those eggs ole boy
Alrighty, breeding. Gotcha.

Thought someone had convinced you male genitals or no male genitals changes the color daily.
Goddam you guys are dumbasses.  Mrs. YLA sounds like a keeper.
Not the dumbass as I'm well aware of how to raise chickens as I have over 80 running around the hobby farm.

However I know several dumbasses that get roped into dumbass ideas.

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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5911 on: September 18, 2023, 08:08:57 AM »
Besides shooting animals who venture onto your property, what other classic hippie stuff does mrs yla do

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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5912 on: September 18, 2023, 12:05:41 PM »
Besides shooting animals who venture onto your property, what other classic hippie stuff does mrs yla do

keeps blue egg-laying chickens as pets.
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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5913 on: September 18, 2023, 02:25:33 PM »
Here, yla's wife comes to snuff the rooster, oh yeah.

Goddamn this one took way too long.  Kudos to you RATM.

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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5914 on: September 18, 2023, 03:51:31 PM »
Besides shooting animals who venture onto your property, what other classic hippie stuff does mrs yla do
maybe resourceful is a better word. other than the small orchard and garden she has going I think bees and mini goats are in our future

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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5915 on: September 18, 2023, 04:10:25 PM »
Besides shooting animals who venture onto your property, what other classic hippie stuff does mrs yla do
maybe resourceful is a better word. other than the small orchard and garden she has going I think bees and mini goats are in our future

I remmeber when those fads wen through KC.  pendlton heights and hyde park were like a collective in 2012

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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5916 on: September 19, 2023, 10:44:35 AM »
Besides shooting animals who venture onto your property, what other classic hippie stuff does mrs yla do
maybe resourceful is a better word. other than the small orchard and garden she has going I think bees and mini goats are in our future
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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5917 on: September 19, 2023, 12:40:11 PM »
Yeah, don't be a wuss yla
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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5918 on: September 19, 2023, 01:32:19 PM »
at least post pics of the chickens and eggs.
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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5919 on: September 19, 2023, 01:42:09 PM »
I am very curious about blue eggs tbh

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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5920 on: September 19, 2023, 01:44:05 PM »
at least post pics of the chickens and eggs.

Any cocks as well
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« Reply #5921 on: September 19, 2023, 01:54:04 PM »
Will report back with said pics.. ugliest chicken is a naked neck, we also have a guinea (she tells me it's supposed to eat all the ticks and random bugs but I don't believe her) our top male genitals is named Taco and he's a chill fella and keeps the other cocks in line.

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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5922 on: September 19, 2023, 04:08:58 PM »
This brings me back to my childhood days.  My mom had leghorns and some reddish-brown ones.  She would order chicks in the spring and get them mailed to us.  She would let me or my little brother hold them because it was easy to quash them.  At about 6 weeks old she would be picking out young fryers and keep the biggest and meanest of the reddish-brown and leghorns.  All the rest made fine Sunday meals.  YLA, enjoy those tasty meals.
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« Reply #5923 on: September 19, 2023, 04:12:00 PM »
This brings me back to my childhood days.  My mom had leghorns and some reddish-brown ones.  She would order chicks in the spring and get them mailed to us.  She would let me or my little brother hold them because it was easy to quash them.  At about 6 weeks old she would be picking out young fryers and keep the biggest and meanest of the reddish-brown and leghorns.  All the rest made fine Sunday meals.  YLA, enjoy those tasty meals.

i participated in a full on slaughter at a neighbors house.  meaning head chopped with hatchet, ran around spraying blood, dip in boiling water then pluck and use machine to get pinfeathers off.


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Re: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions
« Reply #5924 on: September 19, 2023, 04:15:25 PM »
I don't get the chicken stuff. I mean, if you didn't have like stores to buy eggs for basically free then I'd get it. but otherwise it just seems like a PITA and waste of energy. unless you enjoy it obviously. then go nuts if that makes you happy.

The chicken ranching gives the city/hippy/greenies who have a large suburban lot or mini ranch some sense of getting with nature farming.
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