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SD - what gear would you recommend I put my John Deere 4020 in while cultivating a soybean field?


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I have no idea, like 7?

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I saw this thing the other day where like this cow had a big hole in its side and a farmer or somebody was reaching into its stomach and doing stuff. They said lots of cows have the holes in their sides for reaching into. I'm wondering if SD knows just what the hell was going on there.

That's state fair stuff

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did you ever have a cow that you nicknamed Colonel Angus?  if no, why not?

No, didn't really name any unless they looked weird and then their name was that weird thing, like "no tail".

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A funny joke that the ranchers I used to work for at K-State did once was to tell me and another girl that a cow fell asleep outside and we had to wake it up.  We both had never worked on a farm so believed it. 

We went over to the cow and the vet girl and I approach it and start making noises and talking to it/clapping softly trying to wake it up without freaking it out.  She went and looked at its face and said it was dead.

Kat Kid is a girl? I didn't know this.

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Vegetarians are dumb. Agree or disagree SD?

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Vegetarians are dumb. Agree or disagree SD?

I'm fine with them. I say eat whatever you want (unless it's like human meat or panda bear meat or something)

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Vegetarians are dumb. Agree or disagree SD?

I'm fine with them. I say eat whatever you want (unless it's like human meat or panda bear meat or something)

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SD - what gear would you recommend I put my John Deere 4020 in while cultivating a soybean field?


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I have no idea, like 7?

That seems pretty fast. I'd probably take out half the field at that speed.

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why is john deere crap all green? 


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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why is john deere crap all green? 

Color of money yo!
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why is john deere crap all green?
it looked good to Charlene

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why is john deere crap all green?

good question, no idea

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why is john deere crap all green? 

What if I told you some is yellow?



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why is john deere crap all green? 

What if I told you some is yellow?



I don't see what this black tractor has to do with anything...

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why is john deere crap all green? 

What if I told you some is yellow?



I don't see what this black tractor has to do with anything...

You mean blue right?
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why is john deere crap all green?

Iron supplements.

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why is john deere crap all green? 

What if I told you some is yellow?



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OMG!!!  I just heard that SD 's nickname in high school was Seed Drill, due to all the seeds he planted out there in western Kansas.  :D
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SD, not really a farm related question, but typical of small-town sporters. Did you love playing sports growing up, and how long did it take you to realize you weren't going to be a pro athlete?

Second question - What was your favorite time of year, hunting/ farming wise?
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Do you have to lube cows up before you do that weird impregnation thing and stick your arm up there? Or do you just do it?
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Do you have to lube cows up before you do that weird impregnation thing and stick your arm up there? Or do you just do it?

The poop is pretty good lube if you are talking about preg checking.
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Hey SD, did you see The Bachelor After the Rose show last night? Well [SPOILER] Jimmy Kimmel presented the happy couple with a cow which he just walked on a leash onto the stage in front of the live audience. Would any cow do that and be comfortable around all those people or was that a trained cow?

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Hey SD, did you see The Bachelor After the Rose show last night? Well [SPOILER] Jimmy Kimmel presented the happy couple with a cow which he just walked on a leash onto the stage in front of the live audience. Would any cow do that and be comfortable around all those people or was that a trained cow?

That was a CGI cow